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Title: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: MechAg94 on March 19, 2018, 04:26:59 PM

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/02/10/we-honestly-have-no-*expletive deleted*ing-idea-what-were-doing-admits-leading-quantum-physicist/
I came across this recently.  It is a good laugh.  

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“We have been just winging it to tell you the truth,” explained the 78-year-old in an exclusive interview with WWN. “Seriously, I haven’t a clue what’s going on. Either does anyone else in my field. We keep proving stuff that never actually happened”.

“Our cover is blown, what can I say? He added.

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When asked how he got away with it for so long, he replied: “I found out a long time ago that everything can be proven with a mathematical equation. Now, I mean everything; from unicorns, fire-breathing dragons, God and even the G-spot. None of it is true.

.....yeah, I know it is fake.   ;)  =(

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/02/22/local-man-really-gets-african-american-struggles-after-watching-black-panther/
Local Man Really Gets African American Struggles After Watching Black Panther   =D

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 19, 2018, 04:58:07 PM

Isn't it fake but not fake at the same time?

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: just Warren on March 19, 2018, 05:01:01 PM

TRUE FAKE NEWS! Or is it FAKE TRUE NEWS?

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 19, 2018, 05:06:54 PM

Schrodinger's News.

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: 230RN on March 19, 2018, 07:17:57 PM

Heisenberg Tribune.

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 19, 2018, 08:39:56 PM

Quote from: 230RN on March 19, 2018, 07:17:57 PM

Heisenberg Tribune.

(https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.423HrNDtlp_geCJiEDntlgHaHa%26pid%3D15.1&f=1)

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: zahc on March 19, 2018, 09:36:57 PM

Article is probably close to reality. Typically at the forefront of any technology, nobody understands. When we hire new college grads they are usually disappointed to find we don't actually know what we are doing and in many cases, we aren't spending tons of resources to find out. It's not necessary to know what you are doing to make money doing it.

Title: I wouldn't be too hard on them. As I always say, there are two sides to every e
Post by: 230RN on March 19, 2018, 09:52:06 PM

I wouldn't be too hard on them.  As I always say, there are two sides to every equation.

Title: Re: “We Honestly Have No...Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
Post by: 230RN on March 19, 2018, 10:04:49 PM

Test post.