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Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Sindawe on July 26, 2006, 03:37:45 PM
..much to the dismay of those viewing the bust.
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Senator Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Bust To Be Unveiled at the Museum of Sex

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006—- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”...

...Edwards’ inspiration for the piece was derived from actress Sharon Stone’s controversial quote earlier in the year about challenges that would most likely be encountered should the Junior Senator from New York run on the ’08 ticket. “I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic,” Stone said. “But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

“Displaying a sculpture to encourage discourse about the sexual power debate surrounding the possibility of a Hillary Clinton presidency is very much in line with our mission as a museum,” noted Daniel Gluck, Executive Director. “We are wholly dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. Historically, leaders are often expected to possess an exceptional amount of virility or fertility with displays of that sexual power often tied to their success. The artist’s portrayal of Hillary Clinton as a president who also happens to be a sexual being conveys the message that a woman need not squelch her sexuality in order to succeed as leader of the free world.”
Image of said bust may be found here: http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MDRhZjBkYzdkNGNhNTRiNjI0YjUzZmVjMGZkMDI0MmU=

WARNING! Do NOT open link while in the presence of small children, horses or perishable foods.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: grampster on July 26, 2006, 04:17:19 PM
If that woman is the epitome of sexual power, I'm giving it up.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Felonious Monk/Fignozzle on July 26, 2006, 04:53:46 PM
OMG

The bust looks like an emaciated Ronald Reagan with tits.  
LMAO
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: The Rabbi on July 26, 2006, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Felonious Fig
OMG

The bust looks like an emaciated Ronald Reagan with tits.  
LMAO
+1.  Hideous?  Odious?  Appropriate?  I dunno.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Azrael256 on July 26, 2006, 05:07:40 PM
I dunno, Fig, it's a pretty good likeness, IMO.  Sort of a moralizing, holier-than-thou grandmother type with moral high ground on loan from Pol Pot.  It's pretty much how I pictured her anyway.  Well, her face.  I could do without the "exposure" below the neck.

But I do agree with Grampster.  The juxtaposition of her and "sexual power" does tend to put one off sex altogether.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Felonious Monk/Fignozzle on July 26, 2006, 05:19:09 PM
Sexual power?

If that's the definition, where can I take an oath of celibacy and check in at a monastery for the remainder of my days?
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Antibubba on July 26, 2006, 05:42:01 PM
Rats!  I was hoping the phrase "Bust of Hillary Clinton" would be followed by words such as "Whitewater" or "Vince Foster".

And I have an alternate title for that thing:  



"The Fevered Dreams of Crackbaby to Suck At the Teat of Socialism"
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Twycross on July 26, 2006, 05:55:47 PM
Is it just me, or was anyone else immediately reminded of a turtle?
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Strings on July 26, 2006, 06:12:31 PM
no twy... you weren't. Y'all will excuse me now: that image and the concept of "sexuality" has caused my genitals to scream and retreat behind my pelvic bone...
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Stickjockey on July 26, 2006, 06:57:04 PM
Think I'm gonna hurl...
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Sylvilagus Aquaticus on July 26, 2006, 07:01:26 PM
Looks like Ellen DeGeneres to me.

...and those eyes...the look like...like doll's eyes....

geez...I feel so creepy now.


Regards,
Rabbit.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Preacherman on July 26, 2006, 08:34:36 PM
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Y'all will excuse me now: that image and the concept of "sexuality" has caused my genitals to scream and retreat behind my pelvic bone...
Hunter, is this the Wiccan way of dealing with it?  In the Catholic Church, we have easier ways . . . Cheesy
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: m1911owner on July 26, 2006, 09:18:43 PM
Are you absolutely sure that's the right link?  It looks to me like it's a sculpture of Jimmy Carter in drag.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: charby on July 26, 2006, 09:23:34 PM
been to museum of sex in Amsterdam, I think it would fit in the bestiality section
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Strings on July 26, 2006, 09:27:59 PM
no Preacherman, that was just the reaction my body had. Still trying to coax things out to their usual position... Wink
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: brimic on July 26, 2006, 10:16:34 PM
Does anyone remember the good old days where 'sexual artists' only subjected us to pictures of people with whips stuck up their butts?


I think I just became permanantly impotent by viewing the picture of that bust.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Strings on July 26, 2006, 10:53:13 PM
brimic... go to the "insulting Islam..." thread, and click the link. The lady in question SHOULD cure the impotency brought on by the subject of THIS thread... Wink
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 27, 2006, 04:45:34 AM
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Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening....
No, we LIKE sexual anything, we're humans.  We just don't particularly want to think about Hillary's sexuality.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Stand_watie on July 27, 2006, 05:21:56 AM
Quote from: brimic
Does anyone remember the good old days where 'sexual artists' only subjected us to pictures of people with whips stuck up their butts?


I think I just became permanantly impotent by viewing the picture of that bust.
I don't know...if you removed the part from the clavicle on up it might be quite nice. The face though - not even fair to poor Hillary. Maybe  her in twenty years or maybe what she really looks like in person. On t.v. she looks a lot better. I thought at first that that picture was of Jimmy Carter's face photoshopped to a bust of a 30 yr old woman.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 27, 2006, 05:24:20 AM
Wow, it does look like Jimmy Carter.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Fly320s on July 27, 2006, 06:54:03 AM
It reminds me of an ash covered skeleton dug up after the eruption of Vesuvius.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Mongo on July 27, 2006, 07:33:52 AM
Needs to be full sized, to show the beauty of Hill's cankles.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Ben on July 27, 2006, 09:00:54 AM
I think this thread needs to be locked, Sindawe whipped for starting it, and Dasmi drawn and quartered for linking the freakin' picture.

Tongue
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: 280plus on July 27, 2006, 09:22:45 AM
Ok, somebody has to ask it, "What gun for busts of Hillary?"

Cheesy
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 27, 2006, 09:29:49 AM
Quote from: 280plus
Ok, somebody has to ask it, "What gun for busts of Hillary?"

Cheesy
12 gauge.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: The Rabbi on July 27, 2006, 10:40:54 AM
Quote from: dasmi
Quote from: 280plus
Ok, somebody has to ask it, "What gun for busts of Hillary?"

Cheesy
12 gauge.
Not big enough.  Could still leave recognizable shards.
Mortar.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 27, 2006, 10:41:58 AM
ICBM?
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: SADShooter on July 27, 2006, 10:43:44 AM
No gun, knife. Arkansas Toothpick.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 27, 2006, 10:45:51 AM

Actually, I'd like to train those bad boys on D.C.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: charby on July 27, 2006, 11:13:39 AM
Just put it on a crow infested college campus, make sure to place a few mcdonalds bags around with some half eaten food. Crows will take care of the rest. Make sure no contract to clean the bust.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: K Frame on July 27, 2006, 11:52:11 AM
I'm not sure which is worse, her bust, or her bust....
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: HForrest on July 27, 2006, 12:09:08 PM
I seriously had the image in my head off ATF and SWAT teams bursting into the Clinton home at 0430 in the morning. How disappointing.
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Brad Johnson on July 27, 2006, 12:20:52 PM
Oh, the pain... the PAINNNN!!!!

Brad
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: Strings on July 27, 2006, 01:12:49 PM
>Ok, somebody has to ask it, "What gun for busts of Hillary?<

"Fire mission, fire mission!"
Title: Bust of President Hillary Clinton to be unveiled...
Post by: uvakat on July 28, 2006, 03:56:18 AM
Quote from: Stickjockey
Think I'm gonna hurl...
I'm with you there... I"m going to go wash my eyes out with soap now.