Post by: mtnbkr on January 29, 2007, 03:32:09 PM
It's sooooo good.
I need bypass surgery now.
Chris
Post by: Bogie on January 29, 2007, 03:44:17 PM
Post by: K Frame on January 29, 2007, 03:55:58 PM
How dare you!
Mrs. Mtnbkr called me, all satisfied with herself over the damage she was doing to her husband.
Of course, I was in the middle of making homemade mayonaise...
Post by: cosine on January 29, 2007, 04:45:08 PM
I think I may have to try PB&J French toast. Sounds interesting. Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.
Post by: mtnbkr on January 29, 2007, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Bogie
Did you put thinly sliced pieces of bananna in it?
<sigh>now you're trying to kill me. Do you know how many MILES I'm going to have to ride to work all this off? Huh?Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.
I did post it. It's a PB&J sammich dipped in whatever you use to make french toast (we use an egg or two beat with a bit of vanilla). Fry the sloppy mess in butter for 3min on each side. Eat plain or with maple syrup if you really hate yourself.Chris
Post by: charby on January 29, 2007, 05:09:57 PM
Post by: cosine on January 29, 2007, 05:14:57 PM
Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.
I did post it. It's a PB&J sammich dipped in whatever you use to make french toast (we use an egg or two beat with a bit of vanilla). Fry the sloppy mess in butter for 3min on each side. Eat plain or with maple syrup if you really hate yourself.Chris
I see. Nothing fancy, just combine your ordinary recipes for those two foods. Thanks.
Quote from: charby
What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?
Is this another culinary delight I should try?
Post by: doczinn on January 29, 2007, 05:18:28 PM
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Is this another culinary delight I should try?
YES!I've also used almond extract instead of vanilla; very tasty.
Post by: charby on January 29, 2007, 05:24:24 PM
Mtnbkr, would you be willing to post the recipe? Thanks.
I did post it. It's a PB&J sammich dipped in whatever you use to make french toast (we use an egg or two beat with a bit of vanilla). Fry the sloppy mess in butter for 3min on each side. Eat plain or with maple syrup if you really hate yourself.Chris
I see. Nothing fancy, just combine your ordinary recipes for those two foods. Thanks.
Quote from: charby
What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?
Is this another culinary delight I should try?
I make my french toast eggs: 6 eggs, 3 tablespoons of cream, 3 tablespoons of OJ, about 1/2 teaspoon of cinnimon. I like to make mine with french bread.
-C
Post by: mtnbkr on January 29, 2007, 05:24:55 PM
What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?
First time I've heard of that.Why do you hate me?
Chris
Post by: doczinn on January 29, 2007, 05:26:17 PM
Post by: mountainclmbr on January 29, 2007, 05:36:24 PM
Follow these instructions exactly! Cancel your life insurance. Have your mouth surgically sewn shut.
If you can't eat you will die, but not so quickly as a heart attack tomorrow. Secondly, if there is no life insurance, no one will be happy you are gone. Make them miserable while you are here. After you are gone you have lost your chance. My dog seems to be telling me to say this through whimpers and eye movements! Wait, maybe she just needs to go outside!
Post by: spooney on January 29, 2007, 05:41:39 PM
Post by: charby on January 29, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
What, no Orange Juice in the eggs?
First time I've heard of that.Why do you hate me?
Chris
huh?
Post by: mtnbkr on January 29, 2007, 06:05:34 PM
huh?
Sorry, was just kidding about the whole "bad food is bad for me therefore you must want me to be unhealthy" thing. Chris
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on January 29, 2007, 06:24:29 PM
Post by: RocketMan on January 29, 2007, 09:45:51 PM
Post by: Strings on January 29, 2007, 11:16:29 PM
Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?
Post by: HForrest on January 30, 2007, 12:18:49 AM
/was just thinking about Wilford Brimley for some reason
/wanted to fit it in somehow
/totally unrelated
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 01:48:01 AM
Am I in your will? Can I have your radio stuff and guns when your wife finally succeeds in finishing you off?
