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Title: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: Ben on March 13, 2013, 10:39:04 AM

What do you call a dolphin that has gone through Spetsnaz training?

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-03/trained-attack-dolphins-head-mounted-guns-are-loose

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: Viking on March 13, 2013, 10:40:24 AM

In Soviet Russia, dolphin kills whaler.

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: CNYCacher on March 13, 2013, 11:02:07 AM

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Anyway, some of the dolphins have apparently escaped from their trainers (because of course they were going to escape, Ukraine) and into the Black Sea, possibly on the prowl for mates.

My inner narrator assigned the voice of Archer to the portion in parenthesis, and I giggled.  Try it.

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: Ben on March 13, 2013, 11:07:55 AM

Quote from: CNYCacher on March 13, 2013, 11:02:07 AM

My inner narrator assigned the voice of Archer to the portion in parenthesis, and I giggled.  Try it.

Ha! It works!  :laugh:

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: RevDisk on March 13, 2013, 11:11:07 AM

Quote from: Ben on March 13, 2013, 10:39:04 AM

What do you call a dolphin that has gone through Spetsnaz training?

Awesome?

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on March 13, 2013, 11:13:19 AM

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: MillCreek on March 13, 2013, 11:47:53 AM

So will the local tuna be dolphin-safe?  What if the dolphins have a bad attitude?

Title: Re: Attack Dolphins on the Loose
Post by: SADShooter on March 13, 2013, 02:15:01 PM

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on March 13, 2013, 11:13:19 AM

So long, and thanks for all the fish tinned sprats!

 =D