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Title: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: 41magsnub on May 16, 2015, 07:18:36 PM
They lost another one...

http://www.latimes.com/world/europe/la-fg-russia-space-accident-mexican-satellite-20150516-story.html (http://www.latimes.com/world/europe/la-fg-russia-space-accident-mexican-satellite-20150516-story.html)
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: never_retreat on May 16, 2015, 08:01:15 PM
Wan you insure your satellite against the Russians?
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: vaskidmark on May 16, 2015, 08:07:35 PM
Why are we not blaming the spies and saboteurs amongst the heroic proliteriat rocket assembly workers are responsible for these failures of superior Russian rockets designed by the finest Nazi scientists that could be carried away?

stay safe.
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: Scout26 on May 16, 2015, 10:13:25 PM
Could be problem.  All Nazi rocket scientists are dead.
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 16, 2015, 11:50:41 PM
Quote from: scout26 on May 16, 2015, 10:13:25 PM
Could be problem.  All Nazi rocket scientists are dead.

That's what they want you to think... [tinfoil]
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: Doggy Daddy on May 17, 2015, 01:31:12 AM
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on May 16, 2015, 11:50:41 PM
That's what they want you to think... [tinfoil]

Brains in bell jars.
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: RocketMan on May 17, 2015, 10:46:24 AM
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on May 17, 2015, 01:31:12 AM
Brains in bell jars.

On the back side of the moon.
Title: Re: Some Russian Rocket Scientists Are Going to be Counting Some Trees
Post by: Doggy Daddy on May 17, 2015, 05:04:09 PM
Quote from: RocketMan on May 17, 2015, 10:46:24 AM
On the back side of the moon.

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