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Title: Santa Claus is dead
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 04, 2017, 12:53:38 PM
Sorry kids, but Santa's dead, and we have proof.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/04/turkish-archaeologists-believe-have-discovered-santa-clauss/

Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Santa Claus is dead
Post by: Ben on October 04, 2017, 01:42:48 PM

Merry Christmas.

Can't this wait until after Halloween?!?  :P
Title: Re: Santa Claus is dead
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on October 04, 2017, 02:00:17 PM
Can't this wait until after Halloween?!?  :P

Actually, the timing is perfect for Bogie. Now he has the perfect set up for a great Halloween costume.

Zombie Santa.
Title: Re: Santa Claus is dead
Post by: French G. on October 04, 2017, 07:47:21 PM
I saw an icon in an Antalya museum that featured a relic of old St. Nick's jawbone. Wish I could find the picture to traumatize the kid.