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Title: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Ben on March 08, 2017, 03:17:07 PM
Just wondering which of you is in the picture participating in "Day without a woman"...  =D

http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/03/08/perfection-vogue-mags-lesson-for-woke-men-on-daywithoutawoman-is-mock-tastic/
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Fly320s on March 08, 2017, 04:01:25 PM
I was awoke this morning after the coffee kicked in.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 08, 2017, 04:29:26 PM
I was awoke this morning after the coffee kicked in.


But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?

Personally, I man-splained to my woman that she was not allowed to take the day off, and if she did, she'd get a more severe beating than usual. Gotta keep 'em in line, I say.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Scout26 on March 08, 2017, 04:32:39 PM
Housekeeper doesn't show until tomorrow, so I'll be without a woman until noon tomorrow.

So should I have refused to do the taxes of any woman that came in today ??   Was I supposed to tell them that they "are empowered to do it your damn selves"?  

Inquiring minds want to know what the PC answer is ??
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: MechAg94 on March 08, 2017, 04:34:32 PM
Does getting a hamburger combo from a woman at lunch count as being served a sandwich? 
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Fly320s on March 08, 2017, 04:42:55 PM
But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?

I did have a woman make it for me.  In California even.  And a croissant.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 08, 2017, 04:47:30 PM
Or boyfriend
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Fly320s on March 08, 2017, 06:05:55 PM
Or boyfriend

I have neither a husband or boyfriend.  Whatever shall I do?
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 08, 2017, 06:10:46 PM
My wife died on January 30, 2014. My home has been without its woman for three years, thirty-six days, and six hours.

What's another day more or less?
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Andiron on March 08, 2017, 07:23:48 PM
My wife died on January 30, 2014. My home has been without its woman for three years, thirty-six days, and six hours.

What's another day more or less?

That's the saddest thing I've read on the interwebz in a while.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Ben on March 09, 2017, 10:36:04 AM
What Dana Loesch did for "day without a woman"  :laugh:

http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/03/09/dana-loeschs-shirt-wins-international-womens-day/
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: cordex on March 09, 2017, 01:42:22 PM
What Dana Loesch did for "day without a woman"  :laugh:

http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/03/09/dana-loeschs-shirt-wins-international-womens-day/
400 bad request?

Seems like 404 would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: wmenorr67 on March 09, 2017, 02:14:29 PM
.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: grampster on March 09, 2017, 02:15:06 PM
If we white ma...wait, all males decided to take a day off the country would collapse.  Tell them wimminz to get back tending the childrens and into the kitchen where they belong and make me a sammich, dammit.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 09, 2017, 03:13:57 PM
If we white ma...wait, all males decided to take a day off...


You mean, like the first day of firearm season every year?
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Northwoods on March 09, 2017, 09:33:34 PM

But how did you have coffee without a woman to make it for you?

As a Christian I would've thought you knew the Bible specifies making coffee is the man's job.  There's a whole book dedicated to that.
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Fly320s on March 09, 2017, 09:57:20 PM
The book of joe?
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Northwoods on March 09, 2017, 10:03:16 PM
Hebrews
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 09, 2017, 10:24:52 PM
Hebrews

 :facepalm:  [ar15]  :rofl:
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Doggy Daddy on March 10, 2017, 09:13:05 PM
Hebrews

Dude!
That rocks!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Any "Woke" Men Here?
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 10, 2017, 11:52:33 PM
As a Christian I would've thought you knew the Bible specifies making coffee is the man's job.  There's a whole book dedicated to that.


As a Christian, I heard that joke years ago.

Some people around here clearly haven't been to church in a while, the heathen wastrels.  :P