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Title: Heavy pot use can wait, whut?
Post by: MillCreek on February 03, 2016, 08:01:38 AM: http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/study-says-heavy-marijuana-use-can-damage-short-term-memory/

Dude, where's my car?
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Post by: wmenorr67 on February 03, 2016, 08:03:57 AM: Were is the DUH, emoji?
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Post by: Jamisjockey on February 03, 2016, 09:14:29 AM: Shocker.
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Post by: lupinus on February 03, 2016, 01:18:17 PM: Results of the next study indicate high pot use leads to localized shortages of snacks.
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Post by: TechMan on February 03, 2016, 01:25:31 PM: New study just released the sky is blue and the grass is green.
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Post by: TommyGunn on February 03, 2016, 01:38:44 PM: I thought we were going to be discussing toilet paper shortages......... :facepalm: [tinfoil] :lol:
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Post by: Angel Eyes on February 03, 2016, 01:40:47 PM: Quote from: lupinus on February 03, 2016, 01:18:17 PM
Results of the next study indicate high pot use leads to localized shortages of snacks.

It also makes the Grateful Dead and Phish sound ~~good~~ ~~tolerable~~ not totally awful.
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Post by: Brad Johnson on February 03, 2016, 01:41:15 PM: Squirrel?!

Brad
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Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on February 03, 2016, 02:36:26 PM: You would be amazed the folks,often poster kids for the effect, who deny it angrily.

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Post by: Boomhauer on February 03, 2016, 02:45:09 PM: I worked with a heavy pot user that definitely had the short term memory of a squirrel. I wanted to murder him
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Post by: Angel Eyes on February 03, 2016, 02:57:58 PM: Quote from: Boomhauer on February 03, 2016, 02:45:09 PM
I worked with a heavy pot user that definitely had the short term memory of a squirrel. I wanted to murder him

No offense, but "People Boomhauer wants to murder" is not a very select group.
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Post by: mtnbkr on February 03, 2016, 03:04:18 PM: Quote from: Angel Eyes on February 03, 2016, 02:57:58 PM
No offense, but "People Boomhauer wants to murder" is not a very select group.

People who point that out are in that group.

As are the people who point that out to the people who point that out.

Crap.

Chris
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Post by: roo_ster on February 03, 2016, 03:27:50 PM: Quote from: mtnbkr on February 03, 2016, 03:04:18 PM
People who point that out are in that group.

As are the people who point that out to the people who point that out.

Crap.

Chris

I have been looking for a bandwagon to jump on. This "People Boomhauer wants to murder" group does sure seem to have a lot of growth potential.
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Post by: HeroHog on February 03, 2016, 03:42:29 PM: [flashback to 1978 - sitting with friends after 'partaking' listening to music...] (friend) "Hey! This station plays a lot of E.L.O. man. What station is this?" (Me, squints at stereo) "3. 1, 2 and 4 play a lot too!"
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It was an 8-track tape playing!
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Post by: Scout26 on February 03, 2016, 11:44:20 PM: IIRC, there were plans for a Boomhauer Murder Tour, but there were far too many dates, and not nearly enough venues....
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Post by: Nick1911 on February 03, 2016, 11:52:29 PM: Logistically, I must point out that it makes more sense to maintain a "People Boomhauer doesn't want to murder" group. Much shorter list that way.
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Post by: mtnbkr on February 04, 2016, 06:37:11 AM: Quote from: Nick1911 on February 03, 2016, 11:52:29 PM
Logistically, I must point out that it makes more sense to maintain a "People Boomhauer doesn't want to murder" group. Much shorter list that way.

Now THAT would be an exclusive and hard to join group.

Chris
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Post by: TechMan on February 04, 2016, 07:06:49 AM: Quote from: mtnbkr on February 04, 2016, 06:37:11 AM
Now THAT would be an exclusive and hard to join group.

Chris
Well I hope a majority of the APS members make into that group.
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Post by: tokugawa on February 04, 2016, 12:15:14 PM: When the workload gets too large for Boomhauer, he needs loyal assistants to fulfill his destiny...

"Minions to the fore!"
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Post by: TechMan on February 04, 2016, 02:53:29 PM: Quote from: tokugawa on February 04, 2016, 12:15:14 PM
When the workload gets too large for Boomhauer, he needs loyal assistants to fulfill his destiny...

"Minions to the fore!"

What if he slapped together his own Killdozer^TM?
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Post by: seeker_two on February 04, 2016, 02:56:20 PM: Hey! Can we get back to the OT?...

....What was the OT, anyway?
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Post by: Hawkmoon on February 04, 2016, 06:04:27 PM: Quote from: cassandra and sara's daddy on February 03, 2016, 02:36:26 PM
You would be amazed the folks,often poster kids for the effect, who deny it angrily.

"There are none so blind as those who will not see."
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Post by: Scout26 on February 04, 2016, 07:57:59 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on February 04, 2016, 06:04:27 PM
"There are none so blind as those who will not see... ...dude."

FTFY......
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Post by: BlueStarLizzard on February 04, 2016, 08:35:24 PM: I think what they are starting out with has some impact. I've known a few heavy pot smokers that were not particularly ditsy. They were certainly few and far between, but they do exist.
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Post by: Doggy Daddy on February 04, 2016, 10:42:57 PM: Quote from: adively on February 04, 2016, 02:53:29 PM
What if he slapped together his own Killdozer^TM?

Why do you assume that it does not already exist?
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Post by: Scout26 on February 04, 2016, 10:58:51 PM: I would bet on a small fleet of Killdozers^TM by now....
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Post by: dm1333 on February 05, 2016, 07:02:50 AM: Quote from: cassandra and sara's daddy on February 03, 2016, 02:36:26 PM
You would be amazed the folks,often poster kids for the effect, who deny it angrily.

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Not just that. I know plenty of Emerald Triangle residents who have their heads buried in the sand when it comes to the effects of diesel grows, the number of fires caused by indoor grows, the effect on the local economy (rent and home prices, not paying taxes, etc.) or who is behind a lot of these grows. But it's all good cuz pot is like natural maaaannnn!
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Post by: TechMan on February 05, 2016, 03:09:16 PM: Quote from: Doggy Daddy on February 04, 2016, 10:42:57 PM
Why do you assume that it does not already exist?

Well, my line of thinking was that he is busy in classes right now, so that puts a little crimp on the Killdozer^TM production process.
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Post by: Doggy Daddy on February 06, 2016, 04:47:02 PM: Quote from: adively on February 05, 2016, 03:09:16 PM
Well, my line of thinking was that he is busy in classes right now, so that puts a little crimp on the Killdozer^TM production process.

Or the classmates could be a source (possibly unwitting) of outsourced labor.