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Title: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: TechMan on June 25, 2013, 09:06:08 AM
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DETROIT — A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School about 1 a.m. last Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school, bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man’s body were transferred to the hospital with him.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130625/NEWS/306250064/Police-OH-man-mushrooms-rips-part-penis (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20130625/NEWS/306250064/Police-OH-man-mushrooms-rips-part-penis)

Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: CNYCacher on June 25, 2013, 09:14:03 AM
Mushrooms just got moved from the "Things I'll probably never try" to the "Things I am definitely never *expletive deleted*ing doing" list.
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: makattak on June 25, 2013, 11:08:05 AM
Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay?
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: Tallpine on June 25, 2013, 03:39:35 PM
Just because I'm against prohibition doesn't mean that I'm going to stand up for users.
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: Lee on June 25, 2013, 05:41:41 PM
I've done mushrooms a few times (long ago). He just pulled too hard. It's a hand strength thing ( or just crazy thing) not likely a specific drug thing. Drunk people never do crazy *expletive deleted*it ...do they?
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: vaskidmark on June 25, 2013, 07:17:07 PM
 
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Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and screaming

Was there some other way they thought he might be behaving when the deputies arrived?

As much as it sends me to the floor in a fetal position, I am wondering how much was left in order for the reportologist to say the guy ripped off "part" of his penis.  Where is the line between "part" and "the whole thing"?

stay safe.
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 25, 2013, 07:23:27 PM
I've done mushrooms a few times (long ago). He just pulled too hard. It's a hand strength thing ( or just crazy thing) not likely a specific drug thing. Drunk people never do crazy *expletive deleted* ...do they?

IMHO, hallucinigenics are more likely to cause really crazy *expletive deleted*it then most other types of drugs, except PCP (which is in a class by itself)
The stories of my elders and their bad acids trips pretty much destroyed any and all inclination I every had of trying the stuff.
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: Lee on June 25, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
I used to know this really religious guy who was also a shroom freak. Both, he and his wife actually. They converted their basement into a house of fungi. If they weren't talking about Jesus (or maybe talking to Jesus)
They were talking about shrooms. Fistful's posts kinda remind me of that guy, which is ironic, considering that mushrooms and "a Fistfull" are combined in that article...ow ow ow.
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: Northwoods on June 26, 2013, 12:42:38 AM

Was there some other way they thought he might be behaving when the deputies arrived?

As much as it sends me to the floor in a fetal position, I am wondering how much was left in order for the reportologist to say the guy ripped off "part" of his penis.  Where is the line between "part" and "the whole thing"?

stay safe.

DIY circumcision?
Title: Re: Police: OH man on mushrooms rips part of penis
Post by: MicroBalrog on June 26, 2013, 04:38:30 AM
I knew a guy who bashes himself into walls fiercely when drunk.

He once dislocated his arm struggling against friends who tried to stop him from doing that.