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Title: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Ben on January 14, 2015, 10:21:45 AM
I wonder if the definition of "random" has changed, or if it will still be white women in their 70s and kids?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/01/14/feds-order-random-searches-in-airports-after-al-qaeda-publishes-new-bomb-recipe/
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Phyphor on January 14, 2015, 10:28:22 AM
More random college girl boob grabbage, ahoy!

"Ma'am, I'ma gonna have to search your bra and panties on account of those being double D's and you having a really nice butt. "
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: HankB on January 14, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
I wonder if the definition of "random" has changed, or if it will still be white women in their 70s and kids?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/01/14/feds-order-random-searches-in-airports-after-al-qaeda-publishes-new-bomb-recipe/
The secret guidelines will no doubt be for these searches to exclude people wearing burkas, hijabs, chadors, turbans, keffiyehs, beards, etc.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 14, 2015, 01:39:19 PM
NCIS last night had part of the story line is that a couple of guys were able to get plastic 3D printed firearms through security.  Only metal in them was the firing pin which was a roofing nail. 
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Ron on January 14, 2015, 02:04:33 PM
I'm not sure it is random at all.

I haven't used commercial airlines much since 9/11 but I've been pulled aside and patted down several times. More than 50% of my trips so I guess 25% or so of the flights.

White middle aged male flying alone. Is the government sharing gun ownership data with TSA to facilitate the randomness?  [tinfoil]
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Balog on January 14, 2015, 03:04:49 PM
Meanwhile, at TSA's secret volcano lair headquarters...

"Sir, that we're doing isn't working!"

"Looks like it's time to do it even harder!"
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Scout26 on January 14, 2015, 05:31:52 PM
Obviously we need moar this:

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F0%2F04%2FScreening_in_DTW_Airport.jpg&hash=4d27aa1a82e5e8e5e843141ef0f1237aa98cd4f2)




And this:



(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.outsidethebeltway.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fairport-security-old-man.jpg&hash=2853d914171335b54a63618a0ec9a948bc23e451)

Otherwise the Trrrrrrrrrrrrrists will win.




YEAH Kabuki Security Theater !!!
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: zahc on January 14, 2015, 08:19:17 PM
I recently flew out of Narita, and security was so easy that I thought I missed it somehow. There were no lines and no herding factor. Nobody checked my boarding pass with a UV pen or even checked my ID. I just had to walk through an old-fashioned metal detector with my shoes, belt, and jacket still on. And they saw I had a camera bag and offered to hand-check my film without me even asking. And they were cute too. I thought this must be some preliminary carry-on bag security pre-check or something, but that was it.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: never_retreat on January 14, 2015, 10:45:49 PM
I recently flew out of Narita, and security was so easy that I thought I missed it somehow. There were no lines and no herding factor. Nobody checked my boarding pass with a UV pen or even checked my ID. I just had to walk through an old-fashioned metal detector with my shoes, belt, and jacket still on. And they saw I had a camera bag and offered to hand-check my film without me even asking. And they were cute too. I thought this must be some preliminary carry-on bag security pre-check or something, but that was it.
Ha, A friend of mine came through there last year after diving in chuck lagoon. They kept referring to his rebreather as the bomby looking thingy.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: RoadKingLarry on January 14, 2015, 11:50:26 PM
I recently flew out of Narita, and security was so easy that I thought I missed it somehow. There were no lines and no herding factor. Nobody checked my boarding pass with a UV pen or even checked my ID. I just had to walk through an old-fashioned metal detector with my shoes, belt, and jacket still on. And they saw I had a camera bag and offered to hand-check my film without me even asking. And they were cute too. I thought this must be some preliminary carry-on bag security pre-check or something, but that was it.

I once had a 12 hour layover at Narita(was it Narita in 1985?) Flying TWA from Manila to Honolulu.  Couldn't leave the terminal area. That sucked. On the positive side my ships Yeoman made a "mistake" and accidentally booked me 1st class from Tokyo to Honolulu.

But, yes I predict TSA will double or triple down on the security theater antics and probably increase the scope.of their jurisdiction to some insane degree.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 20, 2015, 11:45:36 PM
There were obviously so many terrorist attacks on US aviation last year, requiring that we increase the random checks.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: HankB on January 21, 2015, 11:03:00 AM
Ha, A friend of mine came through there last year after diving in chuck lagoon.  . . .
Sure it wasn't "Truk" rather than "chuck"?
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Ben on January 21, 2015, 11:09:15 AM
Sure it wasn't "Truk" rather than "chuck"?

You've never heard of Chuck Lagoon? Check your geography dude - it's right next to Ted's Island.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwM_vVQLxo
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: KD5NRH on January 21, 2015, 11:25:01 AM
The secret guidelines will no doubt be for these searches to exclude people wearing burkas, hijabs, chadors, turbans, keffiyehs, beards, etc.

Another good reason to keep the beard and buy a couple more keffiyehs.

