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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Ned Hamford on September 05, 2014, 02:34:18 PM
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I generally do not laugh at the misery and misfortune of others... but this video of a man in a sinking kayak has proved to be exceptional.
His misery is as pure as his incompetence; which makes it utterly deserved from my reckoning.
http://youtu.be/N3WeXGmqYsE
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At first I thought it was going to be a commercial for that sealant with the cannon holes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17zyezuw07U
But noooo, and the worst case of acting overacting I ever saw.
(Not affiliated with that product, I just thought the commercial was cool.)
Terry
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I would have left him there . . . .
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I would have left him there . . . .
Me too. He is such a whiny bitch. My 3-year old daughter is tougher than he is.
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I would have left him there . . . .
Well, I guess she did. So now at last she's free to date Rock Steeltimber, the college's football hero.
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And you think he has a man card to be revoked.......why?
bob
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And you think he has a man card to be revoked.......why?
bob
Touche'
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I would have left him there . . . .
About 12 seconds in: "Sarrraaaaah, help Me!'
"Nope"
:laugh:
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Probably staged. In any case, "LEAVE MAX ALONE!"
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I don't want to live in the same world with someone like that. Please tell me it wasn't real. :'(
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I don't want to live in the same world with someone like that. Please tell me it wasn't real. :'(
I know exactly how you feel. Unfortunately I have witnessed enough such behavior to believe it was real. I quit watching after about 15 seconds. . . .
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Unfortunately I have witnessed enough such behavior to believe it was real.
You have also seen enough spoof videos to believe it may have been fur the lulz.
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You have also seen enough spoof videos to believe it may have been fur the lulz.
Which brings me back to my "belief soap box." Belief and reality may coincide, but only coincidentally . . .
Either way the kid is annoying.
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And you think he has a man card to be revoked.......why?
bob
Obviously never issued one. Which is why I think that Sarah has the balls in that relationship.
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Obviously never issued one. Which is why I think that Sarah has the balls in that relationship.
I doubt there is a relationship there. I think Max prefers the home team.
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Crying like a slapped ISIL-ist.
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Well, I thought it was obviously faked, which is why I made the remark about overacting. But at first I thought it was a commercial for that sealant.
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Hmmm...thinking it's real. Unfortunately, I have run into
people creatures like that before. To me its behavior was so spot on that it was either real or an Oscar-worthy performance. Also, its female companion sounded like she was reacting to its plight in a genuine fashion. It didn't sound like she was acting to me.
ETA: Just had a thought. Is this how our Dear Leader would behave if his kayak were sinking and he didn't have the SS around to help him?
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I'd bet money this was staged, and the guy isn't that much of a wimp. Well, maybe he is, but in this he's just acting.
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I'd like to slap him! like the little bitch he is
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Sadly I think it's real. Based on some of the creatures I've encountered. At best he might be high accentuating his feebleness
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Reeds visible -- how deep's the water where Whiny Max is floundering? Possible he could have walked out?
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Sadly I think it's real. Based on some of the creatures I've encountered. At best he might be high accentuating his feebleness
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I agree. He wasn't acting.
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I have hired guys like that, often friends kids, to work construction. Some don't make it to lunch
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Reeds visible -- how deep's the water where Whiny Max is floundering? Possible he could have walked out?
But that would require his feet to touch the icky things that live in the slime on the bottom!!
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The floral beard:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28333810
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I PM'd Sara on YouTube, and she said that the video was 100% real, and that was his real reaction.
I hope he never breeds.
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I PM'd Sara on YouTube, and she said that the video was 100% real, and that was his real reaction.
I hope he never breeds.
I don't think that's going to be a problem. If he can't handle some damp lake weeds, I don't think he's ever going near a vagina again.
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I don't think that's going to be a problem. If he can't handle some damp lake weeds, I don't think he's ever going near a vagina again.
You're assuming he's been near one before. I almost wonder if he doesn't have one himself/herself/itself.
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You're assuming he's been near one before. I almost wonder if he doesn't have one himself/herself/itself.
If there isn't one there already, there are probably plans for having one installed in the future . . .
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You're assuming he's been near one before.
He has at least once.
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C section
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C section
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Technically, he was still NEAR it at least the one time. May not have gone THROUGH it due to a C-section, but he was very close to it nevertheless.
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<ahem> What's the "C" stand for?
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<ahem> What's the "C" stand for?
C is for Cookie!
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C is for Cookie!
That's good enough for me!
Chris
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Drugs are bad, mmmmkay!
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<ahem> What's the "C" stand for?
OK, cesarean. =D
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Max, harden the *expletive deleted*ck up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc
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Max, harden the *expletive deleted* up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc
Chopper is great!
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Chopper is great!
Yep, I love the job interview one.
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"Harden the deleted expletive up!"
I should tell that to my new neighbor, who objects to my water running in the kitchen because it interrupts his meditation.
