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Title: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Scout26 on June 17, 2017, 12:33:12 AM
Hi !!!

We're glad you're here and checking us out.  And we'd like you to join us. Something brought you here to us, and we hope that you found it.  And if you've poked around here a bit, you can see that we have a diverse array of talents, experiences, and skills.  All of which we are more than willing to share.  And if you stick your head into politics, you'll also discover that we have a wide range of opinions and ideals.  All of which we welcome here.

So what we're asking is that you join us.  And it's quite simple.  Register for an account and start posting.  It may seem intimidating at first, as most here have been around for a while.  But, I can assure you that everyone has had their shots, and that while some may growl on occasion, they don't bite.

So, jump right in and throw your $.02 out here.  It's always interesting !!!




(And if all 111 of your are with the DIANSACIAFBIKGBGRUMI6Stasi, etc:   :P :P :P :P :P)
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Scout26 on June 17, 2017, 12:35:10 AM
And to the 112th guest that just showed up, you're welcome to join also. ;)
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: RocketMan on June 17, 2017, 12:36:45 AM
I just showed up a minute ago.  Do I get to stay?
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Scout26 on June 17, 2017, 12:42:05 AM
I just showed up a minute ago.  Do I get to stay?

We passed around the bag.....It was filled with blackballs, except for one, and Fistful wrote his name on it.  So, as usual it's his fault that you get to stay...
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: HeroHog on June 17, 2017, 12:58:24 AM
I'd have ta put my teef in ta bite ya but I'll gum the tar outta ya!  :old:
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 17, 2017, 02:05:31 AM
Why do the newbs get a special thread? Some of us have been here for years. Where's our thread?  :'(
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: wmenorr67 on June 17, 2017, 05:31:35 AM
Why do the newbs get a special thread? Some of us have been here for years. Where's our thread?  :'(

You know damn well good where that one is.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: lee n. field on June 17, 2017, 10:34:40 AM
Hi !!!

We're glad you're here and checking us out.  And we'd like you to join us. Something brought you here to us, and we hope that you found it.  And if you've poked around here a bit, you can see that we have a diverse array of talents, experiences, and skills.  All of which we are more than willing to share.  And if you stick your head into politics, you'll also discover that we have a wide range of opinions and ideals.  All of which we welcome here.

So what we're asking is that you join us.  And it's quite simple.  Register for an account and start posting.  It may seem intimidating at first, as most here have been around for a while.  But, I can assure you that everyone has had their shots, and that while some may growl on occasion, they don't bite.

I might pee on someone's ankle. 
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Ben on June 17, 2017, 10:37:02 AM
I think we established a while back that a large number of those guests are robots, so are we saying we want to invite the terminator to our party?  =D
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Phyphor on June 17, 2017, 11:17:10 AM
We have enough IT skills between all of us that inviting Terminators to our party could be *hilarious...* ...Or fatal, probably both.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 17, 2017, 01:54:12 PM
Those that aren't robots are probably put off by the OP's name.

Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: 230RN on June 17, 2017, 04:08:58 PM
Hi !!!

We're glad you're here and checking us out.  And we'd like you to join us. Something brought you here to us, and we hope that you found it.  And if you've poked around here a bit, you can see that we have a diverse array of talents, experiences, and skills.  All of which we are more than willing to share.  And if you stick your head into politics, you'll also discover that we have a wide range of opinions and ideals.  All of which we welcome here.

So what we're asking is that you join us.  And it's quite simple.  Register for an account and start posting.  It may seem intimidating at first, as most here have been around for a while.  But, I can assure you that everyone has had their shots, and that while some may growl on occasion, they don't bite.

So, jump right in and throw your $.02 out here.  It's always interesting !!!




(And if all 111 of your are with the DIANSACIAFBIKGBGRUMI6Stasi, etc:   :P :P :P :P :P)

I want my US$0.02 back.  
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: TechMan on June 18, 2017, 05:19:48 AM
We have enough IT skills between all of us that inviting Terminators to our party could be *hilarious...* ...Or fatal, probably both.



Here, hold my beer and watch this....
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Northwoods on June 20, 2017, 01:27:02 AM
I might pee on someone's ankle. 

Besides your own?
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: MechAg94 on June 20, 2017, 02:44:57 PM
We have enough IT skills between all of us that inviting Terminators to our party could be *hilarious...* ...Or fatal, probably both.

Have a "what caliber for terminator's party".  They never really answered that in the movies.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Scout26 on June 21, 2017, 02:55:26 PM
I want my US$0.02 back.  

Do you have a receipt??  No refunds, returns, or exchanges without a receipt.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 21, 2017, 03:34:46 PM
Do you have a receipt??  No refunds, returns, or exchanges without a receipt.

Don't forget to charge him for re-stocking.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: 230RN on June 21, 2017, 03:48:43 PM
^, ^^  :rofl:

So you owe me US$0.018, deducting the 10% restocking fee of 20 USmills.

Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Scout26 on June 21, 2017, 05:49:21 PM
^, ^^  :rofl:

So you owe me US$0.018, deducting the 10% restocking fee of 20 USmills.



Re-read the fine print. 
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Restocking fee is 10% OR $5.00 which ever is greater.


 :P :P :P
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Brad Johnson on June 21, 2017, 06:13:42 PM
Isn't there also a shipping and handling fee?

Brad
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: 230RN on June 21, 2017, 09:42:16 PM
I thought the contract was, you refund my US$0.02.

Unilateral post hoc modifications to the contract require mutual agreement.

Whaddaya think, you're my bank, which constantly sends "updates" to our original agreement?

Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Scout26 on June 21, 2017, 10:08:25 PM
I thought the contract was, you refund my US$0.02.

Unilateral post hoc modifications to the contract require mutual agreement.

Whaddaya think, you're my bank, which constantly sends "updates" to our original agreement?


Watch it or we'll send Monkeyleg to repo your moccasins...
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: fifth_column on June 22, 2017, 01:02:40 PM
So, jump right in and throw your $.02 out here.  It's always interesting !!!


I don't think it worked . . . .
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: RocketMan on June 22, 2017, 05:13:21 PM
Nope, it didn't work.  There are 125 guests now.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 22, 2017, 07:00:27 PM
Don't tell them about our cache of weapons, or the other thing.
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: HeroHog on June 22, 2017, 07:22:24 PM
We don't mess with Det Cord. Nope! No Det Cord here. 
Title: Re: To our 111 Guests currently lurking:
Post by: 230RN on June 22, 2017, 07:33:36 PM
Shhh.... we call it bangstring now.  Didn't you get the memo?