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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Perd Hapley on March 08, 2018, 11:54:09 AM
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How are you celebrating?
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Hot, sweaty, monkey sex with my wife.
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RKL, that is so not where I hoped this thread would take us.
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I can think of no better way to celebrate women than hot, sweaty, monkey sex with an eager and willing woman.
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Same thing I do every day: ogle womens on the internets.
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I knew it was a mistake to open this thread. I knew it .... and I did it anyway. :facepalm:
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It’s also apparently the Day without Women today too. As usual Women just can’t make up thier minds. =)
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Look at all the diversity!
(https://cdn.ricochet.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/IWD-competition.jpg)
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/27998/politically-incorrect-list-important-women-amanda-prestigiacomo
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/skeletal-remains-belonged-amelia-earhart-article-1.3861346
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How are you celebrating?
I made my own sandwich.
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I think the news about Amelia Earhart is interesting.
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I think the news about Amelia Earhart is interesting.
Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court. :facepalm:
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As opposed to other days I'm only 77% interested in this one.
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Well, where's my sammich, boys?
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Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court. :facepalm:
From what I gather, few experts really accept this as real evidence. There has also been testimonial evidence she was captured by the Japanese, a few hundred witnesses claim to have seen her.
Last summer The History Channel ran a documentary supposedly revealing through a found photograph that she had been captured. While the photo did show Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan, it was later revealed the photo dated earlier than her disappearance. The History Channel wound up with egg on its face for not having thoroughly vetted the photo.
In any case, after about eight decades, one way or another, I sorta think Amelia is no longer with us.
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By insisting the wife bring me a sammich until she punches me...
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I thought celebrating a binary gender day is against SJW law now. Shouldn't it be LBQTZXDKFJEHRKDFJASHDFKLSORCDGBK Day?
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Hot, sweaty, monkey sex with my wife.
But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?
:rofl:
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I'm confused...
Do they get free pussy hats, or not?
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Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court. :facepalm:
Better evidence than anthropogenic global warming climate change.
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But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?
:rofl:
Wouldn't be the first time for us.
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Today was women's day? Huh... musta missed that.
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Do we get an international one free ??
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But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?
:rofl:
Which is pretty much how it worked out. =D
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Which is pretty much how it worked out. =D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/b9aScKLxdv0Y0/giphy.gif)
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I celebrated by spending the day in bed and mostly letting my wife take care of me.
Oh, did I mention I was sick as a dog?
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RKL got the clap!
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Very convincing scientific proof - a guy took someone else's measurements of bones that have since been lost, and matched them against an estimate of Amelia Earhart's measurements - so it's downright conclusive evidence, good enough for any court. :facepalm:
Ditto. Need hard data.
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 08, 2018, 04:43:46 PM
But, since it's Women's Day, doesn't she have to be the monkey on top?
Which is pretty much how it worked out.
Anecdotal evidence. Need hard data.
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Anecdotal evidence. Need hard data.
I think she got the hard data.
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I think she got the hard data.
Yeah, the only problem is... it was stored on a floppy...
:rofl:
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While have plenty of health related issues, so far that has never been a problem. :old:
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Anecdotal evidence. Need hard data.
You're - asking for photos?
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flaraveldaily.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F07%2Fwhy-meme.jpg&hash=5d1a5fe1493a64bfdc31dd399c1d321dc5b4630d)
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At least she didn't try to burn the floppy....
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(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/395/32465264195_7fd9e02a93_m.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/RsQXYp)
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Until this thread, RKL, I assumed that photo was meant as a joke. I didn't realize monkeys really were a turn-on for you.
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Don't judge me.
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I'm trying not to, but I'm judging hard right now...
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but I'm judging hard right now...
Phrasing!
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Look at all the diversity!
(https://cdn.ricochet.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/IWD-competition.jpg)
Where the white women at?
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Where the white women at?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You know i read that in Cleavon Little's voice.
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Look at all the diversity!
(https://cdn.ricochet.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/IWD-competition.jpg)
Why do they all have submissive expressions with downturned eyes?
Am I missing something here? I see they're all "of color," so I get that point on "diversity."
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Why do they all have submissive expressions with downturned eyes?
Am I missing something here? I see they're all "of color," so I get that point on "diversity."
Because, by nature, women are quiet, peaceful, obedient creatures.
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Because, by nature, women are quiet, peaceful, obedient creatures.
On what planet ??
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Venus.
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I thought it was on the Klingon homeworld. Shows how much I know ..... :angel: [tinfoil] :facepalm: :rofl:
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Great reply to CNN having Bruce Jenner on to discuss the hardships women face:
Man (pun intended) after being a “woman” for all of year or so he has the audacity to lecture his life experience as the opposite sex. I wore a gorilla costume one Halloween, maybe I can go on and share my experience as a gorilla.
:rofl:
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CNN? The apples are apples network, right? :rofl:
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^ Hadda look that up:
https://youtu.be/fFRWFNPex9Y
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^ Hadda look that up:
https://youtu.be/fFRWFNPex9Y
As I've pointed out before, the Left got wee-weed up over fake news right after they spent a few years telling us Bradley Jenner was a girl.
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Why do they all have submissive expressions with downturned eyes?
Am I missing something here? I see they're all "of color," so I get that point on "diversity."
Because they stole the artwork from a children's book about black women of significance. And the author or illustrator of the book apparently didn't think it would be right for a black woman to look us in the eyes. https://www.amazon.com/Little-Leaders-Women-Black-History/dp/0316475114
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Great reply to CNN having Bruce Jenner on to discuss the hardships women face:
:rofl:
http://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-gender-social-construct-women-can-opinion-abortion-can-change-gender-want-oh-wow-room-spinning-please-send-help/