Post by: Perd Hapley on February 07, 2007, 04:48:37 PM
Post by: Sindawe on February 07, 2007, 04:54:37 PM
Only Nixon could go to China.
Post by: Mabs2 on February 07, 2007, 05:11:26 PM
A katana is "carried" with an upward curvature. A tachi is "worn" with a downward curvature.
You wont believe how many people get it wrong.
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 07, 2007, 05:32:48 PM
Post by: charby on February 07, 2007, 05:37:08 PM
Busier than a cat burying crap on a wood floor.
Post by: Mabs2 on February 07, 2007, 05:37:38 PM
Post by: brimic on February 07, 2007, 05:37:49 PM
Post by: mustanger98 on February 07, 2007, 07:36:05 PM
I've always wanted a redwood deck.
A katana is "carried" with an upward curvature. A tachi is "worn" with a downward curvature.
You wont believe how many people get it wrong.
A katana is "carried" with an upward curvature. A tachi is "worn" with a downward curvature.
You wont believe how many people get it wrong.
Yeah, and Bowie knives are carried every-which-way. Try and get that one wrong.
I've heard it said that three is better than two unless we're discussing snakebites.
Post by: Declaration Day on February 08, 2007, 01:57:03 AM
Post by: bedlamite on February 08, 2007, 02:53:07 AM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 08, 2007, 03:48:07 AM
Post by: HForrest on February 08, 2007, 03:56:53 AM
Snoop Doggy-dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Post by: richyoung on February 08, 2007, 04:32:54 AM
Post by: roo_ster on February 08, 2007, 05:58:31 AM
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 08, 2007, 06:01:43 AM
Post by: charby on February 08, 2007, 06:23:32 AM
Post by: Mabs2 on February 08, 2007, 06:32:52 AM
Do you guys think sewer workers put on deodorant before going to work?
I've never understood the thought process involed in getting up, taking a shower, and going to perform hard labor in which you get incredibly nasty and smelly, then coming home to take another shower.Also, hats.
Post by: El Tejon on February 08, 2007, 06:46:23 AM
Post by: Mabs2 on February 08, 2007, 06:55:46 AM
Post by: richyoung on February 08, 2007, 07:34:16 AM
Post by: HankB on February 08, 2007, 07:38:23 AM
Two wives, always fight.
Three wives, two against one.
Four wives, perfect.
Post by: El Tejon on February 08, 2007, 08:04:53 AM
Post by: charby on February 08, 2007, 08:53:28 AM
Post by: El Tejon on February 08, 2007, 08:55:11 AM
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 08, 2007, 09:10:45 AM
Brad
Post by: Mabs2 on February 08, 2007, 09:28:27 AM
How do they get teflon to stick to a skillet when nothing sticks to teflon?
Brad
Brad
Probably some kind of fancy electrical chemical bonding process!
mbs, our people call it "maize", I believe that is an Urdu word.
I thought someone would chime in about that.
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on February 08, 2007, 09:41:17 AM
Post by: MechAg94 on February 08, 2007, 10:19:28 AM
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 08, 2007, 11:29:31 AM
oops we can't play this anymore
Post by: doczinn on February 08, 2007, 11:48:18 AM
Post by: crt360 on February 08, 2007, 11:49:56 AM
How do they get teflon to stick to a skillet when nothing sticks to teflon?
Brad
Brad
They don't. At least not in the last few I had.
Post by: doczinn on February 08, 2007, 12:00:52 PM
Teflon is bonded to pans at 800 degrees. What this means is that as the temperature of the pan approaches 800 degrees, the teflon weakens (and gives off fumes than can cause flu-like symptoms and kill small birds). Teflon pans should be used at medium heat or below.
Not to mention that if it comes off it's coming off in your food, and then you're cooking on aluminum, which has been linked to Alzheimers.
Post by: bedlamite on February 08, 2007, 12:08:39 PM
Post by: cosine on February 08, 2007, 12:26:30 PM
Post by: 280plus on February 08, 2007, 12:29:56 PM
Post by: Marnoot on February 08, 2007, 12:33:10 PM
The complaining soil brains the essence without the fourth pitfall.
Post by: Ezekiel on February 08, 2007, 12:35:10 PM
Post by: charby on February 08, 2007, 12:41:03 PM
Post by: crt360 on February 08, 2007, 12:54:10 PM
Post by: Lee on February 08, 2007, 01:16:17 PM
Post by: bedlamite on February 08, 2007, 01:28:27 PM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 08, 2007, 01:45:29 PM
Post by: Mabs2 on February 08, 2007, 02:08:28 PM
This is almost as much fun as watching cheese age
I find that watching webcams from suposedly haunted places is more fun. D:http://www.chez.com/chriskta/webcam.htm Some creepy catacombs in France.
http://libraryghost.com/ Some super cheesy website about a haunted library.
