Post by: 280plus on October 20, 2006, 03:49:48 AM
TO SAVE THE AIRLINES & IMPROVE SECURITY
> Dump the male flight attendants.
> No one wanted them in the first place.
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with
> good-looking strippers!
> What the hell --
> the attendants have gotten old and
> haggard-looking.
> They don't even serve food anymore,
> so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol
> sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in
> the cabin. And, of course, every businessman
> in this country would start flying again, hoping to
> see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants
> wouldn't need a salary, thus
> saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
> good thatwe could charge the
> women for working and have them kick back 20% of the
> tips,
> including lap dances and "special services."
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the
> planes for fear of seeing
> naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching
> halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we
> handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a
> liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
> have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
Post by: Jamisjockey on October 20, 2006, 05:23:23 AM
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 20, 2006, 06:25:47 AM
Quote from: JamisJockey
It's funny, but the 9-11 hijackers were in a strip club getting drunk just a few nights before they did the deed.
I wish us Christians could get away with that kind of legalism.
Post by: 280plus on October 20, 2006, 07:05:47 AM
Suffice it to keep with that old saying, "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven. " and I think you'll be OK.
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 20, 2006, 07:25:03 AM
Post by: 280plus on October 20, 2006, 07:34:12 AM
Post by: Preacherman on October 20, 2006, 09:08:56 AM
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Hopefully it doesn't exceed the tacky limit
Methinks it does.