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Title: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2016, 10:12:17 AM
The dang hipsters have discovered MREs. I predict prices will go up. Luckily I generally just resupply every five or so years, so maybe the fad will expire by then.  :laugh:

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/05/05/k-rations-meet-fear-factor-online-groups-sample-review-mres-from-wwii-to/?intcmp=hpbt4
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: roo_ster on May 05, 2016, 10:17:34 AM
The dang hipsters have discovered MREs. I predict prices will go up. Luckily I generally just resupply every five or so years, so maybe the fad will expire by then.  :laugh:

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/05/05/k-rations-meet-fear-factor-online-groups-sample-review-mres-from-wwii-to/?intcmp=hpbt4

The odor combination/conflagration of patchouli+MREshitz is something I contemplate with horror.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: K Frame on May 05, 2016, 11:33:47 AM
The MREinfo.com site is really interesting. Going to look at that one in depth later on.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2016, 12:24:28 PM
The MREinfo.com site is really interesting. Going to look at that one in depth later on.

It's a great site. I use their reviews to pick my MREs.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 05, 2016, 12:48:49 PM
The odor combination/conflagration of patchouli+MREshitz is something I contemplate with horror.

 :facepalm:
See my earlier comments about "hipster-neocon," and words that have lost all definition.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: brimic on May 05, 2016, 01:14:05 PM
I can't wait to see the snivel-fight over who has the most authentic MREs, followed by one of them doing an 'unboxing' of some 80 year old K-rations.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: HeroHog on May 05, 2016, 02:03:10 PM
Back in my EARLY teens we ate C-Rats on the deer stands...
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2016, 02:07:38 PM
:facepalm:
See my earlier comments about "hipster-neocon," and words that have lost all definition.

Yeah, I don't think anyone who uses patchouli would be caught dead anywhere near an MRE.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 05, 2016, 02:18:57 PM
"These beef frankfurters have a quite superior mouthfeel."
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on May 05, 2016, 02:31:40 PM
"These beef frankfurters have a quite superior mouthfeel."
[barf]
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Scout26 on May 05, 2016, 03:52:24 PM
One of the few advantages MP's had over other units were we were on Separate Rats since we work 24 hour shifts and our soldiers weren't always able to make it to the mess hall for meals.  and when we were out in the field, we're constantly out on patrols the various MSR's we could always find an Imbiß.  Most MRE's were either thrown away or returned to garrison un-eaten. 
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 05, 2016, 03:55:02 PM
While the cheese and crackers aren't bad, MRE's are not something that classify as something I want to eat.

Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.  :P
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: 41magsnub on May 05, 2016, 03:56:53 PM
While the cheese and crackers aren't bad, MRE's are not something that classify as something I want to eat.

Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.  :P

The old crackers were great, especially with cheese.  That off tasting wheat bread in them now is terrible.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 05, 2016, 04:01:11 PM
The old crackers were great, especially with cheese.  That off tasting wheat bread in them now is terrible.

I haven't had one since the mid 90's, so I wouldn't know.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: brimic on May 05, 2016, 04:32:23 PM
While the cheese and crackers aren't bad, MRE's are not something that classify as something I want to eat.

Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.  :P


 :rofl:
Maybe he was just looking out for your nutritional needs.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: charby on May 05, 2016, 04:34:18 PM
Good they can have them, much tastier choices out there.

Hopefully they don't discover chef-boy-ardee.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 05, 2016, 04:38:06 PM

 :rofl:
Maybe he was just looking out for your nutritional needs.

In all fairness, me and Pary were pretty rough to handle. You never met two wilder girl children and poor Hussan got the bulk of parental oversight since my parents smartly dictated that Pary could only stay over during summer, when they could stick us outside, in a tent.

Then again, my parents were the ones who ended up doing the camping trips...
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: dogmush on May 05, 2016, 05:55:30 PM
Psssst!  Hipster! Come here.   Wanna know how to get MRE's for FREE!!!?  Just sign right there,and I'll hook you up.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: KD5NRH on May 05, 2016, 06:24:11 PM
Also, single fathers who think their little girl and her BFF, who is staying the night, should be given MRE's for dinner are kind of jerks.

It depends; did he also have you out on patrols all night?
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Scout26 on May 05, 2016, 07:06:50 PM
My first drill in the reserves in the fall of 1983, I was issued a C-Rat from either 1951 or 1953, I disremember the exact date, but it was from the Korean War and more than 30 years old.   It was slightly off-putting, and my fellow soldiers had me open the tins in mine first, kind of a right of passage, as I had been issued MRE's in Basic and hadn't had a C-Rat before.  The original MRE's weren't all that hot either.


