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Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: cosine on December 12, 2006, 12:23:24 PM

I normally don't post old jokes here unlike some other members (*cough* 280plus *cough*   ... sorry  ), but I decided to share one of my all-time Christmas favorites.

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA:
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and . . .

PARANOID:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better start again)

AGORAPHOBIA:
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave my House

SENILE DEMENTIA:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from my House in my Slippers and Robe

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER:
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I sit here and Hyperventilate

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on December 12, 2006, 01:56:56 PM

Is it wrong that I laughed at those?


 

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: cosine on December 12, 2006, 05:06:02 PM

Yeah, after I posted them I had a second thought about it. I understand that there really are people with disorders, and they can be great trials and difficulties. I do feel for those people and wish them well.

What I posted are just jokes, and I just meant for the humor in them to be separated from the real problems those personality disorders present to people with them. My previous post should not be construed to mean that I wish to make fun of those people with real personality disorders and who struggle with them everyday, because I most certainly do not want to.

Apologies to those who may have been offended.

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on December 13, 2006, 12:22:06 PM

Well, cosine, I understand your apology.  Hopefully you didn't think I meant I was offended by those by my post in reply (but I guess you may have gotten 1 or 10 pm's on the topic).  I have transported just about every one of those listed in your post, and if I didn't laugh, I'd be one of them.  So I, at least, appreciated the humor.  Even if I did feel a small twinge of guilt about laughing.

Nope.  There it went.  Twinge disappeared......

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: Antibubba on December 13, 2006, 08:40:22 PM

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SENILE DEMENTIA:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from my House in my Slippers and Robe

I know it's sick, but that cracks me up.

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: Sylvilagus Aquaticus on December 13, 2006, 09:49:24 PM

Why apologize? Shortly after you posted it I plagarized it and copied and pasted it to nearly my entire address book....

So far the response has been overwhelmingly positive.

Thanks for making my Christmas card for me.

Regards,
Rabbit.

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: Harold Tuttle on December 14, 2006, 03:54:11 AM

what about:

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER:
Dashing through the snow, in a one horse... oh, look a rabbit

Title: Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on December 14, 2006, 07:33:33 AM

Quote from: Harold Tuttle, AYBABTU on December 14, 2006, 02:54:11 AM

what about:

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER:
Dashing through the snow, in a one horse... oh, look a rabbit

Now THAT I laughed at completely guilt free!!!!