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Title: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 03, 2013, 09:35:44 PM
SWMBO started labor about 0130 last night.  Called the midwife and she came out to the house.  By 0700 labor had completely stalled out.  They (midwife and her student trainee) hung out until 0930 or so and then left.  It's now 1830 and no particular sign that it'll start back up.

Hoping something happens tonight.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Bigjake on March 03, 2013, 09:44:11 PM
Good luck man!
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 03, 2013, 09:51:29 PM
This one seems very different from the first 3.  

The first one her water broke on the first contraction.  4.5 hours later we were holding Thing 1 (and a coupke hours after that she peed on me).  The second time she some false labor in the early afternoon.  We went in, labor stopped, we got dinner, went for a walk, then got sent home.  A couple hours later real labor hit like freight train.  55 minutes later (and 7 minutes before we got back to the birth center) Thing 2 was born.  Third round her water broke with a sneeze while her mom was cooking dinner.  Hour and a half later labor started, and 2 hours and 2 minutes after labor started Thing 3 was crying.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: vaskidmark on March 03, 2013, 11:11:33 PM
We're pullin' for ya! [/Red Green voice]

Shouldn't you be boiling water or something?  In the movies they all go boil water and then the baby gets born.  Well, all except for Butterfly McQueen. :angel:

What's the missuz want?  Back rubs?  Pickles & peanut butter?  Your head on a pole?

stay safe.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 03, 2013, 11:14:14 PM
At that stage of the game those are not mutually exclusive desires.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: SADShooter on March 03, 2013, 11:18:42 PM
Fingers and toes crossed for complete fingers and toes and a bellow to give you many (happily) sleepless hours...
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 03, 2013, 11:33:32 PM
We're pullin' for ya! [/Red Green voice]

Shouldn't you be boiling water or something?  In the movies they all go boil water and then the baby gets born.  Well, all except for Butterfly McQueen. :angel:

What's the missuz want?  Back rubs?  Pickles & peanut butter?  Your head on a pole?

stay safe.

Actually, I have been boiling water.  But that's because our water heater leaves something to be desired, and she likes to labor and deliver in the bath tub.  Boiling water makes it easier to keep the bath warm enough.

As for the rest, well, food of any kind is low on the priorities list, as is being touched while contractions are occuring.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 04, 2013, 12:14:06 AM
That leaves the "your head on a pike" option.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: geronimotwo on March 04, 2013, 07:40:28 AM
any movement?
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: 280plus on March 04, 2013, 09:19:50 AM
Been there, twice. No midwife, just numerous false alarm trips to the hospital. ;)

Good luck! :D
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: French G. on March 04, 2013, 09:39:33 AM
No news?
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Hang fire

Keep the business end pointed downrange, wait 30 seconds, carefully open the action.  :laugh: 
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on March 04, 2013, 09:51:27 AM
No news?
Keep the business end pointed downrange, wait 30 seconds, carefully open the action.  :laugh: 


I think that's what got them into this position to begin with.....   :P
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 04, 2013, 10:55:19 AM
Contractions are "not intense" ( her words) and anywhere from 10 minutes to several hours apart.  Some back pain.  But nothing that is helping to actually move things long.  Hopefully soon.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Myself on March 04, 2013, 01:13:50 PM
On our first the Mrs. did this for about 2 weeks.  I got to the "call me when you see the head" stage.  Every one is different.  Enjoy the exp. and be flexible.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: vaskidmark on March 05, 2013, 03:45:04 AM
So what's the news?

stay safe.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2013, 11:06:49 AM
Even the occasisional contractions have stopped.  She slept well last night.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2013, 07:10:43 PM
4-5cm, no amniotic fuid leaking, no contractions, midwife says "watch and wait."
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 05, 2013, 07:14:38 PM
Actually, I have been boiling water.  But that's because our water heater leaves something to be desired, and she likes to labor and deliver in the bath tub.  Boiling water makes it easier to keep the bath warm enough.

As for the rest, well, food of any kind is low on the priorities list, as is being touched while contractions are occuring.

If Thing 4 comes out looking like a lobster you may have left the SWMBO in the water too long.  :lol:

4-5cm, no amniotic fuid leaking, no contractions, midwife says "watch and wait."

Maybe the kid forgot to pack their luggage ahead of time and had to hit the snooze button?
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2013, 07:23:48 PM
Actually should say the test for amniotic fluid was inconclusive, not negative.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2013, 07:29:16 PM
I guess the midwife looked at some samples ith a microscope and even that was inconclusive for amniotic fluids.  SWMBO has some litmus paper for additional tests at home.

If the litmus paper tests go from inconclusive to positive (indicating a very small leak) the midwife apparently said she'd come to the house and fully break the water.  At that point though the clock starts ticking, and failure to initiate labor will eventually result is being transferred to the hospital for induction.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: RocketMan on March 05, 2013, 08:51:23 PM
Have you got a trampoline handy?  Jumping jacks, maybe?

