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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Ben on March 08, 2013, 09:03:25 PM
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I've been diving with sharks. Sharks don't bother me. As a diver, this creeps me out so bad just seeing this photo, that I never want to dive again.
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http://www.neatorama.com/2013/03/07/Anaconda-Filmed-Underwater/
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zO.M.G.
:O
There's no fending that off with a bait knife.
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I can haz bangstick!? :O
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I can haz bangstick!? :O
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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I won't be able to sleep for a week.
I HATE snakes.
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It hard to decide which is worse, a single large snake, or tons of little ones waiting to drop on you from the trees? >:D
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bob
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Why'd it have to be snakes? I HATE snakes!
Not quite as bad, I swam over the top of a rock and started down the other side, only to see a moray headed up that same side. He got the right of way....
Captain thought it'd be great fun to show the newbie how to feed a moray. Problem was, I didn't have my prescription mask yet and had to get too close to see what was going on. Captain had a chunk missing out of his upper left arm where a moray had gotten hold of him.
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Gentlemen, this is the occasion concussion grenades were invented for.
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Gentlemen, this is the occasion concussion grenades nuclear depth charges were invented for.
FTFY
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Anaconda aren't the only snakes that swim.
Water moccasins do that -- had a neighbor who had one try to get in a boat with him while he was fishing. The snake didn't understand that oars make great field expedient weapons. >:D
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I used to wade rivers and fly fish for smallies. Happiness is not being in neck deep water and seeing a squiggly line swimming towards you. Same day I almost stepped on another snake and a cow stepped on my spinning rod.
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I'd have split the arse end of that wetsuit open shitting myself.
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I concur with RocketMan. Nuclear torpedoes were developed to take out carrier groups. This would be a fine way to safely dispose of them.
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How long can that minion of Satan hold its reptilian breath? Madre di Dios, as if diving weren't dangerous enough...
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Where is your God now?
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I read the title of this thread too quickly, and thought it said "Underwear Anaconda". That creeped me out even more than the real thread.
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I read the title of this thread too quickly, and thought it said "Underwear Anaconda".
And yet you still opened the thread...
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And yet you still opened the thread...
Hey, I opened it with the faint, yet disturbing, hope it would actually end up being about snakes.
Because on APS, you really never *know* what the title will lead too.
Also,
KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!!
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I've been diving with sharks. Sharks don't bother me. As a diver, this creeps me out so bad just seeing this photo, that I never want to dive again.
Don't dive in fresh water and you'll be fine...
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Don't dive in fresh water and you'll be fine...
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Dear sweet fluffy Cthulu, kill it with fire!