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Title: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 12, 2013, 10:58:33 PM
Since ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips are grounds for banning "assault weapons," wouldn't it be great if gun manufacturers (or somebody) just started making ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips for every weapon that could possibly accept them? 50-round mags for 1911s; 40-rounders for bolt-action sporter rifles; shotgun magazine tubes that hold 20 rounds.

The magazines would be totally impractical and not sell all that well, I guess. But it sure sounds hilarious to me.

Next idea: over/under, 30-shot, .22 revolver, with the chambers staggered in two concentric circles.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: kgbsquirrel on February 12, 2013, 11:00:31 PM
http://youtu.be/rzqwEP5QC78

 [popcorn]
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 12, 2013, 11:08:15 PM
Wonder how much that weighs!
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: TommyGunn on February 12, 2013, 11:11:00 PM
Since ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips are grounds for banning "assault weapons," wouldn't it be great if gun manufacturers (or somebody) just started making ultra-capacity, puppy-killing magazine clips   for every weapon that could possibly accept them? 50-round mags for 1911s; 40-rounders for bolt-action sporter rifles; shotgun magazine tubes that hold 20 rounds.

The magazines would be totally impractical and not sell all that well, I guess. But it sure sounds hilarious to me.

Next idea: over/under, 30-shot, .22 revolver, with the chambers staggered in two concentric circles.

"Magazine clips"   :mad: :mad: :mad:  I have come to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE   that term!
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 12, 2013, 11:15:55 PM
"Magazine clips"   :mad: :mad: :mad:  I have come to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE   that term!


Exactly.  =D
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: SADShooter on February 12, 2013, 11:29:17 PM
"GunzRevil, and I hate them, so I have no obligation to learn how they work or what the terms mean, despite my ability to wax poetic on the sweeping social implications of pointilist painting, the redeeming aspects of globalist enthno-genderic self-identity classification as a means to socio-demographic harmonics, or the climatic and gastrointestinal benefits of consuming fair trade flaxseed oil."
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: zxcvbob on February 13, 2013, 12:09:42 AM
I have one 30+ round magclipâ„¢ (don't remember the exact capacity) for my BHP, and it looks ridiculous sticking out the bottom.  20-rounders OTOH look OK even though they are also too long.  When CDNN gets 20's back in stock I may buy a few more unless they jack the price way up.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Blakenzy on February 13, 2013, 12:17:57 AM

Didn't you guys hear Obama? We are to refer to them as "massive ammunition magazine" now.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 13, 2013, 12:35:29 AM
"massive ammunition magazine"


WANT!
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: zxcvbob on February 13, 2013, 12:36:00 AM
I never listen to obama; he's a bullshitter.  That's worse than a liar because at least a liar secretly acknowledges that the truth matters.  A bullshitter just tells a story with no regard for whether it's true or not (or partially true) -- it doesn't matter as long as it advances his goals.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on February 13, 2013, 01:00:58 AM
http://youtu.be/rzqwEP5QC78

 [popcorn]

HOLY CRAP!!!  Went to their website, they want $699 for one of those things!!!! 
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Blakenzy on February 13, 2013, 01:10:53 AM
Quote
http://youtu.be/rzqwEP5QC78
OK someone is going to have to explain to me how that thing works.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Regolith on February 13, 2013, 01:18:34 AM
OK someone is going to have to explain to me how that thing works.

My guess is it's a helical magazine (https://www.google.com/search?q=helical+magazine&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=EjAbUeXRDcHtiwL2uoHAAw&biw=1280&bih=864&sei=FDAbUe_mFNGUjALpnYCYDw#imgrc=vLiA_AycuKOJeM%3A%3Brk3PIvLCSgzYoM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fworld.guns.ru%252Fuserfiles%252Fimages%252Fsmg%252Fsmg57%252Fcalico-mag.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fworld.guns.ru%252Fsmg%252Fsmg57-e.htm%3B326%3B298).
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Blakenzy on February 13, 2013, 01:39:02 AM
But then how are the rounds pushed through the existing tubular magazine once they exit the add-on helical magazine? You would need some long spring/follower.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: kgbsquirrel on February 13, 2013, 04:51:54 AM
It's just four tube magazines in a rotary mechanism. As soon as one is empty is snaps to the next tube. To load, shove shells in like normal, and when full, twist the mechanism a quarter turn and continue.
Title: Re: Puppy-killing magazines - just an idea
Post by: Blakenzy on February 13, 2013, 01:37:28 PM
Found a close up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvgLjTehnM of that magazine.