Except that I'm a smartass. Usually I control it pretty well, but when I'm tired, as Dionysusigma can tell you, things slip.
*snicker* *giggle*
"Like hell! River ain't but a hundred yards thataway, but I haven't left yet!"
BWAAAA HA HA HAAAA HA HAAA!
Oh well, it's a Yankee state anyway. Oddly, I didn't passionately hate Kansas until I was North of the river... keep that in mind for a minute...
Just remember who kicked who's asses back to Manassas
Thats my standard comeback to any Southern who bashes Iowa while in Iowa.
(I'm not a southern basher, just a smartass like the rest of us)
...a smartass, like the rest of us.
Beats bein' a dumbass, I always say.