Deleted expletive, I've been here 20 years and nobody's complained yet. I do my dishes by hand instead of using the dishwasher.
(Just kvetching about a recent thing. Maybe I should harden the deleted expletive up and keep it to myself.)
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"Harden the deleted expletive up!"
I should tell that to my new neighbor, who objects to my water running in the kitchen because it interrupts his meditation.
Deleted expletive, I've been here 20 years and nobody's complained yet. I do my dishes by hand instead of using the dishwasher.
(Just kvetching about a recent thing. Maybe I should harden the deleted expletive up and keep it to myself.)
No, he is the one that needs to be told to harden the *expletive deleted*ck up.
If you aren't willing to do it, I will. Be forewarned it might make him cry like a little bitch, but I give no *expletive deleted*s.
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"Harden the deleted expletive up!"
I should tell that to my new neighbor, who objects to my water running in the kitchen because it interrupts his meditation.
Deleted expletive, I've been here 20 years and nobody's complained yet. I do my dishes by hand instead of using the dishwasher.
(Just kvetching about a recent thing. Maybe I should harden the deleted expletive up and keep it to myself.)
If his meditation is hampered by the sound of running water, he's doing it wrong. The point of meditation is peace of mind. Done properly, it will enhance one's ability to deal with distractions, not weaken it.
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No, he is the one that needs to be told to harden the *expletive deleted* up.
If you aren't willing to do it, I will. Be forewarned it might make him cry like a little bitch, but I give no *expletive deleted*.
Do not fall for this hurtful attitude. I will, for less than half of what Boomhauer was going to charge, come out and help your neighbor be no longer have his meditations interrupted by the sound of running water - from your place or anywhere else.
After all, what are friends for?
stay safe.
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fifth_column,
If his meditation is hampered by the sound of running water, he's doing it wrong. The point of meditation is peace of mind. Done properly, it will enhance one's ability to deal with distractions, not weaken it.
I'm well aware of that from my own deep introspections, and I almost said it to him, but I thought it would be too antagonizing. I do try to get along with folks.
After he mentioned it, I would check to see if his car was in the lot before washing dishes or whatever, no big deal. But then he lost his car, so I couldn't tell if he was home or not, so I figured the hell with it --I was willing to "accomodate" his needs just like I do with the other neighbors, but I wasn't going to "cater" to him.
The Brothers Grimm story about "The Princess and the Pea" occurred to me more than once.
Twice while I was running water he pounded on the wall, and once I heard him holler something that ended with "g-damn kitchen." I thought I heard something like scratching outside my door and then a thump on it, and then more noise and the thump again. I dismissed it as one of the maintenence people cleaning the rain gutters and accidentally hitting my door, but later, when I opened the door, I realized the noise was like when I jiggled my front doorknob. But it could have been someone at someone else's door. Fortunately, I keep my deadbolt locked at all times.
There was none of the gutter-junk around, leaves and such, that usually results when they clean the gutters. "Reading into it," I wonder if he was trying to get in, but of course that would have been really bizarre. But I've dealt with all kinds of people, and when some of them get on drugs or drunk, there's no accounting for their behavior. They get all self-righteous and can justify anything for themselves.
Hey, I lived in that (his) apartment for ten years, then moved into this one next door and have been here for another ten years, twenty total. Nobody ever complained about water noise, and it never bothered me. It's just part of apartment living --you're only ten inches from your neighbors. So it's pretty quiet around here, no parties, no kids running around screaming. But it's not a monastery, either.
More minor weird crap has occured with him, but I don't want to trash up this thread with it. I did start to document it for myself. No, I don't want to complain to the management, at least not until he pulls something "evidentiary."
Terry
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If I were 230, I might be inclined to place a couple of big speakers within inches of the adjoining wall and turn up the Klingon opera. =D
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If his meditation is hampered by the sound of running water, he's doing it wrong. The point of meditation is peace of mind. Done properly, it will enhance one's ability to deal with distractions, not weaken it.
Correct. If he is in a proper meditative state, you could be washing the dishes in HIS sink and he shouldn't even be aware of it. Meditation is an altered state of consciousness.
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Correct. If he is in a proper meditative state, you could be washing the dishes in HIS sink and he shouldn't even be aware of it. Meditation is an altered state of consciousness.
To some people. Meditation takes a number of forms.
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To some people. Meditation takes a number of forms.
Breath in, breathe out. Hold. Line up sights, and squeeze.
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When he said "meditation," I had the impression he was about to say "prayer" but changed it. Just an impression... a slight delay before he used the word.
Maybe he was about to say "climax," who knows fer shore? :D
There isn't enough data to see if there's a regular time for this, the few times he's reacted seem to be random. I ain't about to experiment and make dishwashing noises throughout the day just to see if it ticks him off at any particular times.
If I knew what times he "meditated," or "prayed," or whatever, I'd accommodate him to the extent of not running water at that time just out of respect. Just like I don't flush the toilet in the middle of the night so as to not disturb my downstairs neighbors.