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Title: Bring it on.
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 11, 2015, 01:51:52 PM: ISIS claims they've scheduled an attack in about ten minutes.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: SADShooter on May 11, 2015, 01:54:03 PM: Well, whether it comes off or not, still your fault... ;)
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: charby on May 11, 2015, 01:57:00 PM: waiting.....
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Post by: Brad Johnson on May 11, 2015, 01:57:13 PM: *grabs lawn chair and video camera...*

[popcorn]

Brad
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: brimic on May 11, 2015, 02:22:13 PM: Nothing?
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: makattak on May 11, 2015, 02:29:06 PM: Quote from: brimic on May 11, 2015, 02:22:13 PM
Nothing?

Well, an ambulance just drove past my work...

Of course, it just did the little light flash as it went through a stop sign- definitely not screaming at highest urgency.

So, I'm betting that's not it.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: charby on May 11, 2015, 02:29:31 PM: Quote from: brimic on May 11, 2015, 02:22:13 PM
Nothing?

Facebook is still up, I'm calling FAIL!
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Post by: wmenorr67 on May 11, 2015, 03:04:10 PM: Was it supposed to be here in the States?
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM: Quote from: charby on May 11, 2015, 02:29:31 PM
Facebook is still up, I'm calling FAIL!

If ISIS jihads facebook, I may have to reevaluate my opinion of them.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: charby on May 11, 2015, 03:07:32 PM: Quote from: fistful on May 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM
If ISIS jihads facebook, I may have to reevaluate my opinion of them.

That would cause epic panic in the US.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: vaskidmark on May 11, 2015, 04:06:23 PM: Not only did I not get the memo in a timely manner, but by the time I became aware of it there seems to be evidence that someone was just trying to see how many folks would panic.

And fisty - the head of DHS has been all over the place for the last week bemoaning the fact that ISIL/ISIS/IS-NOT starts out by contacting folks via broadcast Facebook messages and then, when more than morbid interest is shown they move to encrypted messaging that NSA seems unable to track/decipher.

Does anybody know how I can send a friend request to ISIL/ISIS/IS-NOT so I can get these warnings on a timely basis?

stay safe.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: charby on May 11, 2015, 04:28:08 PM: Quote from: charby on May 11, 2015, 03:07:32 PM
That would cause epic panic in the US.

I should have said if they brought down facebook.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: brimic on May 11, 2015, 04:59:49 PM: Quote from: charby on May 11, 2015, 04:28:08 PM
I should have said if they brought down facebook.

They want to take down facebook? Where do I send a donation? >:D
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: AJ Dual on May 11, 2015, 05:02:50 PM: For the guys who've been to the sandbox... come on, did anything over in the ME ever happen "on time"? =D
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM: Quote from: fistful on May 11, 2015, 01:51:52 PM
ISIS claims they've scheduled an attack in about ten minutes.

"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."
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Post by: Andiron on May 11, 2015, 10:05:49 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."

The producers of said attack have been sacked.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 11, 2015, 10:09:32 PM: Quote from: Andiron on May 11, 2015, 10:05:49 PM
The producers of said attack have been sacked.

Did a moose bite their sister?
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 11, 2015, 11:27:41 PM: Stop it! Stop this sketch! It's silly.
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Post by: dogmush on May 11, 2015, 11:35:38 PM: 10 min. Inshallah.
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Post by: Doggy Daddy on May 11, 2015, 11:37:44 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."

If they really wanted disruption / terror, they should have aired "Heidi" instead of the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 12, 2015, 12:48:13 AM: OK. Slight thread drift.

Every time I see the title to this thread I think
https://youtu.be/IP6mF9YffvQ
And I see fistful in a cheer leading uniform... The girls uniform, not the boys.

It's a bad mental picture. [barf]
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: zxcvbob on May 12, 2015, 01:20:18 AM: Quote from: fistful on May 11, 2015, 11:27:41 PM
Stop it! Stop this sketch! It's silly.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F7%2F7f%2FGraham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg&hash=51d354baace1b422d62c739bdde75c8e01fd9b54)
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: French G. on May 12, 2015, 02:32:22 AM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."

Where was the earth shattering kaboom?
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 12, 2015, 06:30:01 AM: Quote from: AJ Dual on May 11, 2015, 05:02:50 PM
For the guys who've been to the sandbox... come on, did anything over in the ME ever happen "on time"? =D

Depends on who is keeping time.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: K Frame on May 12, 2015, 07:31:58 AM: (https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fres.freestockphotos.biz%2Fpictures%2F4%2F4224-trash-spilling-out-of-a-tipped-over-trash-can-pv.jpg&hash=0cab1f015fe5af90b6f5e4aa4fc460cee4f2d1e4)

DAMN, YOU, ISIS! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 12, 2015, 10:03:27 AM: Quote from: Mike Irwin on May 12, 2015, 07:31:58 AM
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DAMN, YOU, ISIS! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Wow so they are now recruiting raccoons.
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: SADShooter on May 12, 2015, 10:44:27 AM: "SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!!!"
Title: Re: Bring it on.
Post by: roo_ster on May 12, 2015, 11:09:58 AM: Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 12, 2015, 10:03:27 AM
Wow so they are now recruiting raccoons.

As long as hte possums stay neutral, we'll be OK.