Is it wrong that I hope they get some dented cans, and that botulism wipes them out ?
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: never_retreat on May 05, 2016, 08:58:07 PM
I have a couple of cases laying around, I've been trying to eat through them because some were pushing 5 years old.
They all have been edible but I hate that cheese spread. I really don't like anything with a fake cheese flavor so thats just me.
I usually take them to work and eat them for lunch. One of the guys I work with has the same overstock problem, so we do it as an mre lunch day and compare notes.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on May 05, 2016, 09:02:15 PM
It depends; did he also have you out on patrols all night?

No. He just threw the food at us and hid in his room until dawn.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Fitz on May 05, 2016, 09:11:13 PM
I have a few cases. maybe I can drop them on some hipster site and make some cash
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 05, 2016, 09:14:35 PM
I have a few cases. maybe I can drop them on some hipster

FIFY.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: French G. on May 05, 2016, 09:37:58 PM
I like most MREs. Just don't put an omelet in a bag. I miss the old ones some, get into those as a kid since BiL was 1st Armored.  I liked the old crackers, the freeze dried fruit,and believe it or not, the freeze dried pork patty.  Still looking for more Italian field rations. The one I had was pretty great.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: K Frame on May 05, 2016, 09:59:15 PM
The pork patty?

Holy hell, that was Satan in a bag...
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 05, 2016, 10:48:06 PM
...freeze dried fruit... 


Loved the strawberries.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Fly320s on May 06, 2016, 07:08:16 AM
The pork patty?

Holy hell, that was Satan in a bag...

I couldn't agree more.  The first MRE I ever ate was the pork patty and I didn't have any hot water for it so I had to eat it straight from the bag.  It was horrible. 
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Mannlicher on May 06, 2016, 10:13:57 AM
stored properly, and rotated FIFO, MREs are worth having around.  They make a great lunch when camping or hiking.   I buy the components, and put together my own choices in baggies.   
Something like this
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi626.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt349%2FKnocky%2F2016%2520First%2520Half%2FMRE_zpsvq5xvh0l.jpg&hash=c0e4505fb54c2b1b20cd857169570eba3e2f8e6f) (http://s626.photobucket.com/user/Knocky/media/2016%20First%20Half/MRE_zpsvq5xvh0l.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 06, 2016, 10:31:22 AM
stored properly, and rotated FIFO, MREs are worth having around.  They make a great lunch when camping or hiking.   I buy the components, and put together my own choices in baggies.   


You're such a hipster...
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: HeroHog on May 06, 2016, 11:30:02 AM
The C-Rats we were eating were eaten back in the late 60s/early 70s at the latest so they were fairly "fresh."
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: HeroHog on May 06, 2016, 11:31:46 AM
YouTube has a guy who's channel is all about finding, collecting, reviewing and taste-testing C/K/MREs. Interesting watching.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: HeroHog on May 06, 2016, 11:34:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVO8smkZKPU&ab_channel=Steve1989MREinfo

"The oldest peanut butter ever eaten" The guy is certifiable. God only knows how much money he spends getting these things only to ruin the collector value eating stuff that could KILL him!
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Mannlicher on May 06, 2016, 12:54:15 PM

You're such a hipster...

and you continue to be almost beyond belief.   :)
Title: Re: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: seeker_two on May 06, 2016, 02:14:50 PM
"These beef frankfurters have a quite superior mouthfeel."
That's what she said.....
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Pb on May 06, 2016, 02:32:20 PM
My dad has a Vietnam MRE in his trunk of memorabilia.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 06, 2016, 03:16:33 PM
My dad has a Vietnam MRE in his trunk of memorabilia.

 =|
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: K Frame on May 06, 2016, 04:20:48 PM

Loved the strawberries.

My absolute favorites were the peaches.
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Regolith on May 06, 2016, 08:15:49 PM
My dad has a Vietnam MRE in his trunk of memorabilia.

Which dimension does your dad hail from?
Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: AJ Dual on May 06, 2016, 09:23:48 PM
Which dimension does your dad hail from?

IIRC he's from Earth #2145, at least going by the Heisenberg quantum-parallel index.

Pretty close to ours up until 1939 where it split off, Vichy France, aided with the Merovingian ascendency went full on Nazi, and held out in their colonies until 1963, and Mao wound up fighting along Chang Kai Shek, and the nationalists. We broke the codes in time, and met Yamato full-on in the Pacific, instead of being waylaid in Pearl Harbor. But lost Midway, and wound up using Little Boy on the Philippines, and then Fat Man on Tokyo.



Title: Re: Crap, Apparently the Hipsters Have Discovered MREs
Post by: Regolith on May 07, 2016, 12:45:41 AM
IIRC he's from Earth #2145, at least going by the Heisenberg quantum-parallel index.

Interesting that it uses the date MREs are issued as a tracking method.  :rofl: