Post by: Third_Rail on September 01, 2006, 04:54:05 PM
Post by: trapperready on September 01, 2006, 05:26:07 PM
1) Fill with alcohol
2) Hang under the armpit of your jean jacket (on the inside)
3) Walk past the ticket/security folks at the U of "x" football game as if there's nothing to see
4) Get to your seat and squeeze the contents into your mouth.
Or was that not what you were looking for?
Post by: Third_Rail on September 01, 2006, 05:38:07 PM
Post by: trapperready on September 01, 2006, 05:48:10 PM
Frankly, I'd fill with water, drink, repeat.
Post by: Third_Rail on September 01, 2006, 05:50:26 PM
What about storing alcohol long term? Good idea/bad idea, will it go bad?
Post by: trapperready on September 01, 2006, 06:01:51 PM
Post by: charby on September 01, 2006, 07:24:21 PM
Quote from: trapperready
It's been probably 20+ years since I used one, but the basic idea was :
1) Fill with alcohol
2) Hang under the armpit of your jean jacket (on the inside)
3) Walk past the ticket/security folks at the U of "x" football game as if there's nothing to see
4) Get to your seat and squeeze the contents into your mouth.
Or was that not what you were looking for?
reminds me of a time when security at the football game was getting wise to use sneaking in booze. So it was my turn to be patted down and they felt my bag and asked me what it was. I told them a colostomy bag, never seen anyone jump back so fast.
1) Fill with alcohol
2) Hang under the armpit of your jean jacket (on the inside)
3) Walk past the ticket/security folks at the U of "x" football game as if there's nothing to see
4) Get to your seat and squeeze the contents into your mouth.
Or was that not what you were looking for?
Post by: Third_Rail on September 01, 2006, 07:30:56 PM
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2006, 01:58:04 AM
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2006, 01:59:28 AM
Post by: DJJ on September 02, 2006, 06:10:12 AM
Post by: AJ Dual on September 02, 2006, 11:52:38 AM
I'm sure you could Google them and find a source.
Post by: Chris on September 03, 2006, 07:15:32 PM
I had one friend who would show his badge on the way in, never pausing to open his jacket a moment. Fortunately, even the cops working security assumed that he was only hiding a gun!
Post by: brimic on September 04, 2006, 05:06:32 PM
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1) Fill with alcohol
2) Hang under the armpit of your jean jacket (on the inside)
3) Walk past the ticket/security folks at the U of "x" football game as if there's nothing to see
4) Get to your seat and squeeze the contents into your mouth.
That is exactly what they are meant for, or for use while Ice fishing, or skiing. 2) Hang under the armpit of your jean jacket (on the inside)
3) Walk past the ticket/security folks at the U of "x" football game as if there's nothing to see
4) Get to your seat and squeeze the contents into your mouth.
Post by: crt360 on September 05, 2006, 03:26:30 PM
It was easy enough to sneak into college games with flasks (or even bottles), but I do remember a housemate trying patch a leaky bota.
As for care: (1) don't poke them with sharp objects, (2) rinse them out after using, and (3) if skiing with a full one, try not to land on it when you crash.
Post by: InfidelSerf on September 06, 2006, 06:50:02 AM
I had a 69' Mustang fastback during HS.. I and a friend came up with the idea to install a second windshield washer reservoir and pump under the hood. Fill it with your liquor of choice, Bac 151 was ours.
With the hose ran into the glovebox along with a button to operate the pump. We would would get large cokes at the Quicktrip.. well you can use your imagination as to the trouble we would get into.
Interesting how much driving was done under the influence :p Fortunately we never hurt anyone or ourselves. Obviously in hindsight it was a pretty stupid thing to be doing. But stupidity was an extra curricular activity back then.
Jello shots were another favorite smuggling device for games and such.
But the crowd I hung out with rarely attended the games. So there wasn't much need to smuggle stuff in. We would just go somewhere and drink.
Post by: roo_ster on September 06, 2006, 10:19:47 AM
Such ingenuity in the service of inebriation warms the cockles of my heart.
Post by: AJ Dual on September 06, 2006, 10:40:06 AM
Just think, you could have pointed the nozzle forward, added a pizeo igniter to the outlet, and you'd have also had a flame-thrower&.
Post by: mtnbkr on September 06, 2006, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: jfruser
veloce:
Such ingenuity in the service of inebriation warms the cockles of my heart.
Please, no more comments about your cockles...Such ingenuity in the service of inebriation warms the cockles of my heart.
Chris
Post by: crt360 on September 07, 2006, 01:16:52 PM
A little further OT: Odd to think how drinking and driving (actually, drinking while driving) was so common back then. You actually had to be drunk to get a DWI. Now if you blow a .08 you're seen as only slightly better than a convicted child sex offender. And whereas in the past, certain things like swerving across the centerline, driving way under the speed limit, or plowing through the ditch after decapitating a few mailboxes was probable cause to get pulled over and checked, now it seems like having a certain color car is enough to get you stopped. It's gotten to where I'm afraid to have a beer or two on the rare occasion I go out for dinner. As someone who still cycles every once in a while, I'm as scared of drunk drivers as anyone, but I'm just as scared of tired drivers, old drivers, medicated drivers, blind drivers, cell-phone using drivers, young drivers, uninsurable drivers, etc. Why don't we castigate them along with alcohol-influenced drivers? They, too, are making a conscious decision to get behind the wheel with a known impairment to their ability to drive. I guess they have better lobbyists. :/
Now, back to botas.