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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: MillCreek on December 15, 2017, 06:52:52 PM
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https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news
From Japan, of course. The anime should be along shortly.
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When did Jamis go to Japan?
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https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news
From Japan, of course. The anime should be along shortly.
:facepalm: I appreciate the warning... :O..
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Not sure which is worse, this or the penguin raping seals.
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But enough about Congress...
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But enough about Congress...
No cigar! Oops, wrong branch.
Unlike Congress the monkeys are most likely accomplishing something. Although congress is involved and they are screwing a population class they have nothing in common with. So, maybe we will find a majority leader in these monkeys.
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But enough about Congress...
Baboons not monkeys.
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Atleast they aren't having sex with those radioactive fukashima wild boars.
I'm not clicking on the link. Any mention of how the deer feel about it?
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Atleast they aren't having sex with those radioactive fukashima wild boars.
I'm not clicking on the link. Any mention of how the deer feel about it?
According to the article, most of the deer just sit there and wait for it to be over with. This may or may not parallel our own spouses.
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Anime? Did someone mention anime?!?! :P
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"Birds do it,
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it.
Lets do it,
Let's fall in love."
Kind of an interesting history to that song and its derivatives:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Do_It,_Let%27s_Fall_in_Love
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After watching the video, it isn't as bad as it sounds. Or maybe it is. Basically the female monkeys are using the deer because they don't have pillows for the monkeys to hump in that part of Japan. And besides, it is Japan, is it really that weird? ;)
bob
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So.......market failure? Does the Japanese gov need to step in and promote Nut Neutrality?
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Caliber? all you need is a bucket of cold water.
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^^^^^Now how would Jamis know about that?^^^ :rofl:
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After watching the video, it isn't as bad as it sounds. Or maybe it is. Basically the female monkeys are using the deer because they don't have pillows for the monkeys to hump in that part of Japan. And besides, it is Japan, is it really that weird? ;)
bob
Perhaps we should send the monkeys footballs ??
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Perhaps we should send the monkeys footballs ??
That would so messed up. Almost like a..... I can't think of an appropriate expression.
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I am hoping to find out what a suppressed CMR-30 in 22 mag can do. I doubt I will get to shoot any monkeys though.
I came across some subsonic 22 mag at the local Academy the other day. I got a couple boxes to play with just for kicks.
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That would so messed up. Almost like a..... I can't think of an appropriate expression.
Like a soup sandwich or a football bat or a bag of smashed arseholes ??
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Sandwich batteries?
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Fur-lined sink?
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Like a soup sandwich or a football bat or a bag of smashed arseholes ??
Close, but there needs to be a phrase that involves the monkeys. And if we could get the football in there somehow that would be great.
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Close, but there needs to be a phrase that involves the monkeys. And if we could get the football in there somehow that would be great.
Like a football humping a monkey ??
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Those monkeys are going to have to resign from office for sexually harassing the deer.
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Like a football humping a monkey ??
Sort of. It is a little bland. Can you spice it up?
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Sort of. It is a little bland. Can you spice it up?
How about a flaming football. Meaning a football on fire.
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How about a flaming football. Meaning a football on fire.
Would that require a flaming monkey, and by flaming I do not mean one on fire? ;)
bob
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Those monkeys are going to have to resign from office for sexually harassing the deer.
That only works for politicians and movie people..... :police: [tinfoil]