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Title: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: MillCreek on December 15, 2017, 06:52:52 PM
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news

From Japan, of course.  The anime should be along shortly.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on December 15, 2017, 07:06:03 PM
When did Jamis go to Japan?
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: TommyGunn on December 15, 2017, 07:22:47 PM
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news

From Japan, of course.  The anime should be along shortly.

 :facepalm:  I appreciate the warning... :O..
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: French G. on December 15, 2017, 07:30:24 PM
Not sure which is worse, this or the penguin raping seals.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: just Warren on December 15, 2017, 07:43:33 PM
But enough about Congress...
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: French G. on December 15, 2017, 07:59:26 PM
But enough about Congress...

No cigar! Oops, wrong branch.

Unlike Congress the monkeys are most likely accomplishing something. Although congress is involved and they are screwing a population class they have nothing in common with. So, maybe we will find a majority leader in these monkeys.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: charby on December 16, 2017, 07:11:33 AM
But enough about Congress...

Baboons not monkeys.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Kingcreek on December 16, 2017, 10:08:45 AM
Atleast they aren't having sex with those radioactive fukashima wild boars.
I'm not clicking on the link. Any mention of how the deer feel about it?
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: MillCreek on December 16, 2017, 11:05:26 AM
Atleast they aren't having sex with those radioactive fukashima wild boars.
I'm not clicking on the link. Any mention of how the deer feel about it?

According to the article, most of the deer just sit there and wait for it to be over with.  This may or may not parallel our own spouses.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: HeroHog on December 16, 2017, 12:23:02 PM
Anime? Did someone mention anime?!?!  :P



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Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: 230RN on December 16, 2017, 01:03:53 PM
"Birds do it,
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it.
Lets do it,
Let's fall in love."

Kind of an interesting history to that song and its derivatives:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Do_It,_Let%27s_Fall_in_Love
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: BobR on December 16, 2017, 01:40:50 PM
After watching the video, it isn't as bad as it sounds. Or maybe it is. Basically the female monkeys are using the deer because they don't have pillows for the monkeys to hump in that part of Japan. And besides, it is Japan, is it really that weird?  ;)


bob
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: just Warren on December 16, 2017, 01:58:49 PM
So.......market failure? Does the Japanese gov need to step in and promote Nut Neutrality?
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 16, 2017, 02:48:53 PM
Caliber? all you need is a bucket of cold water.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: grampster on December 16, 2017, 03:17:01 PM
^^^^^Now how would Jamis know about that?^^^ :rofl:
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Scout26 on December 17, 2017, 01:42:51 PM
After watching the video, it isn't as bad as it sounds. Or maybe it is. Basically the female monkeys are using the deer because they don't have pillows for the monkeys to hump in that part of Japan. And besides, it is Japan, is it really that weird?  ;)


bob

Perhaps we should send the monkeys footballs ??
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Fly320s on December 17, 2017, 01:48:27 PM
Perhaps we should send the monkeys footballs ??

That would so messed up.  Almost like a..... I can't think of an appropriate expression.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: MechAg94 on December 17, 2017, 04:30:03 PM
I am hoping to find out what a suppressed CMR-30 in 22 mag can do.  I doubt I will get to shoot any monkeys though. 

I came across some subsonic 22 mag at the local Academy the other day.  I got a couple boxes to play with just for kicks. 
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Scout26 on December 17, 2017, 08:22:33 PM
That would so messed up.  Almost like a..... I can't think of an appropriate expression.

Like a soup sandwich or a football bat or a bag of smashed arseholes ??
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: HeroHog on December 17, 2017, 09:11:38 PM
Sandwich batteries?
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: just Warren on December 17, 2017, 09:23:11 PM
Fur-lined sink?
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Fly320s on December 18, 2017, 06:37:29 AM
Like a soup sandwich or a football bat or a bag of smashed arseholes ??

Close, but there needs to be a phrase that involves the monkeys.  And if we could get the football in there somehow that would be great.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Scout26 on December 18, 2017, 11:46:29 AM
Close, but there needs to be a phrase that involves the monkeys.  And if we could get the football in there somehow that would be great.

Like a football humping a monkey ??
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: RocketMan on December 18, 2017, 01:23:32 PM
Those monkeys are going to have to resign from office for sexually harassing the deer.
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: Fly320s on December 18, 2017, 01:24:42 PM
Like a football humping a monkey ??

Sort of.  It is a little bland.  Can you spice it up?
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: slugcatcher on December 18, 2017, 04:18:08 PM
Sort of.  It is a little bland.  Can you spice it up?

How about a flaming football.  Meaning a football on fire. 
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: BobR on December 18, 2017, 04:50:49 PM
How about a flaming football.  Meaning a football on fire. 

Would that require a flaming monkey, and by flaming I do not mean one on fire? ;)

bob
Title: Re: What caliber for deer-humping monkeys?
Post by: TommyGunn on December 18, 2017, 07:28:25 PM
Those monkeys are going to have to resign from office for sexually harassing the deer.


That only works for politicians and movie people..... :police: [tinfoil]