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Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: K Frame on July 28, 2006, 07:05:57 AM
LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman has been ordered by police to take down a sign on her garden gate which read "Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses."

Janet Grove, who owns a terrier puppy called Rabbit, insisted the sign was a gentle joke to discourage callers at her front door.

Her late husband put the sign up more than 30 years ago when members of the church called at their house on Christmas Day.

But police were forced to act after receiving a complaint.

"We were informed by a member of the public who found the sign to be distressing, offensive and inappropriate," a police spokesman said. "Officers attended the address and the sign was voluntarily taken down."
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 28, 2006, 07:33:54 AM
So does my sign saying "Missionaires shot on sight" offend anyone?
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: BozemanMT on July 28, 2006, 08:01:27 AM
Quote from: JamisJockey
So does my sign saying "Missionaires shot on sight" offend anyone?
i don't know
what's a missionaire?
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: K Frame on July 28, 2006, 08:02:50 AM
"what's a missionaire?"

Bad spelling? Smiley
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 28, 2006, 09:02:02 AM
I wynt to publik skool.  U wanna see my myspace? OMG LOL Brittny spears rocks
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: cosine on July 28, 2006, 09:05:48 AM
Hmm, a few people here need to read this thread: http://armedpolitesociety.com/viewtopic.php?id=3878 Tongue
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: BozemanMT on July 28, 2006, 09:06:30 AM
see the other thread on that no one reads/spells

darn, cosine beat me to it.
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: The Rabbi on July 28, 2006, 01:26:51 PM
Who Wants To Be A Missionaire?
Anyway, the incident happened in Britain where no lunacy is too great.  People were offended.  Big furry deal.
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 28, 2006, 01:50:40 PM
"Our dogs are fed on Jews."

"Our dogs are fed on Wiccans."

"Our dogs are fed on Buddhist nudists."

"Our dogs are fed on Coptic Bahai Dervishes."

"Our dogs are fed on secular humanist uber-psycho-rationalist libertarians."

Are these the same thing, or does the door-to-door proselytizing element have to be there?  I don't want to be home when the third groups come a-callin', though.  Could be unsettling.  I'd prefer a visit from the Apathetic Agnostic Society.  Why don't they ever come to my neighborhood?
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: Strings on July 28, 2006, 01:55:56 PM
I dunno, fistful... depending on WHICH Buddhist Nudists come a-callin', it might be worth answering the door... Wink
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: The Rabbi on July 28, 2006, 01:59:30 PM
Quote from: fistful
"Our dogs are fed on Jews."

"Our dogs are fed on Wiccans."

"Our dogs are fed on Buddhist nudists."

"Our dogs are fed on Coptic Bahai Dervishes."

"Our dogs are fed on secular humanist uber-psycho-rationalist libertarians."

Are these the same thing, or does the door-to-door proselytizing element have to be there?  I don't want to be home when the third groups come a-callin', though.  Could be unsettling.  I'd prefer a visit from the Apathetic Agnostic Society.  Why don't they ever come to my neighborhood?
A person can be an ignorant jerk and proclaim it to the world.  But that isnt a criminal offense.
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: 280plus on July 28, 2006, 07:42:23 PM
It only took 30 years before someone was offended? That's not too bad... rolleyes
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: roo_ster on July 29, 2006, 02:26:13 PM
"I dunno, fistful... depending on WHICH Buddhist Nudists come a-callin', it might be worth answering the door... wink"

With my luck, I would open the door to this guy

swirlling off his robes to display his holy backside to the sunshine.

I, too, would prefer the Apathetic Agnostics, if they ever cared enough to show up.
Title: Maybe she should switch to Mormons...
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 29, 2006, 08:33:01 PM
Softball stuff, fruser.  The last few buddhists I ran into were...much less easy on the eyes.  But I don't wish to pick on Buddhists - it's just that it so conveniently rhymes with nudist.  

I asked the Apathetic Agnostics when they would be calling in my neighborhood - they said nobody knows and they don't care to find out.