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Title: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Ben on July 15, 2014, 07:15:25 PM
Uhm... Stupidity, or on crack?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/382798/rolling-stone-outdoes-itself-charles-c-w-cooke

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pictures/the-5-most-dangerous-guns-in-america-20140714
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Boomhauer on July 15, 2014, 07:18:25 PM
Wait, you mean Rolling Stone is still in existence and people potentially read it?

Wow

Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: grampster on July 15, 2014, 07:20:17 PM
Don't read any of those links.  The Stupid might be contagious. [barf]

Let me tell you what the 5 most dangerous guns are so you don't have to wade through those links full of dreck.

These are actually the 5 most dangerous according to the article.  I kid you not.
1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles  3.B-she mentioned smooth bore black powder rifles, but not specifically one of the 5
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Ben on July 15, 2014, 07:25:19 PM
grampster, don't be so hard on Rolling Stone. While I was at the link, I found another of their articles, much more intelligent, with the five most dangerous things in the ocean:

1) Sharks
2) Sharks
3) Sharks
4) Sharks
5) Glocks
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: MillCreek on July 15, 2014, 07:26:38 PM
Do I need to worry about sharks with Glocks?
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: bedlamite on July 15, 2014, 07:44:47 PM
I figured they would have at least added "assault weapons" to the list.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: HankB on July 15, 2014, 07:51:07 PM
Do I need to worry about sharks with Glocks?
Can we stock them in the Rio Grande?
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: lee n. field on July 15, 2014, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: national review online
There are no words.

Quote from: first comment in Rollin' Stoned
Good to see Rolling Stoned contributes to society by hiring people with special needs. Time for them to replace a drool-soaked keyboard.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: onions! on July 15, 2014, 08:26:14 PM
Do I need to worry about sharks with Glocks?

Only if they have laser beams on their heads.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Monkeyleg on July 15, 2014, 08:55:17 PM
My best friend is a subscriber. I've never understood the appeal. As Frank Zappa described it: "Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

I don't remember when those writers became firearms experts. Judging from the article, it must have been about 5 am this morning.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Blakenzy on July 15, 2014, 09:10:09 PM
I figured they would have at least added "assault weapons" to the list.

That was a major disappointment for me...
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Post by: seeker_two on July 15, 2014, 09:44:46 PM
You were expecting something enlightening?....

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Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: wmenorr67 on July 15, 2014, 10:10:52 PM
I buy it for the pictures. [popcorn]
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: brimic on July 15, 2014, 10:49:59 PM
They forgot:

6. Bazookas
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on July 16, 2014, 05:03:44 AM
They forgot:

6. Bazookas

And guns in cops hands  :lol:
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 16, 2014, 07:07:37 AM
On semi-automatic pistols:
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Popular among handgun-owners, pistols are defined by their built-in barrel and short stock.

On rifles:
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Rifles were created to improve the accuracy of smoothbore muskets, for which the musket ball was often an bad fit due to manufacturing complications.

On shotguns:
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Additionally, the explosive that creates the energy to fire the gun occurs in the fixed shell of a shotgun rather than the metallic cartridge of a rifle.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTsLQlXS.jpg&hash=fac5a3eddb93819d87e0fe23cd0a5dee86edf8a5)
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: bedlamite on July 16, 2014, 07:40:24 AM
I actually read the article this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: T.O.M. on July 16, 2014, 08:25:10 AM
I opened the link expecting the standard anti-gun crap, but this took it to a whole new level. It was like reading a report by a 3rd grader.  Jut wow.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: lee n. field on July 16, 2014, 08:29:36 AM
I actually read the article this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

Before I look, let me guess.  Head exploding, from the Scanners movie.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: mtnbkr on July 16, 2014, 08:34:45 AM
Before I look, let me guess.  Head exploding, from the Scanners movie.
Nope, but that's what I expected as well.

