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Title: Suicide by Fire Hydrant
Post by: Ben on December 06, 2014, 11:29:55 AM: Well, this is one way to off yourself. Wouldn't be my preferred choice.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/05/man-decapitates-himself-in-dallas-intersection/?intcmp=latestnews
Title: Re: Suicide by Fire Hydrant
Post by: Northwoods on December 06, 2014, 11:48:33 AM: It would be pretty fast, and probably wouldn't hurt much (certainly not for very long). But really messy.
Title: Re: Suicide by Fire Hydrant
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 06, 2014, 11:49:34 AM: Probably couldn't get ahead in life and reached the end of his rope. Happens to the best of us.
Title: Re: Suicide by Fire Hydrant
Post by: Ben on December 06, 2014, 11:57:42 AM: Quote from: sumpnz on December 06, 2014, 11:48:33 AM
It would be pretty fast, and probably wouldn't hurt much (certainly not for very long). But really messy.

Agreed, as long as you did it right (which he apparently did), but it seems like a lot could go wrong with his method.
Title: Re: Suicide by Fire Hydrant
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 06, 2014, 01:25:56 PM: People don't even have the decency to off themselves respectably, any more. But I guess the more spectacularly you do it, the more infamy you get from the internets.
Title: Re: Suicide by Fire Hydrant
Post by: lupinus on December 06, 2014, 01:33:45 PM: Quote from: fistful on December 06, 2014, 01:25:56 PM
People don't even have the decency to off themselves respectably, any more. But I guess the more spectacularly you do it, the more infamy you get from the internets.
Yeah, but if they did it respectably we'd have less to talk about.