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Title: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Balog on August 19, 2016, 01:40:08 PM: http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/28505/

I'm so glad the USDA is dealing with the real problems facing agriculture.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: wmenorr67 on August 19, 2016, 01:56:14 PM: I really don't care what the sexual orientation of the farmer(s) is/are that is responsible for supplying me with food, beverage, and otherwise.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on August 19, 2016, 02:05:59 PM: Wait, you can farm lesbians?
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Firethorn on August 19, 2016, 02:19:10 PM: Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on August 19, 2016, 02:05:59 PM
Wait, you can farm lesbians?

I am interested in this product. ;)
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: wmenorr67 on August 19, 2016, 02:28:46 PM: Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on August 19, 2016, 02:05:59 PM
Wait, you can farm lesbians?

They can be pl.....never mind......
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: MillCreek on August 19, 2016, 03:37:22 PM: Does this somehow tie in with the demise of deep plowing?
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 19, 2016, 03:40:57 PM: New meaning to "cucumber ranch".
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: wmenorr67 on August 19, 2016, 03:41:40 PM: Quote from: MillCreek on August 19, 2016, 03:37:22 PM
Does this somehow tie in with the demise of deep plowing?

See I stopped before I went there.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: MillCreek on August 19, 2016, 04:49:24 PM: Quote from: wmenorr67 on August 19, 2016, 03:41:40 PM
See I stopped before I went there.

I just carried it over the goal line for you. You did the big throw.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: lupinus on August 19, 2016, 05:48:23 PM: Quote from: MillCreek on August 19, 2016, 03:37:22 PM
Does this somehow tie in with the demise of deep plowing?
No, it just requires some extra equipment and strapping.

Sent from my iPhone. Freaking autocorrect.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Hawkmoon on August 19, 2016, 05:57:30 PM: Total misuse of government funds. Promoting deviant sexual lifestyles is NOT within the charter of the USDA.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: lupinus on August 19, 2016, 06:00:04 PM: Quote from: Hawkmoon on August 19, 2016, 05:57:30 PM
Total misuse of government funds. Promoting deviant sexual lifestyles is NOT within the charter of the USDA.
Since when has that every stopped the government?
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Scout26 on August 19, 2016, 07:47:47 PM: Just make sure you get the newer Gentically Modified/Enhanced ones. The older ones tend to be fatter and don't have any plate appeal for most peoples tastes....
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 19, 2016, 08:47:03 PM: I think all this may be a solution for that pair of homosexual women who are suing over fertility treatments. Some time on the farm might help them figure out what they're doing wrong in the baby-making department.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Hawkmoon on August 19, 2016, 09:53:34 PM: Quote from: fistful on August 19, 2016, 08:47:03 PM
I think all this may be a solution for that pair of homosexual women who are suing over fertility treatments. Some time on the farm might help them figure out what they're doing wrong in the baby-making department.

I am SOOOOOO not going there ...
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 19, 2016, 10:06:16 PM: Wherever you're not going, I won't either. I just thought they might be enlightened by the example.
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: Tuco on August 20, 2016, 09:22:49 AM: Quote from: fistful on August 19, 2016, 10:06:16 PM
Wherever you're not going, I won't either. I just thought they might be enlightened by the example.

Overheard down on the funky farm ---"I never saw the cows do THAT!"
Title: Re: Your tax dollars at work: lesbian farmer edition
Post by: brimic on August 20, 2016, 11:25:51 AM: So are lesbian dairy farms exploiting cis-male bull rape of cows? >:D