Armed Polite Society

Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Preacherman on November 29, 2006, 06:07:50 PM

Title: As my buddy Lawdog would say, <gigglesnort!>
Post by: Preacherman on November 29, 2006, 06:07:50 PM

Received in two separate e-mails from buddies today:

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If it should happen that your wife is watching a chick flick called "Station Agent", which is described as, "A friendly man and a tormented woman try to befriend an anti-social dwarf who inherited a train depot", and it gets to the part where the triad is sharing their emotions, do not say, "What this disaster needs is a good gun fight right here."

Trust me on this.

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The definition of Political Correctness:

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

 

Title: Re: As my buddy Lawdog would say, <gigglesnort!>
Post by: grampster on November 29, 2006, 06:22:26 PM

Padre, and with a "sigh" thrown in for good measure.   

Title: Re: As my buddy Lawdog would say, <gigglesnort!>
Post by: cosine on November 29, 2006, 07:56:37 PM

I ran across that definition of PCness on another forum today. Pretty funny. 

Title: Re: As my buddy Lawdog would say, <gigglesnort!>
Post by: Antibubba on November 29, 2006, 09:19:06 PM

My favorite is: Political Correctness means always having to say you're sorry.   

Title: Re: As my buddy Lawdog would say, <gigglesnort!>
Post by: 280plus on November 30, 2006, 02:28:52 AM

I'm not so sure there's all that much of a minority concerned in that definition. Given the last two elections I'd say it's about half.