(Had four with the ex-.  She thinks I am an evil bastidge.)
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2013, 09:09:33 PM
So, litmus test went positive.  Midwife is on the way.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 05, 2013, 09:13:08 PM
Too late for my suggestion then, it worked for us  =D =D.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 05, 2013, 10:33:04 PM
HERE WE GO!
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: 280plus on March 05, 2013, 10:40:37 PM
Quick! Get some newspaper and boil some water!!  [popcorn]
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: seeker_two on March 05, 2013, 10:50:59 PM
Quick! Get some newspaper and boil some water!!  [popcorn]

....and tear up the bedsheets....not sure why, but that's what the do in the movies.....
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: seeker_two on March 05, 2013, 10:51:25 PM
Misfire....sorry.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 06, 2013, 12:36:06 AM
3 mins after water broken labor started.  52 mimutes of labor and she was born.  7lbs 10oz and 20" long.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Balog on March 06, 2013, 12:52:05 AM
3 mins after water broken labor started.  52 mimutes of labor and she was born.  7lbs 10oz and 20" long.

Yay! Congrats man, that's wonderful!  =D
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 06, 2013, 02:18:03 AM
Woot!!
Congrats.

At least being home and doing the tub thing you don't have to clean up all that "water" out of a car. Do you have any idea of what 12 hours of July sun on a closed car can do to 20 gallons of amniotic fluid?
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 06, 2013, 03:10:28 AM
Woot!!
Congrats.

At least being home and doing the tub thing you don't have to clean up all that "water" out of a car. Do you have any idea of what 12 hours of July sun on a closed car can do to 20 gallons of amniotic fluid?

In Phoenix?  Actually I do.  Didn't tell the detail shop why the were shampooing that upholstery.  That was Thing 2's birth.

Unless we change our minds her name is Ali Sophia.

Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 06, 2013, 04:14:09 AM
I can hear the kids on the play-ground now, Ali-baba, Ali-gator, Ali-ali-oxen-free, Ali-cat, Ali-wh--*is smacked in the back of the head by a brick from Sumpnz's SWMBO*


Congrats on Thing 4, Supmnz! (Don't let this one pee on you, once they assert dominance it only gets worse...)  =D
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: vaskidmark on March 06, 2013, 05:26:15 AM
Hooray!  We are finally an aunt! =D

Congratulations!

stay safe.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: 280plus on March 06, 2013, 06:50:53 AM
Congrats!  =D
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: MrsSmith on March 06, 2013, 07:11:01 AM
Congrats Sumpnz! And send a hearty "Well done!" to your SWMBO from us!

Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: geronimotwo on March 06, 2013, 09:12:55 AM
pretty name,  all 20 digits accounted for?
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Neemi on March 06, 2013, 09:36:55 AM
Congrats!

I bet the other Things are excited about #4. I hope your wife and baby are continuing to recover well.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Northwoods on March 06, 2013, 10:58:18 AM
Thanks all!  Things 1&2 witnessed the birth and were very excited.  They even got avlesson in placental anatomy from the midwife.  Thing 3 slept through it all.  He still doesn't quite know what to think (he is only 16 months, so he's got time).
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: seeker_two on March 06, 2013, 03:57:43 PM
Congratulations!....

....Now go buy some more sheets before your wife finds out....
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on March 06, 2013, 06:25:58 PM
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Myself on March 06, 2013, 09:35:24 PM
One of the greatest things a person can exp.  Congrats and get some sleep while you can.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: RocketMan on March 06, 2013, 10:02:06 PM
Outstanding, sir.  Many congrats to you and SWMBO.  And you even managed without a trampoline or doing jumping jacks.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: kgbsquirrel on March 07, 2013, 01:00:05 AM
Thanks all!  Things 1&2 witnessed the birth and were very excited.  They even got avlesson in placental anatomy from the midwife.  Thing 3 slept through it all.  He still doesn't quite know what to think (he is only 16 months, so he's got time).


Well, I suppose that sort of preempts the "where do babies come from" question.
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: TechMan on March 07, 2013, 08:40:47 AM
Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Boomhauer on March 07, 2013, 08:42:45 AM
Congratulations!

Are you going to be doing placenta art?  :rofl:


Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: cosine on March 07, 2013, 08:43:06 AM
Congratulations.  =)
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: Scout26 on March 07, 2013, 08:55:50 AM
Congrats to you and yours !!!
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: 41magsnub on March 07, 2013, 11:50:36 AM
Well done!
Title: Re: Hang fire
Post by: cordex on March 07, 2013, 12:01:03 PM
Congratulations!  Glad everyone is doing well.