but I'll refrain since this could possibly be true.
How sad a commentary on modern society is it that probably most of us think this might be true?I guess if it was an article about women being treated this way, would you believe it? I am not sure adding animals to the story makes it worse, just more weird.
Calling RKL's plague. RKL's plague to the white courtesy phone please.
How sad a commentary on modern society is it that probably most of us think this might be true?Considering animals have been trained for millennia to cater to the whims of sick *expletive deleted*s, I fail to see what modern society has to do with it. Some humans are, and always have been, downright sick. I hope they caught some weird monkey disease that rots off their pecker. Nasty bastards.
Calling RKL's plague. RKL's plague to the white courtesy phone please.
I sincerely hope this is satire.
Nope, quite a few articles over the years about comfort orangutan in bordellos.
Yeah, apparently John McAfee is back in the news...
https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/11/27/wait-wut-john-mcafee-tweets-about-having-sex-with-whales-and-there-are-no-words-to-describe-the-thread-that-follows/
"The sea was angry that day, my friends!"
"-having-sex-with-whales-"
That's enough for me. 'Bye.
Buddies from my time in Jacksonville called it hoggin'.A literal whale just seems like it'd be a might.....roomy.
Wait... they mean LITERAL whales?
A literal whale just seems like it'd be a might.....roomy.
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EXT, ON THE BEACH, DAYTIME
A SEVERELY BROKEN AND ABUSED BODY OF A MAN HAS WASHED ASHORE
VAGUELY ETHNIC DETECTIVE: Hey, isn't that the guy who claims to have sex with whales?
INTENSE RED-HAIRED CHIEF DETECTIVE: Yes, yes it is.
VAGUELY ETHNIC DETECTIVE: Wow, what did this to him?
INTENSE RED-HAIRED CHIEF DETECTIVE: It looks like *puts on sunglasses* a Humpback.
EXT, ON THE BEACH, DAYTIME
A SEVERELY BROKEN AND ABUSED BODY OF A MAN HAS WASHED ASHORE
VAGUELY ETHNIC DETECTIVE: Hey, isn't that the guy who claims to have sex with whales?
INTENSE RED-HAIRED CHIEF DETECTIVE: Yes, yes it is.
VAGUELY ETHNIC DETECTIVE: Wow, what did this to him?
INTENSE RED-HAIRED CHIEF DETECTIVE: It looks like *puts on sunglasses* a Humpback.
You know, the list of "Things I never wanted to know about" is increasingly made up of "Things Millcreek posted"....
You know, the list of "Things I never wanted to know about" is increasingly made up of "Things Millcreek posted"....
Blame my Drudge Report newsfeed.