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Title: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: vaskidmark on September 07, 2015, 11:24:12 PM
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2011/04/how_long_can_you_survive_on_beer_alone.html

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How Long Can You Survive on Beer Alone?
Long enough to develop scurvy.

An Iowa man completed his Lent-long beer fast on Sunday, marking the occasion with a bacon smoothie. During the 46-day feat, J. Wilson consumed only beer and water, emulating a centuries-old tradition once practiced by the Paulaner monks of Munich, Germany. How long could a man survive on beer and water?

Not more than a few months, probably. That's when the worst effects of scurvy and protein deficiency would kick in. (Liver disease is a serious risk of chronic alcohol use, but it takes longer to arrive.) If you kept to a strict beer diet—and swore off plain water altogether—you'd likely die of dehydration in a matter of days or weeks, depending on the strength and volume of beer consumed. There's plenty of water in beer, of course, but the alcohol's diuretic effect makes it a net negative in terms of hydration under most conditions.

Another male dream kicked in the jimmies.

But he had a bacon smoothie.  =D

stay safe.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 08, 2015, 12:13:35 AM
You're saying it's a male dream to live w/o steak and bacon and nachos and double cheeseburgers and burritos and...
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 08, 2015, 01:11:20 AM
I read the thread title as How long can you survive on just one beer.
Initial reaction was Not very damn long.

Is there enough actual citrus in beers like Summer Shandys with the lemon in them to ward off scurvy?
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: vaskidmark on September 08, 2015, 08:05:30 AM
You're saying it's a male dream to live w/o steak and bacon and nachos and double cheeseburgers and burritos and...

You are combining together several dreams into one fantasy.

stay safe.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 08, 2015, 12:25:26 PM
I read the thread title as How long can you survive on just one beer.
Initial reaction was Not very damn long.

Is there enough actual citrus in beers like Summer Shandys with the lemon in them to ward off scurvy?

My thoughts exactly, brew up beer with citrus and protein added.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: SADShooter on September 08, 2015, 12:39:14 PM
Unfiltered, unpasteurized beer (e.g. homebrewed beer) contains significantly more vitamins and nutrients , including protein, than the mass-produced product. Thus, I suspect, the traditional beer fast was much healthier.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: Scout26 on September 08, 2015, 01:37:11 PM
I bet the occasional Gin and Tonic would go a long way to help warding off scurvy.

We could call it the APS Diet.  Beer, Steak, and Bacon (with the occasional G&T).  It's perfect !!!!
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: vaskidmark on September 08, 2015, 03:10:05 PM
For the gin haters, Lime Rickeys with vodka (for the added calories) or pina coladas or any of a book full of citrus-based recipes.

All suitable for being served poolside by wenches (towel boys for the ladies).

stay safe.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: MechAg94 on September 08, 2015, 03:18:21 PM
You're saying it's a male dream to live w/o steak and bacon and nachos and double cheeseburgers and burritos and...
Don't forget pizza.  I would mention fajita nachos, but that is sort of combining things.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: 41magsnub on September 08, 2015, 03:32:26 PM
Unfiltered, unpasteurized beer (e.g. homebrewed beer) contains significantly more vitamins and nutrients , including protein, than the mass-produced product. Thus, I suspect, the traditional beer fast was much healthier.

That is what I was thinking.  Big difference between that and a Coors Light or the like.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 08, 2015, 04:37:54 PM
You are combining together several dreams into one fantasy.

stay safe.


You know a lot of vegetarian dudes, I guess.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on September 08, 2015, 06:27:30 PM
My thoughts exactly, brew up beer with citrus and protein added.

So, Mudder's Milk?
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: SADShooter on September 08, 2015, 06:32:05 PM
So, Mudder's Milk?

Without the "straight from the udder" funk.
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: Ben on September 08, 2015, 07:09:21 PM
Oatmeal Stout for the beer diet win. I could probably gain weight on that fast.  :laugh:
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: Balog on September 08, 2015, 07:44:25 PM
I need to start observing Lent.

http://beerrecipes.org/showrecipe.php?recipeid=1209#sthash.dsVdUcL0.dpbs
Title: Re: news you can use - how long you can survive just on beer
Post by: Scout26 on September 09, 2015, 01:38:37 AM
I need to start observing Lent.

http://beerrecipes.org/showrecipe.php?recipeid=1209#sthash.dsVdUcL0.dpbs

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Makes a good breakfast beer.

There's a phrase that'll get the members of the Women's Temperance Union spinning in their graves....