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Title: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 09:02:23 AM
Was browsing the net for easy "guy" recipes and found a one for "Can-of-Everything Stew".  Tried it. LIKED IT! Figured I might as well share it...

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1 can corn
1 can peas
1 can green beans
1 can sliced carrots
1 small can sliced mushrooms
1 large can diced tomato
1 small can green chilis
1/4 cup dried onion
1 beef bullion cube
dash of allspice
double-fingered pinch black pepper (about 1 tsp)
1 can SPAM, cubed small (1/4" cubes)
1/2 block cream cheese, cubed

Combine all ingredients except cream cheese in a large pot (at least 6 qt) including juice from canned veggies.  Heat to a boil.  Reduce heat and simmer for 25-30 minutes, stirring occasionally.  Put in cream cheese and bring back to a simmer for 7-10 minutes or until slightly thickened.

Serve with cornbread.

My contribution - Can also be served over buttered pasta for a "pseudo veggie alfredo" thing.  VERY good!

Brad
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 09:13:04 AM
can it be deep fat fried?

-C
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: cosine on January 30, 2007, 09:14:52 AM

My contribution - Can also be served over buttered pasta for a "pseudo veggie alfredo" thing.  VERY good!

Brad

I like eating anything even remotely stew-y over a bed of pasta.
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: HankB on January 30, 2007, 09:51:01 AM
That's not a "guy" recipe . . . there's no actual MEAT in it! Bullion cubes and - especially! - SPAM don't count! (SPAM . . . we need a :barf: icon . . . )
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Manedwolf on January 30, 2007, 10:43:12 AM
You lost me at SPAM. To me, the only viable use for SPAM is to duct-tape the can to a grenade and throw it into a Islamist terrorist hide-out, thus ruining their chance at an afterlife or something.  grin

Does remind me of some of my "whatever the hell meat there is, plus random veggie, coconut milk and curry paste" Thai curries, though. smiley

Which is actually probably how people traditionally did it...
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 10:48:21 AM
Oh you poor souls uncultured tastes.  SPAM gooooood!  The world, in trying to convince you otherwise, has dealt you a culinary blow of Olympian proportians.

Slice it thin, fry it up, and serve with eggs and coffee while sitting in front of the campfire on a crisp morning high in the mountains.  The sound of a crashing stream nearby, the hint of pine in the air, and a plate full of SPAM and eggs to kick off your day.

For everything else ... well ... if you can ham it, SPAM it!

Brad
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: richyoung on January 30, 2007, 10:51:55 AM
...y'all DO know that its SPiced Pork Shoulder and HAM, right? smiley
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: charby on January 30, 2007, 11:10:10 AM
I thought SPAM was Shoulder Pork and HAM
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: HankB on January 30, 2007, 11:28:00 AM
You SPAM defenders just consider this . . . when the little piggies go into Hormel's meat processing plant, nothing comes out but product.

Nothing.

Think about it.  shocked
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 11:35:04 AM
Yep.

I eat vienna sausages, too.  And bologna.  And breakfast sausage ... lots and lots of sausage.

 laugh

Brad

p.s. - I also like fried chicken livers, calf fries, and tongue.  Yes, tongue.  Broiled or roasted, sliced thin, and stacked on an onion roll with plenty of horseradish, mayo, lettuce, and tomato.
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Ned Hamford on January 30, 2007, 11:36:57 AM
You SPAM defenders just consider this . . . when the little piggies go into Hormel's meat processing plant, nothing comes out but product.

Nothing.

Think about it.  shocked

So we are as honerable as Native Americans who used all the buffalo right?
 grin
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: crt360 on January 30, 2007, 12:04:51 PM
I thought SPAM was SPAce Meat, or is it Sufficiently Processed Animal Matter?  smiley  It tastes alright, whatever it is.  I eat a similar stew, but without the cream cheese, and I slice up a few links of cooked sausage and throw them in where the SPAM would be.
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 12:12:30 PM

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I eat a similar stew, but without the cream cheese,

The cream cheese acted as a thickening agent - made it nice and creamy - along with giving a subtle boost to the overall flavor.

Brad
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: crt360 on January 30, 2007, 12:23:23 PM

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I eat a similar stew, but without the cream cheese,

The cream cheese acted as a thickening agent - made it nice and creamy - along with giving a subtle boost to the overall flavor.

Brad

Sounds pretty good.  I'll have to try it.
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Manedwolf on January 30, 2007, 12:23:42 PM
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The cream cheese acted as a thickening agent - made it nice and creamy - along with giving a subtle boost to the overall flavor.

Corn starch does that too.

Or for some Cuban and Brazilian stews, corn meal. You end up with something rich and savory the consistency of grits. REALLY good in winter.

Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on January 30, 2007, 01:38:31 PM
You lost me at SPAM. To me, the only viable use for SPAM is to duct-tape the can to a grenade and throw it into a Islamist terrorist hide-out, thus ruining their chance at an afterlife or something.  grin
I sincerely hope we have a few PhD level engineers toiling away in the back room of some defense contractor R&D facility trying to perfect exactly that sort of weapon.  It's time we take the gloves off and fight this war like we mean it.  Bust out the Spam!

