Post by: mtnbkr on December 12, 2006, 02:00:51 PM
Chris
Post by: MillCreek on December 12, 2006, 02:51:25 PM
Post by: Northwoods on December 12, 2006, 04:27:55 PM
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 12, 2006, 05:08:24 PM
I distinctly remember seeing pictures of Mike's nemesis over a year ago and that one, the real one, was nowhere near so big and grown up!
This larger, just as pretty, but obviously later model, nemesis is a fraud!
Post by: cosine on December 12, 2006, 05:09:31 PM
I call shenanigans!
I distinctly remember seeing pictures of Mike's nemesis over a year ago and that one, the real one, was nowhere near so big and grown up!
This larger, just as pretty, but obviously later model, nemesis is a fraud!
I distinctly remember seeing pictures of Mike's nemesis over a year ago and that one, the real one, was nowhere near so big and grown up!
This larger, just as pretty, but obviously later model, nemesis is a fraud!
^^^
Very cute kid, mtnbkr!
Post by: grampster on December 12, 2006, 07:04:55 PM
A beautiful young lady, mtnbkr. I think it's time to go to the gun safe and break out the photo albums and Swmbo and I can relive the dim past.
Post by: Strings on December 12, 2006, 07:12:56 PM
Practice nunchucks, baseball bats, Nerf guns... things like that. And a couple cases of Kleenex for Mike...
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 12, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Post by: K Frame on December 12, 2006, 09:09:07 PM
Sock 'em Boppers, the inflatable boxing gloves. I'd say she'd hit right about belt height... maybe a little below.
Don't laugh.
A couple of months ago the little monster came running up to me and did a forehead plant right in my crotch.
Got BOTH of them that time...
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 12, 2006, 10:49:36 PM
You say "Don't laugh" and then tell that story?!?
I'll get right on that...
Post by: Strings on December 12, 2006, 11:42:38 PM
Honest Mike... we feel your pain... no really...
*gigglesnort*
BTW: Spoon said we should include some ace bandages in that pack...
Post by: 280plus on December 13, 2006, 01:19:57 AM
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on December 13, 2006, 04:04:58 AM
Post by: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 05:30:44 AM
Don't let Mike lead you on, he brings much of it on himself. Abby is energetic and if you roughhouse with her, she plays right along. Ask him how often he comes over and swings her around by her arms or holds her upside down by her ankles (which she appears to enjoy based on the wild giggles).
The best part about this age (she's 3 now) is watching her learn and reason things out.
Ex-Ma, how old is yours? She's a cutie too.
Chris
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2006, 07:10:25 AM
Post by: Chris on December 13, 2006, 07:10:42 AM
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 13, 2006, 09:44:20 AM
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on December 13, 2006, 10:49:30 AM
Ex-Ma, how old is yours? She's a cutie too.
Chris
Mine just turned 2. Ah, yes, the terrible twos...she plays my wife like a fiddle. I just laugh and walk away. She tends not to pull that stuff with me, she doesn't win.
I'll tell you, after a day
You should see her lead my two dogs around the house. Funny stuff.
Post by: K Frame on December 13, 2006, 11:06:21 AM
I ain't scared of her.
[Yoda voice]
You will be.
Oh you will be.
[/Yoda voice]
Post by: K Frame on December 13, 2006, 11:12:38 AM
And, deep down, won't we all feel a bit of pity for the first boy that makes either of these beautiful young ladies cry with a broken heart?
Yes, for after her Father gets done with him, Uncle Muck will take over.
And there is no one quite so violent and cruel as the honary uncle brigade.
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2006, 11:32:12 AM
I ain't scared of her.
[Yoda voice]
You will be.
Oh you will be.
[/Yoda voice]
Does that mean you and Chris are inviting me over for barbecue so I can meet the little monster? Tell me when.
I'll be the one at the airport wearing the big padded suit and helmet.
Post by: K Frame on December 13, 2006, 11:46:48 AM
Protective armor wear not you must!
Face the monster unarmed you must!
[/yoda voice]
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2006, 11:50:34 AM
"Your pads - you will not need them."
Post by: grampster on December 13, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Post by: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 01:37:31 PM
Mtnbkr,
You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Damn fine idea. Do they come in toddler sizes? Seriously. Got a link?You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Chris
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 13, 2006, 02:41:27 PM
"I saw Irwin's bane!"
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 13, 2006, 04:00:35 PM
Here's Mtbkr's future son in law:
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on December 13, 2006, 05:03:14 PM
Mtnbkr,
You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Damn fine idea. Do they come in toddler sizes? Seriously. Got a link?You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Chris
Post by: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 05:26:56 PM
Chris
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 13, 2006, 05:37:48 PM
I'm gonna make one.
Chris
Chris
I just ordered one!
Post by: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 05:47:12 PM
Quote
Here's Mtbkr's future son in law:
He'll have to battle with Max and Nathan for that honor. BTW, according to Abby, "Max is a hottie". Yes, she really said that. I have no clue about his hand to hand or small arms skills though.
Chris
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 13, 2006, 06:37:56 PM
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 13, 2006, 08:40:27 PM
Mine is ages ahead on that hand to hand stuff
I dunno, his opponent looks like kind of a sissy...
Post by: Strings on December 13, 2006, 09:41:27 PM
$20 on any one of these kids taking the illustrious Carebear...
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 13, 2006, 10:11:54 PM
Post by: 280plus on December 14, 2006, 02:42:00 AM
Post by: Preacherman on December 14, 2006, 02:56:57 AM
http://store.titleboxing.com/gpp.html
Post by: K Frame on December 14, 2006, 03:21:30 AM
What you need to do is dress her up in the Kalashnikitty tee shirt and then wheel her around the local yuppie mart.
We live in Northern Virginia.
EVERY mart is the local yuppie mart.
Post by: 280plus on December 14, 2006, 03:36:40 AM
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 14, 2006, 03:42:34 AM
FYI, that's a video...funny to watch.
The skinny one is my brother....don't let his looks and hippy-smell fool you, he's no sissy.....high-school wrestler, amateur fighter, and he's injured himself more than anyone his age ever should.
Post by: K Frame on December 14, 2006, 04:54:23 AM
Could you send that same hour delivery, please?
I'm having dinner with them this evening.
I'm hoping, though, to bribe my way towards a clean bill of health this evening.
I got my little buddy this for Christmas:
She's a bit of a nut for Dora stuff right now, it would seem.
Please, God, let my offering be received favorably...
Post by: Matthew Carberry on December 14, 2006, 09:15:02 AM
She sees "bludgeon".
Post by: K Frame on December 14, 2006, 09:43:07 AM
You see "cute little wand".
She sees "bludgeon".
She sees "bludgeon".
Yeah, I thought of that...
Post by: 280plus on December 14, 2006, 11:47:52 AM
Post by: K Frame on December 15, 2006, 05:05:28 AM
I was quite surprised at how heavy it was.
I didn't get beaten too badly last night, so I guess my offering was received favorably.
Mostly I got walked on and used as a big puffy chair.