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Title: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 15, 2013, 06:04:12 PM
Early this morning (15th), a cleaner stole a train outside Stockholm and took it for a joyride. It eventually came to a complete stop...right into someone's living room :O.

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Fortunatly, no one was killed or injured except for the woman who stole it. Lotsa bones broken...
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 15, 2013, 06:19:17 PM
That will buff right out.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 15, 2013, 06:23:40 PM
Figures it was a woman. Couldn't even steer a train...
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Declaration Day on January 15, 2013, 06:35:53 PM
A train-jacking?  That doesn't even happen here in Detroit!
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: TommyGunn on January 15, 2013, 07:30:56 PM
Figures it was a woman. Couldn't even steer a train...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Man, you have guts to post that on a public forum....... :laugh:
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 15, 2013, 07:45:59 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Man, you have guts to post that on a public forum....... :laugh:

More like just too dopey to know better.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Fly320s on January 15, 2013, 07:54:09 PM
That track is damn close to those houses.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: MechAg94 on January 15, 2013, 07:55:02 PM
So did they have a high speed train chase?  Did they follow it with a helicopter to make sure it didn't lose them?
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 15, 2013, 08:08:46 PM
That track is damn close to those houses.
Yep. Apparently it's a feature rather than a bug, considering the prices of those apartments.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Phyphor on January 15, 2013, 09:09:53 PM
Figures it was a woman. Couldn't even steer a train...

You talk about women like that? I guess they don't call you "Fistful" for nuthin'......  :rofl: [popcorn]
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: TechMan on January 15, 2013, 10:10:10 PM
Yep. Apparently it's a feature rather than a bug, considering the prices of those apartments.

How much per month?
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 15, 2013, 11:50:05 PM
Tough crowd. Can't even get my bros to back me up.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Fly320s on January 16, 2013, 12:45:05 AM
Tough crowd. Can't even get my bros to back me up.

Woman couldn't drive and she missed the kitchen.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 16, 2013, 01:04:45 AM
You da man.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 16, 2013, 03:03:38 AM
How much per month?
They're not rentals, they're what referred to here as "bostadsrätt". You don't buy the apartment as such, you buy a share in the association owning the building(s) (which you can later sell to someone else when you want to move), which also gives you the right to live in one of the apartments. A monthly fee will often need to be paid for upkeep (exceptions may apply for buildings say in the middle of say Stockholm, where the ground floors can often be for commercial use, thus providing income for the association from rentals). I saw the asking price of one of those apartments in the building right next to it - 14 million krona. More than 2 million dollars. And that's the opening bid...
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: vaskidmark on January 16, 2013, 04:49:44 AM
Aha!  We call them cooperatives (for short, a coop, but sometimes with the apostrophe, as in co-op).  Current residents get to vote on admitting any new resident.

I guess the "feature" aspect comes from the European way of looking at public transportation and providing it as convenient, reliable, and taking you just about anywhere you want to go, as popposed to the American plan for moving the lowest of the drone classes from their hovels to the salt mines and back again without exposing them to the aristocracy.

stay safe.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: griz on January 16, 2013, 08:01:40 AM
How do you get a train to turn off the tracks?  Was it just too fast or is it some weird case of ice forming across the tracks?
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 16, 2013, 09:34:33 AM
How do you get a train to turn off the tracks?  Was it just too fast or is it some weird case of ice forming across the tracks?
From what I've understood, it hasn't turned off the tracks - it's the end station, and those apartments are very close to where the tracks end. Someone estimated the train travelled maybe 25-30 meters off the tracks after it plowed right off them, through the stopper-thingy at the end.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: griz on January 16, 2013, 12:24:38 PM
I see, so the lesson is don't build your house behind a stop sign.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 16, 2013, 01:05:53 PM
But the view is simply magnificent! :laugh:
Even moreso now for one family. :rofl:
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 16, 2013, 01:40:36 PM
I see, so the lesson is don't build your house behind a stop sign.

There are some locations with homes built that you really scratch your head and wonder at the logic.

Out in the mountains there is a nice house built in the "U" of a fairly steep, large switchback of the road.
I can't quite comprehend how they have not had a car crash through the roof yet...
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Tallpine on January 16, 2013, 01:54:10 PM
Where we're going, we don't need any tracks  =D
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: makattak on January 16, 2013, 02:17:00 PM
Where we're going, we don't need any tracks  =D

I guess she didn't quite make it to 88 miles per hour.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Tallpine on January 16, 2013, 02:40:30 PM
I guess she didn't quite make it to 88 miles per hour.

Need better firewood  ;)
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: TechMan on January 16, 2013, 02:50:11 PM
This thread is going off the tracks.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 16, 2013, 04:02:56 PM
This thread is going off the tracks.

Don't they all?
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: vaskidmark on January 16, 2013, 04:07:31 PM
This thread is going off the tracks.

Don't they all?

At least it's not going off the track.

stay safe.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: RocketMan on January 16, 2013, 05:15:07 PM
Tough crowd. Can't even get my bros to back me up.

I bet she's a blonde.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Jamie B on January 16, 2013, 10:43:07 PM
I bet she's a blonde.

Women should wear white, like all of the other kitchen appliances....... =D
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 16, 2013, 10:43:55 PM
I bet she's a blonde.

But did she have more fun? Now that is the question.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: vaskidmark on January 17, 2013, 04:53:35 AM
But did she have more fun? Now that is the question.

