Post by: SpookyPistolero on October 15, 2006, 01:25:58 PM
Went to dinner with some friends last night after one of our exams and started talking about movies. One girl started quoting from Young Frankenstein, and we went back and forth through a whole scene while everyone looked at us like we were crazy. It could have been the sleep deprivation, but I almost snorted pizza out my nose.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[shakes and grabs him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
Even better...
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No..."Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
Anywho, Young Frankenstein is a personal favorite of mine. Dumb and Dumber is great, What About Bob, Spaceballs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail....
Your fav's?
-There are some who call me..... Tim.
Post by: Silver Bullet on October 15, 2006, 01:54:17 PM
Rustlers' Rhapsody
Murder by Death
Galaxy Quest
A Shot in the Dark
Dr. Strangelove
Post by: doczinn on October 15, 2006, 02:19:31 PM
any Monty Python
The Princess Bride
The Three Amigos
all I can think of for now.
Post by: Dannyboy on October 15, 2006, 02:43:17 PM
Blazing Saddles
Eurotrip
Slap Shot, to name a few
Post by: 280plus on October 15, 2006, 02:45:25 PM
Frankenstein, "What's the matter with your hump?"
Igor, "What hump?"
apparently their doing a musical remake, Clris Leachman will revive her role as "Frau Blucher"
(Sound of agitated horses whinnying...)
Post by: Iain on October 15, 2006, 03:05:01 PM
Post by: gunsmith on October 15, 2006, 03:16:02 PM
most monty python
something about mary
Post by: Matthew Carberry on October 15, 2006, 04:27:52 PM
Post by: Unisaw on October 15, 2006, 04:35:36 PM
The 1st Austin Powers movie
Spaceballs
Christmas Vacation
The Pink Panther movies
Meet the Parents
Post by: lee n. field on October 15, 2006, 05:27:28 PM
Not yet mentioned:
Being There
("I like to watch.")
Bukaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension
("John Bigbootie" "That's Big-Boo-Tay! Boo-tay!")
Post by: Stand_watie on October 15, 2006, 06:55:13 PM
So I'll throw out "Princess Bride"
"My name is Enigo Montoya, you keeled my father, prepare to die!"
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
[Vizzini falls over dead]
Post by: Antibubba on October 15, 2006, 07:51:38 PM
Young Frankenstein
Duck Soup
Team America
The Aristocrats
Little Miss Sunshine
Ghostbusters
Airplane!
South Park: B, L, & U!
Raising Arizona
Brazil
Baron Munchausen
A Fish Called Wanda
The End
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lee n. field: Buckaroo Banzai is not a comedy-it's a docudrama.
Post by: 280plus on October 16, 2006, 03:21:43 AM
Post by: Stickjockey on October 16, 2006, 03:59:50 AM
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Any of the Monty Python movies
Post by: HankB on October 16, 2006, 04:25:19 AM
Caveman (Ringo Starr, Barbara Bach)
Dave Allen At Large (old comedy show from, IIRC, Scotland)
The Valley of Gwangi (James Franciscus, Gila Golan, plus cowboys, gypsies, & dinosaurs)
Our Man Flint and In Like Flint (James Coburn)
The Wrecking Crew, Murderer's Row, The Silencers, The Ambushers (Dean Martin as supercool spy Matt Helm)
I also developed a fondness for the late-night cartoon "Boondocks" . . . though I suspect the writer (Aaron Magruder?) would probably tell me I'm too superficial in my understanding of it, since I was laughing at the wrong parts and for the wrong reasons . . .
Post by: StopTheGrays on October 16, 2006, 05:47:37 AM
Meatballs
Ghostbusters
Kingpin
The man who knew too little.
The Jerk
Roxanne
Stealing Harvard
Clerks
Dogma
Chasing Amy
Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back
Team America
Orgazmo
South Park
Young Doctors in Love
Road to Morocco
10
Shot in the Dark
Hexed
Eurotrip
The Great Outdoors
Post by: richyoung on October 16, 2006, 05:59:09 AM
I'm Gonna Get You, Suckah
Better Off Dead
This Is Spinal Tap
Up The Creek
Revenge of the Nerds
Spy Hard
Loaded Weapon
Hot Shots
Blazing Saddles
Armed and Dangerous
Dragnet
The Fifth Element
Smokey and the Bandit
Cannonball Run
Don't Give Up The Ship
anyting with Don Knotts
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
Post by: griz on October 16, 2006, 06:08:16 AM
The old Pink Panther movies.
A Fish Called Wanda
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on October 16, 2006, 07:34:51 AM
Quote from: SpookyPistolero
It could have been the sleep deprivation, but I almost snorted pizza out my nose.
Dammit! Now I've gotta clean coffee out of two keyboards, five monitors, a printer, and a radio console....(never make a dispatcher laugh when they're drinking coffee... it's bad for everyone.......)