The guns go to Abby. How else is she going to continue to ramp up the suffering... The radio gear is all yours. Quote
Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?
Yes, but he's already threatened to use it as an opportunity to raid my collection. 
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was just thinking about Wilford Brimley for some reason
You my friend are weirder than me. That takes some doing. Speaking of Wilford...
My friend's mom went to see some movie where he played a bad guy. During the course of the movie, he gets slapped around a bit. She took great pleasure in seeing this. That was funny to hear coming from an otherwise gentle, sweet lady.
Chris
Post by: 280plus on January 30, 2007, 01:55:20 AM
Just my addition to the recipe folder. I'll put a little maple syrup and vanilla in my french toast batter, same for pancakes. I learnd the syrup thong working in resturants and the vanilla thing comes from granny. She claims it;s "Italian style".
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 30, 2007, 02:51:07 AM
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 03:52:58 AM
>now you're trying to kill me. Do you know how many MILES I'm going to have to ride to work all this off? Huh?<
Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?
Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?
I baby sat once.
Mtnbkr couldn't get away from work and Mtnwife needed an Xray on her foot. They wouldn't let her take Mtnmiggit anywhere near the Xray room, so I buzzed over to the facility and stayed with Abby.
All I can say is thank God we were at a medical facility with trauma teams...
Actually, Abby was just perfectly wonderful. The only problem was when Michele went into the Xray room. Abby INSISTED on joining her, but listened to me when I told her no, even though she wasn't happy about it.
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 03:56:38 AM
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Chris: won't Mike have to babysit while you're riding all those miles?
Yes, but he's already threatened to use it as an opportunity to raid my collection.
Yes, but he's already threatened to use it as an opportunity to raid my collection.
You call THAT a collection?
Yeah, right...
See, the problem is, Chris, you don't have anything that I want. I just snicker derisively and walk away...
Post by: El Tejon on January 30, 2007, 04:01:05 AM
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 05:46:51 AM
huh?
Sorry, was just kidding about the whole "bad food is bad for me therefore you must want me to be unhealthy" thing. Chris
Remember I'm from Iowa so we need a little more background explaination sometimes.
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 05:57:48 AM
Remember I'm from Iowa so we need a little more background explaination sometimes.
I'll type slower for you. 
Chris
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 06:08:08 AM
-C
Post by: wingnutx on January 30, 2007, 06:29:24 AM
I want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 06:34:37 AM
Chris
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 06:41:57 AM
Post by: glockfan.45 on January 30, 2007, 06:44:20 AM
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 06:46:34 AM
Don't ALL women want us dead?
I thought mine wanted to keep me around. I'm pretty handy and all.Actually, she may not want me dead per se, just unattractive to other women. I thought my personality was doing a fine job on that front...
Chris
Post by: El Tejon on January 30, 2007, 06:49:35 AM
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 06:55:27 AM
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?
Deep fat fried candybars aren't that good. I tried a deep fat friend Snickers at the Iowa State Fair last summer and it didn't live up the expectation I was expecting. My wife had a deep friend Twinkie and it wasn't that good either.
-C
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 06:56:15 AM
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?
Haven't found anything yet. Irwin introduced us to battered and deepfried corn on the cob. I had never heard of such a delicacy even though I'm from a land where everything that isn't moving eventually gets deepfried in animal fat.You may think he's joking about the 'Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods' party, but we've actually come up with a large menu of items that can all be breaded and fried in my turkey fryer. Some of those foods start out healthy (prior to the heavy battery and hot boiling oil, that is...).
Three days per week in the gym and as much riding as I can stand so I can eat this way.
Chris
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 07:25:24 AM
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?
Deep fat fried candybars aren't that good. I tried a deep fat friend Snickers at the Iowa State Fair last summer and it didn't live up the expectation I was expecting. My wife had a deep friend Twinkie and it wasn't that good either.
