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Title: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: vaskidmark on August 22, 2015, 08:23:08 AM
Doomed!  We are doomed!

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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Raisins: The Agriculture Market Service, a division of the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), is proposing a rule to eliminate five references to the word “midget” in the U.S. standards for grades of processed raisins.

The action follows a petition the agency received from Little People of America, a nonprofit that supports people of short stature and their families. The organization told the market service that it’s working to raise awareness and eliminate the use of the word midget.

“Though the use of the word midget by the USDA when classifying certain food products is benign, Little People of America, and the dwarfism community, hopes that the USDA would consider phasing out the term midget,” the petition from the organization said.

The market service said it consulted the Raisin Administrative Committee (RAC), which administers the federal marketing order for raisins produced from grapes grown in California, before moving forward with the rulemaking.

The RAC approved the move on Aug. 14, 2014. The public now has 60 days to comment on the proposal.

http://www.regulations.gov/#!documentDetail;D=AMS-FV-14-0087-0001 (you can submit comments there)

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Background
AMS continually reviews all fruit and vegetable grade standards to ensure their usefulness in the industry, and to modernize language and remove duplicative terminology. On May 13, 2013, AMS received a petition from the Little People of America stating that they “are trying to raise awareness around and eliminate the use of the word midget.” The petition further stated that, “Though the use of the word midget by the USDA when classifying certain food products is benign, Little People of America, and the dwarfism community, hopes that the USDA would consider phasing out the term midget.”
AMS determined that the processed raisin grade standard contained “small or midget” terminology for the same requirement. Before developing these proposed revisions, AMS solicited comments and suggestions about the grade standards from the RAC. The RAC represents the entire California raisin industry; no other state produces raisins commercially. On August 14, 2014, the RAC approved the removal of the term midget from the standards.
AMS is proposing to remove five references to the term “midget” in the following sections: 52.1845(b) and (c), 52.1850(a)(2) and (a)(3), and Table I. The proposed revisions would modernize and help clarify the language of the standard by removing dual terminology for the same requirement.
The proposed rule provides a 60-day period during which interested parties may comment on the revisions to the standard.

Next thing you know some bar is going to be sued by The Little People of America for hosting Dwarf/Midget Darts Night.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: Jamisjockey on August 22, 2015, 09:40:59 AM
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Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on August 22, 2015, 10:22:49 AM


Next thing you know some bar is going to be sued by The Little People of America for hosting Dwarf/Midget Darts Night.

stay safe.

So..... Is that Dwarves/Midgets playing darts?  Or being used as darts?   >:D

ETA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrei80jBg8
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: Tallpine on August 22, 2015, 10:35:26 AM
It seems like a small problem  ;/
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: MillCreek on August 22, 2015, 10:49:59 AM
Would 'growth-challenged' be an improper term?
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: Fly320s on August 22, 2015, 11:35:10 AM
It seems like a small problem  ;/

Maybe, but the article is short on facts.
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: Phyphor on August 22, 2015, 12:59:16 PM
You guys are terrible.


I'll bet you feel about an inch tall.

Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 22, 2015, 01:02:29 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi23.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb398%2FFLHRI-OK%2Fmidget%2520hooker.jpg&hash=10402a6f609aee5ed4ff2678463b5e324da9a5d6) (http://s23.photobucket.com/user/FLHRI-OK/media/midget%20hooker.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: just Warren on August 22, 2015, 02:29:43 PM
I prefer larger head.
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: Viking on August 22, 2015, 02:48:49 PM
Midgets are nothing other than abominations of True Men, created by some Elder God in mockery of Man's Perfect Form.
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: Tallpine on August 22, 2015, 05:32:15 PM
Also, those little men love fire.
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: lupinus on August 22, 2015, 05:51:54 PM
So if Jamis has reached evil villain status who is he mini me too?


Sent from my iPhone. Freaking autocorrect.
Title: Re: Jamis achieves evil villain status, gains control of federal agency
Post by: zxcvbob on August 22, 2015, 06:20:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkLRtMx762Y&feature=youtu.be&t=1m44s