Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: MillCreek on October 01, 2015, 04:35:08 PM
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bear-attacks-womans-kayak-in-alaska-victim-mary-maley-records-it/
Perhaps the bear only speaks Spanish, and was therefore deaf to her pleas.
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How does that saying go, don't poke or pepper spray the bear?
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With that voice, the bear must have been deaf to even stay in the same state.
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With that voice, the bear must have been deaf to even stay in the same state.
Quoted for truth.
YIKES!
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I heard the audio on the radio this morning. They thought it was the perfect analogy of Obama vs Putin in foreign policy. I guess the kayak is Syria or something.
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That is a pretty good representation of the "new age" outdoor enthusiast.
Ill prepared, ignorant, anthropomorphic whiny fool. Hopefully any potential mates will see this before impregnating her, this is a define Darwinian dumbing down scenario.
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If I had to listen to her voice for too long, I would have been chewing on her kayak.
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If I had to listen to her voice for too long, I would have been chewing on her kayak.
Since she pepper sprayed it first, the plastic might have tasted okay.
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... I would have been chewing on her kayak.
Nice euphemism. I've heard variants over the years. In some the kayak has a man in it. >:D
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five seconds listening to her voice and I wanted the bear to eat her.
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Nice euphemism. I've heard variants over the years. In some the kayak has a man in it. >:D
ahole, ya made me choke on my dinner!
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....bear should have ate her.
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Nice euphemism. I've heard variants over the years. In some the kayak has a man in it. >:D
Not that kayak! Really, I meant the one that floats on water. Honest Injun!