Post by: Preacherman on January 08, 2007, 08:40:06 AM
My results:
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Your exact opposite: The Hornivore
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Your exact opposite: The Hornivore
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Post by: Twycross on January 08, 2007, 09:39:44 AM
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 08, 2007, 09:44:54 AM
Always Avoid: The Peach
Consider: The Playstation
Post by: Balog on January 08, 2007, 11:14:10 AM
Post by: crt360 on January 08, 2007, 11:58:22 AM
On avoiding the "Battleaxe," what exactly is their definition? I'm picturing Aunt Esther from Sanford & Son.
Post by: Ben on January 08, 2007, 12:19:16 PM
They forgot to include "remorseless Harridan" as a type to avoid, which I failed to do in a relationship that recently ended.
Post by: charby on January 08, 2007, 12:33:39 PM
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
Post by: TMM on January 08, 2007, 01:01:26 PM
The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)
Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.
Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach
CONSIDER: The Playstation
Post by: Lee on January 08, 2007, 01:25:32 PM
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)
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Post by: Fjolnirsson on January 08, 2007, 06:48:16 PM
Your results are in!
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all *expletive deleted*ing costs.
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 09, 2007, 01:20:12 AM
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
What about now?
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure
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Post by: DrAmazon on January 09, 2007, 06:11:55 AM
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)
Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.
People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.
Your exact opposite:
The Nurse
Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Poolboy
CONSIDER: The False Messiah, someone just like you.
Post by: crt360 on January 09, 2007, 07:10:51 AM
Post by: DrAmazon on January 09, 2007, 09:58:29 AM
I won't hurt you, unless you're within reach of a chucked Yuengling bottle (Heineken-yuk)
I'm going to make my boyfriend take quiz and see what happens.
Post by: pluvo on January 09, 2007, 11:32:15 AM
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
* Huh, I kinda thought I'd end up a little colser to the other end of the scale.
Post by: BakerMikeRomeo on January 09, 2007, 12:04:42 PM
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The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)
Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.
You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)
Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.
You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
Eh..
~GnSx
Post by: Parker Dean on January 09, 2007, 01:51:38 PM
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More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
Bwahahaha! Zing!
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on January 09, 2007, 03:15:57 PM
Post by: stevelyn on January 09, 2007, 07:04:02 PM
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)
People believe in you and then you send them to hell.
Behold, the False Messiah.
You're usually a very kind person, and contientious too.
Socially you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. In intimate relationships you're a capable, responsive and experienced lover. Outside the box however, you run into trouble.
Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationship are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first using all the tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she is all covered in soup, you withhold true napkins of committment. What's that all about? We should have called you the False Waiter.
You're looking for love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite and doesn't mind uncertainty.
Your exact opposite: The Pool Boy
Flee: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper
Pursue: The Stilleto, The Peach, The Nymph
Descrbes me to a T.
Post by: CAnnoneer on January 17, 2007, 10:18:16 PM
Post by: Moondoggie on January 18, 2007, 07:23:37 AM