-C
Face it, Charby, Twinkees are just plain crappy tasting no matter what.
Deep fry a Ho Ho or a Ding Dong?
I'd be a LOT more interested in trying one of those.
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 07:28:45 AM
Haven't found anything yet. Irwin introduced us to battered and deepfried corn on the cob. I had never heard of such a delicacy even though I'm from a land where everything that isn't moving eventually gets deepfried in animal fat.
You may think he's joking about the 'Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods' party, but we've actually come up with a large menu of items that can all be breaded and fried in my turkey fryer. Some of those foods start out healthy (prior to the heavy battery and hot boiling oil, that is...).
Three days per week in the gym and as much riding as I can stand so I can eat this way.
Chris
You may think he's joking about the 'Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods' party, but we've actually come up with a large menu of items that can all be breaded and fried in my turkey fryer. Some of those foods start out healthy (prior to the heavy battery and hot boiling oil, that is...).
Three days per week in the gym and as much riding as I can stand so I can eat this way.
Chris
And tell the good people how that deep fried corn was, Chris...
I know that when I originally suggested it you were pretty dubious about the concept.
You do realize that if we ever do the Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods that the easiest way to do it will be to simply treat your turkey fryer as a huge fondue pot, right?
Before we start frying, though, we'll have to stop by Lowes to get a couple of pitchforks...
"prior to the heavy battery"
What, we're going to let Abby tenderize the stuff for us?
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 07:41:17 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
You do realize that if we ever do the Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods that the easiest way to do it will be to simply treat your turkey fryer as a huge fondue pot, right?
And who said we have to use oil. We could make a big cheese fondue and dip loaves of french bread in it. Chris
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 07:54:23 AM
THIS IS THE FEAST OF A THOUSAND FRIED FOODS!
GET WITH THE PROGRAM, HERETIC!
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 07:58:23 AM
Chris
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 08:26:37 AM
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?
Deep fat fried candybars aren't that good. I tried a deep fat friend Snickers at the Iowa State Fair last summer and it didn't live up the expectation I was expecting. My wife had a deep friend Twinkie and it wasn't that good either.
-C
Face it, Charby, Twinkees are just plain crappy tasting no matter what.
Deep fry a Ho Ho or a Ding Dong?
I'd be a LOT more interested in trying one of those.
They has those too, they used a corn dog batter which might have been the problem to begin with.
Bring on the deep fat fried cheese.. mmmm I can feel a myocardial infarction coming on.
I've had sweetcorn kernals in dough deep fat fried, it was tasty.
Now I want some gizzards.
-C
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 08:29:59 AM
Add it to the List of Glory!
Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 08:31:18 AM
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 08:33:08 AM
"Let's fry cheese."
Add it to the List of Glory!
Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
Add it to the List of Glory!
Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
I so want to be your neighbor.
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 08:38:29 AM
Brad
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 08:43:11 AM
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 08:46:16 AM
"Let's fry cheese."
Add it to the List of Glory!
Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
Add it to the List of Glory!
Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
I so want to be your neighbor.
What can I say? We lead a charmed life. It's nothing but mass quantities of fried foods, gunshows, trips to the range, and more food.
Chris
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 08:47:48 AM
Take a Micky D's bacon egg & cheese bisquit, dip it in pancake batter, and deep fry it in butter.
mmmmMMMMMM!
Brad
(my cholesterol went up ten points just typing it...)
Post by: mtnbkr on January 30, 2007, 08:51:15 AM
Chris
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 09:04:05 AM
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 09:14:44 AM
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 09:24:26 AM
White cake mix would work.
Most corndog batter recipes have corn meal in them. The mouth feel and taste would be very much off for something sweet.
Post by: RocketMan on January 30, 2007, 02:13:36 PM
Post by: Lee on January 30, 2007, 03:55:51 PM