Yeah, till she put someone's home out.

stay safe.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Tallpine on January 17, 2013, 05:08:44 PM
Women should wear white, like all of the other kitchen appliances....... =D

So, the real problem is that she ran the train into the living room instead of the kitchen  ???

 =D
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: RaspberrySurprise on January 17, 2013, 08:11:43 PM
http://youtu.be/otdHbA4GlSI
Im surprised this video hasn't been posted yet
(Crazy Train by Ozzy)
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 18, 2013, 11:15:10 PM
Hm. All charges against her has been dropped now, and the company that runs the trains, and the company that owns the tracks (I think...) has said they're deeply sorry and that they'll do everything they can to restore her "honor and credibility". Curious...
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: AJ Dual on January 18, 2013, 11:35:23 PM
Hm. All charges against her has been dropped now, and the company that runs the trains, and the company that owns the tracks (I think...) has said they're deeply sorry and that they'll do everything they can to restore her "honor and credibility". Curious...

So... the train took off with her aboard but she had nothing to do with it?  ???
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on January 18, 2013, 11:51:04 PM
Nothing is known yet, but there is some speculation as to how, in which she had something to do with it, although only by accident, made possible by some spectacularly bad decisions made by others...
1: the guy who is responsible for bringing the train to and from maintenance (or something, I'm not entirely sure about job responsibilites in rail yards) left the keys in, engine running, and emergency brakes disconnected/non-functioning.
2: Dead man's grip disconnected for some reason (confirmed by investigators)
3: cleaner accidentally hits switch/button/lever that starts the train, does not realize this until too late. Maybe she thought the guy mentioned in (1) had started the train.

I got to ad that I feel incredibly sorry for her. Just two months in on a badly paid job, and she get seriously injured because of laziness/complacency/comfort. =|
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Tallpine on January 19, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
Nothing is known yet, but there is some speculation as to how, in which she had something to do with it, although only by accident, made possible by some spectacularly bad decisions made by others...
1: the guy who is responsible for bringing the train to and from maintenance (or something, I'm not entirely sure about job responsibilites in rail yards) left the keys in, engine running, and emergency brakes disconnected/non-functioning.
2: Dead man's grip disconnected for some reason (confirmed by investigators)
3: cleaner accidentally hits switch/button/lever that starts the train, does not realize this until too late. Maybe she thought the guy mentioned in (1) had started the train.

I got to ad that I feel incredibly sorry for her. Just two months in on a badly paid job, and she get seriously injured because of laziness/complacency/comfort. =|


It's not uncommon on a new job for things to not go well at first.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on July 01, 2013, 03:36:49 AM
Thought I should update this thread: the young lady who was initially suspected of having stolen the train and who got injured in the crash is now considering changing her career...she wants to be a - drumroll - train driver :laugh:. The company operating that line offered her a job doing that if she gets through school for it, so good for her =).
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: LadySmith on July 01, 2013, 03:44:55 AM
Thought I should update this thread: the young lady who was initially suspected of having stolen the train and who got injured in the crash is now considering changing her career...she wants to be a - drumroll - train driver :laugh:. The company operating that line offered her a job doing that if she gets through school for it, so good for her =).
Wait...what?!?  :O
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: vaskidmark on July 01, 2013, 06:59:46 AM
But she'll have more experience than any other graduate.

stay safe.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: K Frame on July 01, 2013, 08:56:39 AM
Anyone see the newest Dox Equis commercial?

"He once parallel parked a train. He's the most interesting man in the world..."

Maybe she can aspire to that.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: RevDisk on July 01, 2013, 09:58:55 AM
Nothing is known yet, but there is some speculation as to how, in which she had something to do with it, although only by accident, made possible by some spectacularly bad decisions made by others...
1: the guy who is responsible for bringing the train to and from maintenance (or something, I'm not entirely sure about job responsibilites in rail yards) left the keys in, engine running, and emergency brakes disconnected/non-functioning.
2: Dead man's grip disconnected for some reason (confirmed by investigators)
3: cleaner accidentally hits switch/button/lever that starts the train, does not realize this until too late. Maybe she thought the guy mentioned in (1) had started the train.

I got to ad that I feel incredibly sorry for her. Just two months in on a badly paid job, and she get seriously injured because of laziness/complacency/comfort. =|

#2 is enough to throw the company under the er, train. Dead man's grip being disconnected should not happen outside of the maintenance area. IF it is broken, it needs to be going directly to nearest maintenance area under direct supervision of qualified personnel at all times.
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Viking on July 01, 2013, 10:41:59 AM
#2 is enough to throw the company under the er, train. Dead man's grip being disconnected should not happen outside of the maintenance area. IF it is broken, it needs to be going directly to nearest maintenance area under direct supervision of qualified personnel at all times.
I'm not sure why it was disconnected, but I guess the investigation will reveal this at some point. I hope she got a bit of money for her suffering and injuries and also the slander...
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: RevDisk on July 01, 2013, 10:45:51 AM
I'm not sure why it was disconnected, but I guess the investigation will reveal this at some point. I hope she got a bit of money for her suffering and injuries and also the slander...

How much from fistful?
Title: Re: That looks expensive...
Post by: Sergeant Bob on July 01, 2013, 10:51:25 AM
Women should wear white, like all of the other kitchen appliances....... =D

That's gonna hurt! =D