HAVE FUN STARING FOR HOURS I KNOW I SURE DID
Post by: RocketMan on February 08, 2007, 04:21:12 PM
Post by: Mabs2 on February 08, 2007, 05:10:16 PM
Post by: Winston Smith on February 08, 2007, 10:46:05 PM
man that was exhausting
Post by: Wasz on February 09, 2007, 03:39:14 AM
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work.'
My favorite comic of all time Mitch Hedberg.
Im against picketting, but I dont know how to show it.
I dont have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that.
One time I was in a casino and I wasnt even gambling I was just standing there. A security dude came up to me and said youre going to have to move youre blocking the fire exit...as if there was a fire I wasnt going to run. If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit
Post by: Mabs2 on February 09, 2007, 06:31:22 AM
Post by: richyoung on February 09, 2007, 06:48:25 AM
Post by: Wasz on February 09, 2007, 06:54:58 AM
Post by: Moondoggie on February 09, 2007, 07:09:55 AM
One of the phrases I made up to remember (one of) my randomly generated system security administrator passwords in the military. Had to change passwords every 30 days on numerous accounts. yech!
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 09, 2007, 07:14:17 AM
Brad
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 09, 2007, 07:23:07 AM
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 09, 2007, 07:32:12 AM
Brad
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 09, 2007, 07:37:02 AM
Post by: grislyatoms on February 09, 2007, 09:43:43 AM
"Po-tay-toes, boil 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"
"Great big golden chips and a nice piece of fried fish."
"Pthhh."
"Even you couldn't say no to that!"
"Oh yes we could, ruins nice fish. We likes it raw, and wigglin'!"
My ruminations as I finish fried fish with Spanish Rice and mixed vegetables, all liberally doused with Tabasco. No potatoes, though.
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 09, 2007, 12:30:44 PM
"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak!"
Post by: Mabs2 on February 09, 2007, 01:45:10 PM
You scoundrels! A mockery have you made of my fine thread. I will repair to Kalamazoo, where the gentle gypsy hummingbirds shall attend me. There I may again perhaps find peace as fierce winds of comfort wrestle for patience with our souls. Calipers!
I object YOU, Fistfull. YOU have made this thread a TRAVESTY! It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like were Q and R eliminated.
PPS: Anyone wanna share this Snickers with me?
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 09, 2007, 01:50:25 PM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 09, 2007, 01:56:30 PM
Post by: Mabs2 on February 09, 2007, 02:20:20 PM
Shrimp gumbo. Shrimp ka-bob. Shrimp burger. Shrimp Creole. I know 'bout all there is to know about the shrimp'n' bidness.
Oh yea? Two shrimping boats are heading towards a fishing area. Boat A is travelling west at 8 knots. Boat B travelling east at 10 knots. There's a western blowing wind at 12 knots, and a nothern flowing current at 6 knots. The shrimp are gathered approximatly 40 meters below the surface of the water. The weather is 70 degrees F and overcast. One of the crew members of boat A is a huge Prince fan. At the current conditions, which boat is most likely to recieve its own spin-off sitcom?
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 09, 2007, 02:21:45 PM
Post by: mountainclmbr on February 09, 2007, 04:57:07 PM
S**t the welfare check didn't come again today!
Post by: Winston Smith on February 09, 2007, 05:02:28 PM
Post by: CAnnoneer on February 09, 2007, 07:33:42 PM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 09, 2007, 07:41:37 PM
Post by: Winston Smith on February 09, 2007, 08:01:48 PM
Post by: BakerMikeRomeo on February 10, 2007, 12:46:53 AM
Sleep, but.. feed cats, I must!... damn!
~GnSx
Post by: Winston Smith on February 10, 2007, 01:00:54 AM
Post by: Mabs2 on February 10, 2007, 11:05:32 AM
Homosexuality is gay
Yea but rehab is for quitters.
Post by: Winston Smith on February 10, 2007, 09:41:10 PM
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 11, 2007, 11:41:52 AM
Post by: charby on February 11, 2007, 12:04:05 PM
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 11, 2007, 12:36:27 PM
Post by: mustanger98 on February 11, 2007, 05:10:01 PM
Post by: Loucks on February 12, 2007, 12:16:28 AM
"Even as the fingers of the two hands are equal, so are human beings equal to one another."
