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Title: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: WLJ on July 29, 2019, 12:33:00 AM
I usually have 3 to 5 cats in bed with me at night and I've often joked that Smoky always has a "I'm going to kill you in your sleep" look in his eyes

Camera shows cat trying to 'murder' its owner while he sleeps
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/cat-sleeps-on-mans-face-camera
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: Hawkmoon on July 29, 2019, 01:11:21 AM
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Lastly, at least one user questioned how Navarro didn’t know what was going on, posting, “You needed a camera to tell you an entire being was sitting on your face?”

That had to be last. Nothing could top that comment.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: 230RN on July 29, 2019, 07:16:28 AM
There's an old wive's tale that one should not let a cat in a room with a sleeping baby.

Apparently over decades / centuries / millennia enough babies have suffocated when a cat tried to sleep on this nice warm object, to generate this old wive's tale.

But since it's just an old wive's tale it cannot be counted as any kind of rational scientific evidence.

After all, anecdotes are not evidence.

I do know my cats used to get in bed with me, which was OK, but then their purring while they settled in for comfort and their "kneading" me kept me awake for a while.

"Soft kitty, warm kitty,
Little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."

Terry, 230RN

REF (SIDS.  This Mayo Clinic article on Sudden Infant Death Syndrome emphasizes that it's still a bit of mystery (or has multiple possible causes), but does mention sleeping with pets as a risk factor):

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sudden-infant-death-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20352800

Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: TommyGunn on July 29, 2019, 10:15:29 AM
Hmmmmm.  I've never had a cat try to sleep on my head.
Have one now that curls up in a "valley"  on the bed cover between my legs, or, off to the side.  I've had previous cats that snuck under the sheets.

I'm a bit surprised this guy needed a camera to figure out what was happening.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: lee n. field on July 29, 2019, 10:50:25 AM
It's a joke around our house that it's good our cats aren't larger, they're such focused predators.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: brimic on July 29, 2019, 11:34:23 AM
Hmmmmm.  I've never had a cat try to sleep on my head.
Have one now that curls up in a "valley"  on the bed cover between my legs, or, off to the side.  I've had previous cats that snuck under the sheets.

I'm a bit surprised this guy needed a camera to figure out what was happening.

Same here. Mine is incredibly affectionate. She'll crawl into bed around 2-4AM, cuddle up next to me, and often lay one of her paws on my hand. I don't like when she crawls on top of the blanket between my legs though, because she fights me with her weight when I want to turn over.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: HeroHog on July 29, 2019, 01:32:30 PM
My 18lb cat sleeps on my chest.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: MechAg94 on July 29, 2019, 01:41:09 PM
I wouldn't say that cat was trying to kill its owner so much as it was indifferent and his face made a nice warm pad to lay on.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on July 29, 2019, 02:19:57 PM
Maybe? I didn't know there was any question.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: HeroHog on July 30, 2019, 09:54:52 PM
A pic of me and my "little" buddy napping today... :old:

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fherohog.com%2Fimages%2FFaces%2FTCandMe.jpg&hash=aed5904220f4a966a3eb799502ca6b7b89793122)
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: makattak on July 30, 2019, 10:09:05 PM
A pic of me and my "little" buddy napping today... :old:

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fherohog.com%2Fimages%2FFaces%2FTCandMe.jpg&hash=aed5904220f4a966a3eb799502ca6b7b89793122)

I'd wake up.dead from that.


Not the weight but I'd suffocate from the allergic reaction. Just looking at that makes me almost break out in hives.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: brimic on August 01, 2019, 11:40:04 AM
A pic of me and my "little" buddy napping today... :old:

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fherohog.com%2Fimages%2FFaces%2FTCandMe.jpg&hash=aed5904220f4a966a3eb799502ca6b7b89793122)

Your cat looks like his size is right on the line of 'if he wants to kill you, he could.'
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: BobR on August 01, 2019, 01:18:34 PM
Your cat looks like his size is right on the line of 'if he wants to kill you, he could.'

The ONLY thing that keeps them from killing us is the size disparity. I also believe that if we fall over dead they will not hesitate to eat us after a few days. ;)

bob
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: 230RN on August 02, 2019, 12:24:33 PM
From the comments...

"I'm a bit surprised this guy needed a camera to figure out what was happening."

Captain Obvious says, "He knew beforehand but set up a camera so he could you tube it."

Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: WLJ on August 02, 2019, 12:25:52 PM
The ONLY thing that keeps them from killing us is the size disparity. I also believe that if we fall over dead they will not hesitate to eat us after a few days. immediately

bob

FIFY
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: brimic on August 02, 2019, 01:02:07 PM
FIFY

When my cat first moved into my house, she would paw at my mouth/nose while I was sleeping. I was suspecting that she was checking to see if dinner was ready.


Or she was just being an A-hole.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: 230RN on August 02, 2019, 01:36:23 PM
Or she was poking around to find the bacon you had eaten recently.
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: WLJ on August 02, 2019, 01:47:16 PM
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: TommyGunn on August 02, 2019, 11:47:34 PM
When my cat first moved into my house, she would paw at my mouth/nose while I was sleeping. I was suspecting that she was checking to see if dinner was ready.


Or she was just being an A-hole.

Probably the later.  As much as I like 'em, cats can be that.  Mine expresses her a-hole-Ness by sitting on my toilet seat cover and unrolling the toilet paper at 4:30AM. ;/
Title: Re: Maybe your cat is trying to kill you.
Post by: 230RN on August 04, 2019, 02:41:18 AM
      (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYLuNt2UQAEqaOs.jpg)