Post by: grislyatoms on October 16, 2006, 08:59:34 AM
Yellowbeard - Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Cheech and Chong, Madeline Kahn, Marty Feldman.
Some selected dialogue:
Yellowbeard: She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.
(Treasure map is tattooed on Dan's (Yellowbeard's son) head)
Yellowbeard: Where's the map?
Betty: What map?
Yellowbeard: If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your **** to the table!
Dan: Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!
Yellowbeard: Do what?
Dan: Putrify, go rotten!
Yellowbeard: Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.
Dan: Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map.
Yellowbeard: Bugger them! I'll eat it first. Won't be the first head I've eaten.
Betty: That's Yellowbeard.
Yellowbeard: I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!
Betty: It's been twenty years since we had a little cuddle, and what do you do? Come in and give me a kiss? No, you rush in and hack a hole in the wall.
Betty: Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.
Yellowbeard: I'm sure I killed the last one I raped, it can't have been you.
Betty: Well, the afterplay was a bit on the rough side, but not fatal dear.
Yellowbeard: Who're you talkin' about?
Betty: The fruit of your loins, sugar drawers.
Yellowbeard: Are you mad, woman? I haven't got fruit in my loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em!
Betty: When little Dan came along ...
Yellowbeard: Who's Dan?
Betty: [indignantly] My and *probably* your son!
Yellowbeard: Oh, been out raping, lad?
[sees Troila]
Yellowbeard: Nice work lad.
Dan: No, I haven't raped her!
Yellowbeard: [disappointed] No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar!
[grins]
Yellowbeard: That's what I liked about her!
Yellowbeard: With your head on my shoulders we could wreck civilization!
Yellowbeard: Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!
Harvey 'Blind' Pew: I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing.
Commander Clement: I'm not interested in your jewellery.
Yellowbeard: When they stretched me on the rack for a couple of years, I didn't go around dyin' all over the place!
Yellowbeard: Where's my pirating outfit?
Dan: Father! We thought you were dead.
Yellowbeard: Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. How are you gettin' on pirating?
Dan: Um, well...
Yellowbeard: How many men have you killed so far?
Dan: One. Two, I think.
Yellowbeard: You think? You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinkin'.
Yellowbeard: I'll kill anyone who get's in the way of me killing anyone.
Post by: wingnutx on October 16, 2006, 12:34:39 PM
Raising Arizona
O Brother Where Art Thou
Flirting With Disaster
Life of Brian
Dr Strangelove
The Jerk
Post by: peteinct on October 16, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
What happened to your sergeant?
Blown up, sir!
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 16, 2006, 01:54:28 PM
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An off the wall one I just love. Wish I could find it on DVD.
Yellowbeard
Hey Gris, wish granted...Yellowbeard
http://entertainment.circuitcity.com/Movies/Movie.aspx?v_id=V++++55750&search=YELLOWBEARD&sec=All+Movies&prodid=MGMV14968DVD&si=ccity-prod
And my additions to the list:
UHF
Spaced Invaders
Innerspace
..and who can forget the lecturn scene in Police Academy
Brad
Post by: Sindawe on October 16, 2006, 05:16:01 PM
The Trouble with Harry (Hitchcock classic)
Jack-ass
Galaxy Quest
Bringing Up Baby
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
South Park : Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Bowling for Columbine
A Fish Called Wanda
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Army of Darkness
TV:
Faulty Towers
Red Dwarf
Black Adder (all versions)
Farscape: Crackers Don't Matter -&- Lava's A Many Splendored Thing.
Futurama
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Stargate -SG1: Window of Opportunity -&- 200
Post by: Silver Bullet on October 16, 2006, 06:21:43 PM
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Bowling for Columbine
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 16, 2006, 07:10:18 PM
Post by: Sindawe on October 16, 2006, 07:29:32 PM
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The wife and I just watched The Fifth Element. Does anyone know why there were big piles of trash at the spaceport?
Thats 'cause that part of the movie is set in New York City. You know, sanitation workers strike and all that fun. 
Or did you miss the stature of Liberty being engulfed by ever expanding city?
Post by: BakerMikeRomeo on October 17, 2006, 07:30:06 AM
~GnSx
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 17, 2006, 08:33:10 AM
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Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
Inconceivable!Brad
Post by: zahc on October 17, 2006, 10:52:28 AM
Post by: El Tejon on October 17, 2006, 11:13:37 AM
Yes! going to be first in line, even if I have to drive to Chicago!:D
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 17, 2006, 11:40:24 AM
Post by: BakerMikeRomeo on October 17, 2006, 03:11:23 PM
~GnSx
Post by: Modifiedbrowning on October 17, 2006, 07:28:31 PM
Post by: doczinn on October 17, 2006, 09:18:22 PM