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Title: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: vaskidmark on March 29, 2015, 06:55:42 AM

I can offer you such a deal!

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Dear Sir,
 
We are a large factory for all kinds of security and bulletproof products,
We are looking for foreign dealers/ importers/ traders/ buyers from your country, I want to cooperate with you !
 
For our products catalogue,  please view our website www __jyjgroup DOT com SECOND DOT cn
You may purchase our products and re-selling in your market, I hope to receive your inquiry at early time !
 
Best wishes !
 
Kathy Lee (Miss) - Sale manager
Jin Yi Jia Technology Group Co., Ltd.
Email:  ​sales​ AT jyjgroup DOT com SECOND DOT ​cn or jyjgroup AT yeah DOT net
29th, March 2015

Go ahead and check out their extensive catalog and pick out the stuff you want.  Purchase ahead for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, pagan religious holidays of any and every stripe.  At their prices I can afford to hold your stuff on lay-away if you agree to pay Priority Mail shipping.

Let me know if you are interested in becoming an Associate seller.  I think we can come to most agreeable terms.

stay safe.

PS - just so you know, this will not compete with any moccasin sales.

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: dogmush on March 29, 2015, 08:37:11 AM

I wonder how  much for the up armored Land Cruiser?

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 29, 2015, 10:52:37 AM

My first thought was to wonder if it would be safe to look at their catalog.

My second thought was to wonder why Sales Manager Kathy Lee thought it was so important to emphasize that she's a "(Miss)".

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: lee n. field on March 29, 2015, 01:09:51 PM

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Dear Sir,
 
We are a large factory for all kinds of security and bulletproof products,
We are looking for foreign dealers/ importers/ traders/ buyers from your country, I want to cooperate with you !
 
For our products catalogue,  please view our website www __jyjgroup DOT com SECOND DOT cn
You may purchase our products and re-selling in your market, I hope to receive your inquiry at early time !
 
Best wishes !
 
Kathy Lee (Miss) - Sale manager
Jin Yi Jia Technology Group Co., Ltd.
Email:  ​sales​ AT jyjgroup DOT com SECOND DOT ​cn or jyjgroup AT yeah DOT net
29th, March 2015

The site actually looks mostly legit.  Not that I want to be a distributor or reseller to the JBT market.

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: French G. on March 30, 2015, 02:22:16 AM

I'd be concerned about a chink in the armor.

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 30, 2015, 07:26:42 AM

A distant relative who was stranded in Liberia is wiring me some money any day now, and with that, I'll front the group buy funds.

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: dogmush on March 30, 2015, 10:56:10 AM

Quote from: French G. on March 30, 2015, 02:22:16 AM

I'd be concerned about a chink in the armor.

GROAN

If you worked for BBC, that'd get you fired.

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: TechMan on March 30, 2015, 11:11:05 AM

Quote from: jamisjockey on March 30, 2015, 07:26:42 AM

A distant relative who was stranded in Liberia is wiring me some money any day now, and with that, I'll front the group buy funds.

Hey we must be related, I have some money coming from Liberia as well.

Title: Re: Anybody up for a group buy?
Post by: MechAg94 on March 30, 2015, 12:05:41 PM

Quote from: Hawkmoon on March 29, 2015, 10:52:37 AM

My first thought was to wonder if it would be safe to look at their catalog.

My second thought was to wonder why Sales Manager Kathy Lee thought it was so important to emphasize that she's a "(Miss)".

She is also using a keyboard that apparently has a broken period key so she has to write "DOT" and uses too many exclamation points.