Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: AZRedhawk44 on July 15, 2013, 06:50:32 PM
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http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-sued-porn-addiction-man-says-macbook-cost-his-marriage-kids-1345831#
Dear sir:
Your man card is hereby officially revoked.
The grounds are as follows:
1. You bought an Apple "computer."
2. You have no will power.
3. You didn't "accidentally" type F***book when you meant to type Facebook. But for being on Facebook in the first place, this is strike 3 against your man card points.
4. Strike 4 comes from being a lying pantywaisted pussy and not admitting you typed in F***book intentionally.
5. You aren't out searching right now for your "kidnapped" kid and wife. Instead, you are whining to teh nooz and creating drama in a lawsuit.
I will be shredding your man card, and mixing it into a jar of goldfish feces. Why goldfish feces? Because it sounds wimpy and funny to me, and it's a great place to put man cards of people that don't deserve them.
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:facepalm:
Matthew 5:29 "If your right eye makes you stumble, tear it out and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."