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Title: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: lee n. field on February 10, 2013, 09:56:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E-QA-jlbRqY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E-QA-jlbRqY)

Globular warming responsible for a passing asteroid?  Film at 11.

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: RoadKingLarry on February 10, 2013, 10:38:53 PM

The stupid!

It burns, it burns.

Arrrrgh!

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: RocketMan on February 10, 2013, 10:52:08 PM

If I'd been in Bill Nye's place, I would have said it was Bush's fault.

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 11, 2013, 01:33:34 AM

Paid to be talk [sic] and paid to be less than ugly.

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Blakenzy on February 11, 2013, 09:29:12 AM

I think we've got a case of Space warming. It's because we use microwave ovens too much.

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Hawkmoon on February 11, 2013, 10:13:23 AM

I've got so much global warming in my driveway the snow thrower won't make a dent in it. Plows can't move it. Waitin' for a payloader.

Algore lies ...

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Scout26 on February 11, 2013, 05:16:31 PM

They're only get half their money's worth.... ;)

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Waitone on February 11, 2013, 07:45:53 PM

There has got to be a self help book out there exposing the secrets of how to get a prestigious, well-paying job for a complete idiot.  Media has got to stop hiring "journalism" school graduates.  Candidates must have a passing acquaintance with reality.

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Unisaw on February 11, 2013, 08:58:22 PM

A local newswoman was chatting with her news team early the other morning about Felix Baumgartner hitting 800+ mph during his jump from 24 miles up.  She added that he wore "some kind of suit" as if her colleagues and listeners would otherwise think he had jumped in his street clothes...  :facepalm:

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 12, 2013, 10:32:47 AM

Quote

She's paid to be talk and be pretty

Then she needs a 50% pay cut.

Brad

Title: Re: She's paid to be talk and be pretty
Post by: Sergeant Bob on February 12, 2013, 09:51:59 PM

Quote from: Brad Johnson on February 12, 2013, 10:32:47 AM

Then she needs a 50% pay cut.

Brad

That's what I was thinking.