Post by: Moondoggie on February 12, 2007, 02:46:25 AM
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Post by: 280plus on February 12, 2007, 03:14:30 AM
Post by: Pebcac on February 12, 2007, 11:27:06 AM
Post by: richyoung on February 12, 2007, 11:28:20 AM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 12, 2007, 11:28:21 AM
Post by: wmenorr67 on February 12, 2007, 01:29:27 PM
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 12, 2007, 01:33:53 PM
Quote
You mean slicker than snot on a glass door knob.
Slicker'n ball bearings on greased glass.
Brad
Post by: Mabs2 on February 13, 2007, 04:17:34 AM
Post by: charby on February 13, 2007, 04:49:05 AM
Post by: Wasz on February 13, 2007, 05:21:45 AM
Never Forget...
No Matter Where You End up...
There you are.
Post by: Mabs2 on February 13, 2007, 06:11:07 AM
FUNNY PICTURES
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 12, 2007, 11:49:46 AM
Post by: richyoung on April 12, 2007, 12:42:39 PM
Islam = moon on flag
U.S. = flag on moon - you make the call...
Post by: Sindawe on April 12, 2007, 12:53:43 PM
OK. No time for a tan?
Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna go eat Gagh...
Post by: grampster on April 12, 2007, 02:26:48 PM
Post by: griz on April 12, 2007, 02:41:44 PM
Post by: lee n. field on April 12, 2007, 05:21:30 PM
Ah, memories! <shudder>
Post by: richyoung on April 13, 2007, 06:49:50 AM
or stop to have a little smoke,
We'll line you up against the wall, and...
* POP * goes the weasel!"
rest in peace Groucho - you didn;t knowyou were telling the future...
Post by: Brian Williams on April 13, 2007, 08:17:01 AM
Post by: El Tejon on April 13, 2007, 10:05:53 AM
Power to the People! Or, is it, probation to the people?
Post by: Eleven Mike on April 13, 2007, 01:49:22 PM
Post by: erik the bold on April 14, 2007, 05:01:57 AM
She's got tattoes on her backside and a car jacked up out front
my neighbor next door is an known roak whore and she's off on a husband hunt
spends her days in the laundro mat washing and drying tube tops
i ain't real crazy about my old lady but i don't really think i'd swap
spends her nights in a strip joint doing an exotic dance in an out of date pair of platform shoes and worn out spandex pants
her kids still live with her mother and her step-brother who is unemployed
drives an old chartruse pinto, sleeps with a dude named Floyd
Chorus
She's a trailer park women
she's a mobile home princess
the queen of manufactored housing
she's a trailer park women
she's a mobile home princess and
me, I'm the trailer park king
she's got a bad reputation she's the talk of the neighborhood
yea maybe her place ain't graceland but the furniture is just as good
i often stare in her window when she is getting dressed inside
but she don't mind she looks up to me cause i own a double wide
i got a concrete block foundation and it impresses her so
she always comes a-knocking whenever there's a tornado
She's a trailer park women
she's a mobile home princess
the queen of manufactored housing
she's a trailer park women
she's a mobile home princess and
me, I'm the trailer park
yes, I'm the trailer park
she loves the trailer park king
Post by: MattC on April 14, 2007, 09:06:43 AM
Where is the group-buy forum on this site? I want to talk bulk-order some Miller Lite.
Post by: MattC on April 14, 2007, 09:32:27 AM
Explore the entirety of the superbest college paper ever scribed that will edify and inspire you to be a professor. Unfortunately/fortunately, I am not the author.
Post by: Gewehr98 on April 14, 2007, 09:38:29 AM
I want one of these:
Story here:
http://www.vonslatt.com/bus-main.shtml
Post by: grampster on April 14, 2007, 11:20:43 AM
Post by: glockfan.45 on April 14, 2007, 01:30:50 PM
Post by: MechAg94 on April 14, 2007, 02:15:19 PM
Post by: red headed stranger on April 22, 2007, 06:35:38 AM
Post by: Mabs2 on April 23, 2007, 02:42:35 AM
Post by: wmenorr67 on April 23, 2007, 05:16:28 AM
Post by: Eleven Mike on April 23, 2007, 05:58:39 AM
Post by: TF_FH on April 23, 2007, 07:01:29 AM
Post by: wmenorr67 on April 23, 2007, 07:11:43 AM
Post by: Balog on April 25, 2007, 03:02:49 PM
Post by: Mabs2 on April 25, 2007, 03:21:42 PM
And what does Grape-nuts have to do with tits on a bull?
Hairs on a bobbin, ol chap.HAIRS ON A BOBBIN.