Spam grenades, Spam artillery shells , 2-ton Spam bombs, Spam cruise missiles...  They wouldn't know what hit 'em!

 grin
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 30, 2007, 01:47:00 PM
Replace the spam (ick) with the pre-cubed ham....found near the meats and deli stuff usually.
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Manedwolf on January 30, 2007, 01:49:01 PM
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I sincerely hope we have a few PhD level engineers toiling away in the back room of some defense contractor R&D facility trying to perfect exactly that sort of weapon.  It's time we take the gloves off and fight this war like we mean it.  Bust out the Spam!

Unfortunately, that might be decried as a pork-barrel contract.  grin
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 30, 2007, 01:50:53 PM
"So we are as honerable as Native Americans who used all the buffalo right?"

They used all of the buffalo. They didn't eat all of the buffalo. Wink
Title: Re: "Can of Everything Stew"
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 30, 2007, 01:56:51 PM
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Replace the spam (ick)

You people have no sense of adventure.

 grin

For your culinary pleasure, the SPAM recipe guide - http://www.spam.com/recipes/recipes.asp

Brad
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: BobR on January 30, 2007, 02:06:16 PM
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when the little piggies go into Hormel's meat processing plant, nothing comes out but product.

Nothing.

Not quite right, I have heard an oink or two escape the plant, but that is about it!

bob
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Manedwolf on January 30, 2007, 03:03:53 PM
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For your culinary pleasure, the SPAM recipe guide - http://www.spam.com/recipes/recipes.asp

There's a recipe there for a SPAM gelatin mold.

That seems to me like a way to cause your guests to experience explosive projectile vomiting...
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Mabs2 on January 30, 2007, 05:34:18 PM
Spam is kind of nasty.  But it's cheap.
HOWEVER  I think that Turkey Spam is great.  Nothing like original spam.  And it's amazing in a big bowl of macaroni and cheese.
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: glockfan.45 on January 30, 2007, 07:31:33 PM
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There's a recipe there for a SPAM gelatin mold.

And people wonder why the terrorist hate us. One of my favorite lazy guy recipes contains only three ingedients.

Wash 3 large potatos, poke holes in side with fork, place on plate.

Microwave for 10 minutes on high (longer if you have a wimpy microwave).

Cut open potatos and sprinkle with cheddar, and Oscar Meyer pre-cooked bacon bits.

Place back into microwave for 1 and one half minutes.

Consume with 3 pints of your favorite beer and you wont be hungry for a week.

Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 30, 2007, 09:58:28 PM
"Consume with 3 pints of your favorite beer and you wont be hungry for a week."

Glockfan.45, you need a wife. Or a girlfriend. Or even just some old lady who can boil an egg, and who'll stop in once in awhile to see if you're alive.



Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: glockfan.45 on January 31, 2007, 03:23:26 AM
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Glockfan.45, you need a wife

I have one of those, but asking whats for dinner just gets me a blank stare.
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Mabs2 on January 31, 2007, 06:15:00 AM
Well, I gues as long as he's posting...
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Ezekiel on January 31, 2007, 07:34:41 AM
Tried your recipe.

I determined it was "light" a pint, or three, of brew.

I mixed more beer to taste, forgot to eat the potatos, and slept for 12 hours.

The next morning, I fried the potatos and ate them with SPAM.

I get my CHL checked on Friday.  Smiley

And people wonder why the terrorist hate us. One of my favorite lazy guy recipes contains only three ingedients.

Wash 3 large potatos, poke holes in side with fork, place on plate.

Microwave for 10 minutes on high (longer if you have a wimpy microwave).

Cut open potatos and sprinkle with cheddar, and Oscar Meyer pre-cooked bacon bits.

Place back into microwave for 1 and one half minutes.

Consume with 3 pints of your favorite beer and you wont be hungry for a week.
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: BakerMikeRomeo on January 31, 2007, 08:53:09 AM
I prefer SPEAT.

~GnSx
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: mtnbkr on January 31, 2007, 12:12:48 PM
I have one of those, but asking whats for dinner just gets me a blank stare.
Then you have mine who will interrogate you to get dinner ideas.  What makes it worse is that I'll eat anything (as evidenced in the Wife is Killing Me thread), but she's very picky.  I almost hate to suggest anything out of fear that it'll result in me eating and her sitting at the table, only to grab a meal later.  I usually cop out by telling her anything she wants to fix is fine with me.

Chris
Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Bogie on January 31, 2007, 12:18:17 PM
I do not recall seeing a can of whoopass.

Invalid.

Title: Re: "Can-of-Everything Stew"
Post by: Matthew Carberry on January 31, 2007, 04:31:58 PM
I do not recall seeing a can of whoopass.

Invalid.



Whoopass is for external application only, read the can.