Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Scout26 on October 28, 2016, 01:00:11 AM
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Hi Everyone,
One of our own, Monkeyleg, has been diagnosed with leukemia. The good news is that it can be treated and he can get a Bone Marrow transplant, and has insurance that will cover the cost.
The bad news is that he needs a caregiver with him for several months after that, and insurance doesn't cover that cost. (Approx $24,000)
The worse news is that he's a hard-headed SOB who doesn't want to accept any charity.
So in light of that, you will not send him a donation. What you can do ask for his autograph. He can and WILL sell that to you.
So what you can do is send Dick what you can afford via Snail Mail. Make sure you enclose a SASE, and whatever scrap of paper you wish him to sign so that you can cherish it forever (or use it to line a birdcage, your call. :P) to:
Shut Up and Take My Money
2309 Galahad Drive SW
Decatur, AL 35603
In fact, if you wish. Print out the below meme and send him that to sign. It's what I'm going to send him.
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhd.wallpaperswide.com%2Fthumbs%2Fshut_up_and_take_my_money-t2.jpg&hash=33a32b1116a555f2996f5f856080f776b783d770)
And Dick. I want you to make mine out to: "Dave, You're an *expletive deleted*hole. Dick" :-* :-* :-*
P.S. Don't post what you sent, if anything. I don't care, nor does anyone need to know. Also if you could spread this around, I'll be posting this on FB as well.
P.S.S. And Monkeyleg. Don't disappear this post. I'll reappear it. :P
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Hell we can do it for free if you would just volunteer to move in with him.
Save us all some money....... :rofl:
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Can we send him fistful?
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Can we send him fistful?
I second the motion.
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Can we send him fistful?
He is a germophobe and that would be a good thing for Dick.
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Can I pay him not to sign anything?
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Oh, yes. This thread is right next to the current eat a bag of male genitalia (http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=53039.0) thread. =D