Chris
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: makattak on July 16, 2014, 09:46:06 AM
Before I look, let me guess.  Head exploding, from the Scanners movie.

I was expecting Billy Madison. I was not disappointed.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: wmenorr67 on July 16, 2014, 10:07:34 AM
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Pulling the trigger of a rifle fires one projectile at the intended target, as opposed to the shotgun's ability to spray.
???

Obviously someone did there research. :facepalm:

Quote
We do know, however, that assault weapons — loosely categorized as semi-automatic, rapid-fire weapons designed for combat use — are used in a small minority of homicides and other gun crimes.

Give them credit for actually saying something correctly and we could say that even Rolling Stone agrees that "assault" weapons aren't bad.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Blakenzy on July 16, 2014, 10:25:30 AM
Despite all the potential factual errors, I would love to read a gun article written by this character:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXq1yFrqsI
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: griz on July 16, 2014, 11:25:02 AM
Thank you Grampster, for saving me from an unneeded eye roll.  In the spirit of community service, I have written a list of the top three most dangerous vehicles on the road:

1. Cars.  They are boxes with four wheels.  Note, the steering WHEEL doesn't count as a wheel.  It's a loophole the car lobby uses to get around insurance regulations.

2. Trucks.  These are bigger than cars but still boxy.  They have more than four wheels.

3. Everything else.  These vehicles are less boxy and have less than four wheels.  Sometimes they go fast.

Hope that helps.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: MechAg94 on July 16, 2014, 11:56:54 AM
Most dangerous vehicles on the road:

1.  cars
2.  SUV's
3.  Trucks
4.  Motorcycles
5.  Vehicles with more than 1 wheel.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: roo_ster on July 16, 2014, 12:19:24 PM
Most dangerous vehicles on the road:

1.  cars
2.  SUV's
3.  Trucks
4.  Motorcycles
5.  Vehicles with more than 1 wheel.

But what about the "unicycle loophole?"  Unicycles are "gateway vehicles."  (Not really good as "getaway vehicles", though."
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Blakenzy on July 16, 2014, 12:26:50 PM
Well if unicycles have a shoulder thing that goes up then they should be number one on the list.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: SADShooter on July 16, 2014, 12:35:47 PM
There you go, distracted and focusing on murderous vehicles with controls in the hands of private individuals. You've lost sight of the risks posed by cruise ship/ferry sinkings, passenger aircraft crashes and train derailments. We can call them VMDs, or Vehicles of Mass Destruction.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: TommyGunn on July 16, 2014, 12:42:57 PM
Most dangerous vehicles on the road:

1.  cars
2.  SUV's
3.  Trucks
4.  Motorcycles
5.  Vehicles with more than 1 wheel.
6. Unicycles -- but usually only to their operators.   :rofl: [tinfoil] [popcorn] >:D >:D :laugh: ;/
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: cordex on July 16, 2014, 01:02:12 PM
Killdozers?  Or do the drive wheels count?
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: MechAg94 on July 16, 2014, 01:54:18 PM
At least most all the comments I saw for the article were ridiculing the author.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 16, 2014, 06:38:30 PM
The Five People Most Ill-informed About Firearms:

1. Disarmament Activists

2. Pro-disarmament Journalists (a subset of the activists)

3. Pro-Disarmament Politicians

4. Urban Police Chiefs (a subset of the politicians)

5. Toddlers
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 17, 2014, 03:09:57 PM
At least most all the comments I saw for the article were ridiculing the author.

Indeed. My personal favorite so far:

Quote
WingMan • 9 minutes ago

Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Derringers.
Title: Re: BREAKING - Rolling Stone Identifies the Five Most Dangerous Guns in America
Post by: makattak on July 17, 2014, 03:16:25 PM
Indeed. My personal favorite so far:

Quote
WingMan • 9 minutes ago

Ever hear of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Derringers.

I should not have been taking a drink while reading this. It's hard to type with water running down my screen.