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Title: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: MillCreek on October 01, 2015, 04:35:08 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/bear-attacks-womans-kayak-in-alaska-victim-mary-maley-records-it/

Perhaps the bear only speaks Spanish, and was therefore deaf to her pleas.
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: MikeB on October 01, 2015, 05:14:16 PM
How does that saying go, don't poke or pepper spray the bear?
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: KD5NRH on October 01, 2015, 05:47:39 PM
With that voice, the bear must have been deaf to even stay in the same state.
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 01, 2015, 11:44:14 PM
With that voice, the bear must have been deaf to even stay in the same state.

Quoted for truth.

YIKES!
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: MechAg94 on October 02, 2015, 11:30:14 AM
I heard the audio on the radio this morning.  They thought it was the perfect analogy of Obama vs Putin in foreign policy.  I guess the kayak is Syria or something. 
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: tokugawa on October 02, 2015, 09:14:49 PM
That is a pretty good representation of the "new age" outdoor enthusiast.
 
Ill prepared, ignorant, anthropomorphic whiny fool.  Hopefully any potential mates will see this before impregnating her, this is a define Darwinian dumbing down scenario.

 
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: RocketMan on October 02, 2015, 10:35:30 PM
If I had to listen to her voice for too long, I would have been chewing on her kayak.
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: MechAg94 on October 03, 2015, 03:35:45 PM
If I had to listen to her voice for too long, I would have been chewing on her kayak.
Since she pepper sprayed it first, the plastic might have tasted okay. 
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: Doggy Daddy on October 03, 2015, 08:59:29 PM
... I would have been chewing on her kayak.

Nice euphemism.  I've heard variants over the years.  In some the kayak has a man in it.    >:D
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: K Frame on October 03, 2015, 09:01:32 PM
five seconds listening to her voice and I wanted the bear to eat her.
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: HeroHog on October 03, 2015, 09:03:42 PM
Nice euphemism.  I've heard variants over the years.  In some the kayak has a man in it.    >:D
ahole, ya made me choke on my dinner!
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: lupinus on October 03, 2015, 10:04:39 PM
....bear should have ate her.
Title: Re: Please, Mr. Bear: stop eating my kayak!
Post by: RocketMan on October 03, 2015, 11:34:09 PM
Nice euphemism.  I've heard variants over the years.  In some the kayak has a man in it.    >:D

Not that kayak!  Really, I meant the one that floats on water.  Honest Injun!