(Darn handy things to have around; make it into a scarf, hood, oven mitt, diaper, snotrag, towel, bandage or pillow as needed.)
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: brimic on January 21, 2015, 01:07:13 PM
Searches need to be less random and much more directly targeted.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 21, 2015, 01:08:38 PM
Searches need to be less random and much more directly targeted.


But that would be racist and profiling.  Can't do that even if Israel has done so for decades with much success. 
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 21, 2015, 01:30:30 PM
Searches need to be less random and much more directly targeted.
that's a feature not a bug


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Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Fly320s on January 21, 2015, 01:49:10 PM
Searches need to be less random and much more directly targeted.


YES! Target the crews. Oh wait, that is already being done.  ;/
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 21, 2015, 09:55:34 PM
But that would be racist and profiling.  Can't do that even if Israel has done so for decades with much success. 

You don't want our system.

Not if you value any concept of rights and freedoms and dignity.

Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 21, 2015, 10:25:49 PM
You don't want our system.

Not if you value any concept of rights and freedoms and dignity.

That's odd since it's regularly held in some circles as " the right way"



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Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 21, 2015, 10:32:22 PM
The Israel which many American Internet users imagine is sadly very different from the country I actually inhabit.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 21, 2015, 10:54:36 PM
Yes it is and I thank you for that education.


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Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: RoadKingLarry on January 22, 2015, 01:12:29 AM
The Israel which many American Internet users imagine is sadly very different from the country I actually inhabit.


That goes both ways of course.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: TechMan on January 22, 2015, 06:22:23 AM
YES! Target the crews. Oh wait, that is already being done.  ;/

Well, we all know that the crews are not to be trusted flying a multimillion dollar jet around full of passengers.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 22, 2015, 06:43:22 AM
The Israel which many American Internet users imagine is sadly very different from the country I actually inhabit.

Granted my experience in Israel is but for one night in Tel-Aviv waiting to fly out from when I was stationed on the Sinai.  But for that one night I did enjoy walking around and talking to the locals.  When I got to the airport and was going through security I had no less than three different agents ask me the same question two or three times, just worded differently, seeing if I was consistent in my answers, and I was a US Service Member.  Imagine if I was a threat.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: erictank on January 22, 2015, 11:49:38 AM
Well, we all know that the crews are not to be trusted flying a multimillion dollar jet around full of passengers.

It's absolutely CRUCIAL that the people at the controls of said plane not be permitted to bring on board a personal steak knife identical to those included with first-class food service. They might do something DANGEROUS with it! ;/

(For those inclined to wonder, a passenger-jet pilot on FlyerTalk's forum a few years back told of being stopped for just such an "offense". He was allowed to "surrender" the knife and continue on through security to get to and fly the plane without further incident.
Miraculously, the plane made it to its destination without issue.)
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Scout26 on January 22, 2015, 11:47:15 PM
Buddy of mine flys for Untied (yes, I spelled it correctly) out of ORD.  A few years back one of the TSA agents stopped them and made them go through the whole no shoes, etc BS.  He was an Armed Flight Officer and had it with him in it's case.  The TSA agent just about hada cow and was refusing to let him take it on the plane because "He might try to take it over."


 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 23, 2015, 06:47:18 AM
Even more stupidity is not letting military carry knives on a military charter.  Only people on the flight besides the crew are going to or from the sand box and not going to be on any other planes.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: KD5NRH on January 23, 2015, 11:01:32 AM
Even more stupidity is not letting military carry knives on a military charter.  Only people on the flight besides the crew are going to or from the sand box and not going to be on any other planes.

But they might try to hijack the plane and divert it to some third world...oh, yeah.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: Balog on January 23, 2015, 02:07:31 PM
You don't want our system.

Not if you value any concept of rights and freedoms and dignity.



Yeah, our institutionalized sexual assault/ child molestation system is much better.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: never_retreat on January 23, 2015, 09:51:08 PM
Sure it wasn't "Truk" rather than "chuck"?
I spelled it wrong.
Chuuk Lagoon, also known as Truk Lagoon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuuk_Lagoon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuuk_Lagoon)
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 25, 2015, 04:52:58 AM
Yeah, our institutionalized sexual assault/ child molestation system is much better.

Yes, it is.

Because our doesn't do the profiling instead of the body searches, but in addition to them.

Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 25, 2015, 10:40:00 AM
Your eyewitness testimony does NOT feed the popular narrative


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Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: RocketMan on January 25, 2015, 12:42:19 PM
Yes, it is.

Because our doesn't do the profiling instead of the body searches, but in addition to them.

Which causes me to ask about the type of person hired for Israel's equivalent of the TSA, Micro.  I suspect they are much better trained and more professional than most in the TSA.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 25, 2015, 04:31:33 PM
Which causes me to ask about the type of person hired for Israel's equivalent of the TSA, Micro.  I suspect they are much better trained and more professional than most in the TSA.

Except for the subset that are actually draftees.
Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 25, 2015, 04:41:59 PM
Ouch.


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Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 25, 2015, 04:54:12 PM
Worse, at least some of them are MAGAV draftees.

Title: Re: TSA to Increase Random Searches
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 25, 2015, 04:55:27 PM
You are determined to crush illusions aren't you


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