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Title: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: Ben on January 24, 2018, 10:16:19 AM: This:

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/01/24/condoms-block-the-energy-guy-who-played-barney-now-charges-350-for-tantric-massages-that-include-cosmic-mind-blowing-orgasms/

:rofl:
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: K Frame on January 24, 2018, 10:19:58 AM: Nope. Just nope, not opening that.
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: Fly320s on January 24, 2018, 11:15:41 AM: Quote from: Mike Irwin on January 24, 2018, 10:19:58 AM
Nope. Just nope, not opening that.

It is a Twitchy site; you're fine.

Dude is getting paid to have sex. Sounds like a win.
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: K Frame on January 24, 2018, 11:43:36 AM: If I open it, all I'm going to be seeing in my mind's eye is a huge purple dong.

NOT HAPPENING!

:rofl:
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: dogmush on January 24, 2018, 01:22:23 PM: Quote from: Mike Irwin on January 24, 2018, 11:43:36 AM
If I open it, all I'm going to be seeing in my mind's eye is a huge purple dong.

NOT HAPPENING!

:rofl:

You're clearly already imagining that. :rofl:
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: just Warren on January 24, 2018, 02:13:57 PM: I love you, you love me...that'll be $350 dum a dum dum dum dum dum..
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: TommyGunn on January 24, 2018, 02:16:59 PM: Hopefully Barney was taken out by the KT event 65,000,000 years ago. >:D [tinfoil] =D
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: MechAg94 on January 24, 2018, 04:28:36 PM: Quote from: Fly320s on January 24, 2018, 11:15:41 AM
It is a Twitchy site; you're fine.

Dude is getting paid to have sex. Sounds like a win.
I really doubt Shania Twain (or someone with similar looks) is paying him. It might depend.
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 24, 2018, 05:36:57 PM: I love you, you love me,

Barney gave me an STD ...
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: lupinus on January 24, 2018, 05:50:10 PM: I love you, you love me, for a little extra we won't make it burn when you pee....

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Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: Fly320s on January 24, 2018, 06:25:18 PM: Quote from: MechAg94 on January 24, 2018, 04:28:36 PM
I really doubt Shania Twain (or someone with similar looks) is paying him. It might depend.

Still better than being Barney.
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: French G. on January 24, 2018, 09:24:14 PM: Somebody Photoshop some purple veins on Barney!
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: just Warren on January 24, 2018, 10:29:36 PM: Now you're just encouraging raptor culture.
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 24, 2018, 10:41:00 PM: Quote from: Warren on January 24, 2018, 10:29:36 PM
Now you're just encouraging raptor culture.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: Scout26 on January 25, 2018, 02:13:16 AM: Does he charge extra to talk dirty to his clients in the Barney voice ??
Title: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: K Frame on January 25, 2018, 07:16:29 AM: Quote from: Warren on January 24, 2018, 10:29:36 PM
Now you're just encouraging raptor culture.

:facepalm:
Title: Re: Re: Whatever Happened to Barney the Dinosaur?
Post by: lupinus on January 25, 2018, 07:39:36 AM: Quote from: Amy Schumer on January 25, 2018, 02:13:16 AM
Does he charge extra to talk dirty to his clients in the Barney voice ??
God damnit...now I need a new cup of coffee

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