Post by: cosine on January 23, 2007, 08:15:19 AM
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie- Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Post by: Firethorn on January 23, 2007, 08:53:05 AM
Post by: mustanger98 on January 23, 2007, 09:00:46 AM
I take it that the clinton's are in the jet propulsion lab?
RIGHT ON!!!
Post by: wingnutx on January 23, 2007, 09:20:05 AM
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 23, 2007, 10:01:08 AM
Post by: Cromlech on January 23, 2007, 11:07:48 AM
For a politician, I think Bush's clock runs pretty slow.
So does his clock speed. (In Mega-Hertz, that is)