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Title: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2017, 12:01:06 PM
Yo. Happy Columbus Day.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: TommyGunn on October 09, 2017, 12:18:13 PM
You mean "Indigenous Persons Day."    :angel:
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: K Frame on October 09, 2017, 12:26:22 PM
I think they should rename it Gift Blanket Day.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: HankB on October 09, 2017, 01:04:02 PM
You mean "Indigenous Persons Day."    :angel:
Yes, by all means we should honor stone-age people who practiced kidnapping, slavery, and human sacrifice, cutting the hearts out of living victims and having their shamans perform blood rituals including washing their hair and dipping their fingers in the blood of their victims.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: K Frame on October 09, 2017, 01:05:10 PM
Yes, by all means we should honor stone-age people who practiced kidnapping, slavery, and human sacrifice, cutting the hearts out of living victims and having their shamans perform blood rituals including washing their hair and dipping their fingers in the blood of their victims.

But they were noble!
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: charby on October 09, 2017, 01:36:45 PM
Yes, by all means we should honor stone-age people who practiced kidnapping, slavery, and human sacrifice, cutting the hearts out of living victims and having their shamans perform blood rituals including washing their hair and dipping their fingers in the blood of their victims.

Doesn't sound all that bad, let's return to it.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2017, 01:45:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN436nvUrDg
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 09, 2017, 01:52:05 PM
Doesn't sound all that bad, let's return to it.

Okay.

You can be the first sacrifice.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: slugcatcher on October 09, 2017, 02:05:38 PM
Okay.

You can be the first sacrifice.


Nope.  I'm not dipping anything of mine in an admin's blood. You don't know where those people have been.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: RevDisk on October 09, 2017, 02:31:37 PM
Yes, by all means we should honor stone-age people who practiced kidnapping, slavery, and human sacrifice, cutting the hearts out of living victims and having their shamans perform blood rituals including washing their hair and dipping their fingers in the blood of their victims.

Well, of course we should. Who doesn't properly honor Odin, the All-Father? Slayer of Ymir, He who gave the gift of life to the first two humans Ask and Embla. He who will lead the Einherjar into battle at Ragnarök, when the gods battle with the invaders, the Jötunn. Not just ice giants, but all the beautiful and horrible inhabitants of Jötunheimr.

Who or what else could lead the Gods against the Jötunn? Ok, sure, the rituals can get a bit messy, that is a valid point. These days you have to go full Dexter to make sure you're not catching Hep XYZ
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: AJ Dual on October 09, 2017, 02:35:01 PM
Here's something fun...
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Ben on October 09, 2017, 03:26:24 PM
I read that there was supposed to be some knd of coordinated national attack of Columbus statues and memorials by antifa today. Anyone hear anything?
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Unisaw on October 09, 2017, 03:45:16 PM
Apparently, a statue of Christopher Columbus was defaced (repeatedly) in Chicago.

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/10/09/christopher-columbus-statue-in-little-italy-defaced-again-on-columbus-day/
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: charby on October 09, 2017, 04:37:36 PM
Okay.

You can be the first sacrifice.


I'm mean enough I'm pretty sure I won't be the first sacrifice. I think the socially conscious folk would be the first to get tossed into the volcano.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Andiron on October 09, 2017, 07:10:00 PM
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/dlubkmvuqaazipx.jpg
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 09, 2017, 11:02:47 PM
I was going to try being politically correct, but saying "Happy Evil Capitalist Explorer Oppressor of the Masses Day" was just too much trouble, so I went with what I know.

Happy Columbus day.
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Scout26 on October 10, 2017, 10:31:48 AM
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/dlubkmvuqaazipx.jpg

He forgot the "P.S. Enjoy your smallpox."

IIRC, Columbus Day was started in Chicago to get the Italian vote....
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: AJ Dual on October 10, 2017, 10:51:31 AM
Whenever I see a Chris Columbus thread on FB... I'll post my little bit about:

Quote
I was part of an exotic physics think tank on closed time-like curves for a while before the project was shut down. Once we had a prototype that could reliably translate a 4D geodesic, and we could reliably dig it up at the target location, just the appropriate number of strata down for the time it arrived in,
 we were ready.  The full-size module held a team of six, supplies, and documentation. We thought it would be interesting to see if introducing the wheel,
 gunpowder, the triangular sail, and steel to North America would even the score a bit.  So imagine our surprise when nothing changed.

When we finally located the module near it's landing site via an archaeological dig, as best we can gather was that the team was quickly captured and eaten...

And see if any SJW rises to the bait...  >:D
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 10, 2017, 12:18:20 PM
This explains it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=rABTFbp2S2Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=rABTFbp2S2Y)
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Scout26 on October 10, 2017, 01:47:45 PM
Whenever I see a Chris Columbus thread on FB... I'll post my little bit about:

And see if any SJW rises to the bait...  >:D


That's awesome !!!  I'l be using that in the future...
Title: Re: Happy Columbus Day
Post by: Scout26 on October 10, 2017, 05:18:35 PM
(https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22308738_10213893837002603_2439986553541303754_n.jpg?oh=c3bb097916995bd5bc269ef567c05a0f&oe=5A727B9B)