Post by: m1911owner on February 09, 2007, 04:26:30 PM
Now we have the folllowing guys claiming to be the father of her baby girl:
1) Her former boyfriend
2) Howard Stern
3) Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt of Germany.
4) Her late 90-year-old husband, posthumously via frozen sperm.
5) Her bodyguard, Alexander Denk.
My money's on Stephen Bing, aka "The Sperminator". He was the daddy of Liz Hurley's kid, and of Lisa Kerkorian's kid. And he wouldn't admit to either one until paternity tests forced him to.
(Edits to add new candidates as they pop up out of the woodwork.)
Post by: gunsmith on February 09, 2007, 04:31:25 PM
Post by: Vodka7 on February 09, 2007, 04:31:51 PM
Post by: Bogie on February 09, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
While people are agonizing over the poor dead playmate, our congresscritters are bound to pass something we won't like.
Post by: Lee on February 09, 2007, 06:13:01 PM
Post by: JimMarch on February 09, 2007, 06:32:43 PM
Post by: gunsmith on February 09, 2007, 07:58:58 PM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 09, 2007, 08:32:00 PM
For those who don't know, possible father Howard Stern is her lawyer, not a radio personality.
Post by: JimMarch on February 09, 2007, 09:01:16 PM
Post by: MechAg94 on February 10, 2007, 05:47:00 AM
Post by: HankB on February 10, 2007, 05:48:51 AM
Post by: m1911owner on February 10, 2007, 07:19:23 AM
Chelsea needs a sister.
Post by: m1911owner on February 10, 2007, 08:01:39 AM
Post by: Sergeant Bob on February 10, 2007, 08:51:17 AM
Post by: Bigjake on February 10, 2007, 08:56:07 AM
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 10, 2007, 11:19:28 AM
Hint: Oh Lordi...
You don't mean Ozzy?
Post by: JimMarch on February 10, 2007, 11:58:59 AM
See...the "Eurovision" music contest for years has been doing bland mellow crap...and then these clowns came out of nowhere from -=Finland=- of all places...took top honors...pretty funny.
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 10, 2007, 12:07:11 PM
Post by: slzy on February 11, 2007, 09:24:04 AM
Post by: charby on February 11, 2007, 02:03:59 PM
Hey, what can I say. I was really, really drunk that night.
No she was really, really, really drunk that night.
Post by: JimMarch on February 11, 2007, 04:55:10 PM
Post by: gunsmith on February 11, 2007, 06:22:54 PM
A smart move on her part, legally that would make it that much more likely she would get the inheritance.
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 11, 2007, 07:50:44 PM
Post by: Antibubba on February 11, 2007, 09:30:15 PM
Post by: Loucks on February 11, 2007, 11:57:59 PM
Call me twisted if you like; my SO did when I proposed this theory. I'm still of the opinion that it's the most satisfyingly repugnant resolution.
Post by: crt360 on February 12, 2007, 12:20:10 PM
I'm firmly convinced that the father is her son.
Call me twisted if you like; my SO did when I proposed this theory. I'm still of the opinion that it's the most satisfyingly repugnant resolution.
Now that would be something. It would explain why the son OD'd when the kid was born and why they never show any pictures of it. Maybe the baby has twelve fingers or two heads.
Call me twisted if you like; my SO did when I proposed this theory. I'm still of the opinion that it's the most satisfyingly repugnant resolution.
Post by: Antibubba on February 12, 2007, 10:18:08 PM
It isn't just satisfyingly repugnant, it's also possible.
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 13, 2007, 03:14:59 AM
Post by: m1911owner on February 13, 2007, 06:58:29 AM
This thread started off as funny. It's starting to get rather sad.
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 13, 2007, 07:06:42 AM