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Title: Caption contest!
Post by: Oleg Volk on July 08, 2006, 04:36:04 PM
Title: Caption contest!
Post by: garyk/nm on July 08, 2006, 05:11:16 PM
Is that a 40-round mag, or are you just glad to see me?

Sorry, I'll go stand in the corner now...
Title: Caption contest!
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 08, 2006, 05:13:50 PM
Post ban magazines....its like Clinton never existed.....


Full capacity magazines....its like when you got your first Red Ryder all over again!
Title: Caption contest!
Post by: grampster on July 08, 2006, 05:17:01 PM
"Charley was in the process of flubbing his 6 rifle juggle because the flash of the camera disrupted his concentration"
Title: Caption contest!
Post by: Guest on July 08, 2006, 05:43:10 PM
"Frank! You were supposed to pull a wabbit out of the hat!"
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Post by: Gewehr98 on July 08, 2006, 06:21:32 PM
"Dang, that Tapco FN-FAL pistol grip really does look out of proportion, dominating my little AK!"


(Same conclusion I came to when I put the Tapco FN-FAL grip and handguard set on my SAR-1, thereby selling the bits on eBay later)
Title: Caption contest!
Post by: The Rabbi on July 08, 2006, 06:36:22 PM
"All I did was touch it!"
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Post by: jefnvk on July 08, 2006, 07:06:00 PM
It works right out of the box

(it looks like Apple's new advertisement scheme, and the slogan actually works for this product)
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Post by: Monkeyleg on July 08, 2006, 07:19:40 PM
That's right, folks! Step right up! It's a home defense weapon AND a floor mop!
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Post by: Stetson on July 08, 2006, 09:27:25 PM
"Catch!"
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Post by: Nightfall on July 08, 2006, 10:00:27 PM
"Hallelujah!"
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Post by: 280plus on July 09, 2006, 01:11:06 AM
"ROLLOVER!! GOOD BOY!!"

(I've been working with the dog too much lately Tongue)
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Post by: Nathaniel Firethorn on July 10, 2006, 12:26:06 PM
"Stop all that reloading or you'll go blind!"

- NF
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Post by: charby on July 10, 2006, 12:33:35 PM
"Oh my God, there really is a Santa Claus!"
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Post by: Harold Tuttle on July 10, 2006, 12:37:21 PM
"The free hand of the right world is well armed"
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Post by: Myself on July 10, 2006, 01:07:31 PM
LOOK --  NO STRINGS
Just like the Bill of Rights says it should be!!
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Post by: One of Many on July 10, 2006, 02:04:51 PM
What a surprise!  When he prayed for protection from evil, this was not what he expected.  Would you expect God to be a gun dealer, and deliver directly from Heaven?
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Post by: DJJ on July 10, 2006, 03:39:55 PM
[Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane!"]AHHHH!! It's coming right at me![/]
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Post by: Stickjockey on July 10, 2006, 03:53:33 PM
"think fast!"

"Hand-off!"
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Post by: Matthew Carberry on July 10, 2006, 10:02:36 PM
The slightest touch of the "Possum Style Iron Palm Strike" can bend even the strongest of stamped metal magazines.
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Post by: Matthew Carberry on July 10, 2006, 10:04:08 PM
To be a true Mall Ninja one must snatch the magazine in a single lightning move.
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Post by: Matthew Carberry on July 10, 2006, 10:05:57 PM
 ...that weighs about right, now to swap the bag of sand for that pre-ban mag without setting off the ancient Mayan death traps.
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Post by: Matthew Carberry on July 10, 2006, 10:08:37 PM


My god, it's full of ammo........
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Post by: Brian Williams on July 11, 2006, 03:46:20 AM
Hey Bubba, Hold my Beer...
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Post by: DJJ on July 11, 2006, 06:12:54 PM
"Dodge! Parry! Thrust! Spin!"
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Post by: 280plus on July 11, 2006, 11:34:46 PM
DJJ, I know exactly whose line that is. Cheesy