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Title: BS Bingo
Post by: 280plus on November 28, 2006, 06:08:49 AM
 Unfortunately the grid is not posting and I don't have time to fiddle around so just imagine a bingo board with the following "buzz" words instead of numbers. I'm pretty sure the testimonials at the end ARE BS:

United States Air Force BS Bingo
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!
 

How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULL****!!

 

Next Slide
 TDY
 By C.O.B
 Service

(Before Self)
 Bottom Line
 
Revisit
 Excellence
 Retention
 Out of the Loop
 Benchmark
 
Manpower
 Proactive
 Win-Win
 Challenge
 Professional
 
AEF
 Empower

[or] Empowerment
 Up The Chain

 
 Total Quality [or]

Quality Driven
 Touch Base
 
Mindset
 Integrity
 Ball Park
 Game Plan
 Ops Tempo
 

 

Testimonials from satisfied players:

"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won."   -SSgt Jack W. - Pentagon

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."   -Maj. David D. - Eglin AFB

"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me."   -MSgt Bill R - Sheppard AFB

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box." -Gen. Ben G. - AFSPC

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bull****' for the third time in 2 hours."   -CMS Kathy L. - AMC

Title: Re: BS Bingo
Post by: Car Knocker on November 28, 2006, 07:38:36 AM
Grid can be seen here:
http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/