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Main Forums => Politics => Topic started by: Perd Hapley on January 07, 2015, 10:57:43 PM

Title: If you say "Kirby Delauter" three times in the mirror...
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 07, 2015, 10:57:43 PM

...he'll slap you with a lawsuit!

Councilman threatens newspaper for using his name in an article - then eats crow.

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/news/politics_and_government/kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter/article_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/public/delauter-statement-to-the-news-post-threatening-lawyer-was-wrong/article_48b2a336-96b8-11e4-8c3f-63665634f9a3.html


Notice how the first article is an acrostic?   :laugh:

Title: Re: If you say "Kirby Delauter" three times in the mirror...
Post by: RoadKingLarry on January 07, 2015, 11:31:42 PM

Never start an argument with someone that buys their ink by the barrel.

Title: Re: If you say "Kirby Delauter" three times in the mirror...
Post by: 230RN on January 08, 2015, 08:19:13 AM

And lawyers by the dozen hired specifically to defend against charges like that.

Title: Re: If you say "Kirby Delauter" three times in the mirror...
Post by: zxcvbob on January 08, 2015, 10:28:48 AM

Watch them lose the case by default because they don't take it seriously enough to show up in court to get it dismissed.

Title: Re: If you say "Kirby Delauter" three times in the mirror...
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 08, 2015, 11:15:14 AM

At least that was a better than average apology


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Title: Re: If you say "Kirby Delauter" three times in the mirror...
Post by: Firethorn on January 08, 2015, 01:37:07 PM

Quote from: zxcvbob on January 08, 2015, 10:28:48 AM

Watch them lose the case by default because they don't take it seriously enough to show up in court to get it dismissed.

Seriously? I get the idea that the whole paper would show up simply to watch the epic smackdown.